Say, would you like to do some writing for a sketch comedy group…

But on about 5 minutes’ thought, I came up with, just for you specifically:

I’ve been Mark Teixeira’ed, Juan Rivera’ed,
I’ve been Vlad Guerrerro’ed, then Pineiro’ed
I’ve been Grand Salami‘ed weekly till I’m blind
I’ve been George Sherrilled, and imperiled
A columnist from the Everett Herald!
That’s not the one you read? Well… nevermind.

I knew a man, who played some ball
He sure thinks that he knows it all
But not the same as you and me!
He’s stuck back in history. He’s so confused
That when you say “Richie”…
He thinks you’re talking about Richie Ashburn!
Whoever he was.

…uh, I gotta go to work (late day, don’t ask) and I can’t post USSM comments from there so if I come up with more I’ll email you.

Or maybe just sing them for everyone at the Feed. Not that I’ll be there, of course. I didn’t disclose that.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

16…thanks for the reminder about a great song. It’s a tune I sometimes find myself humming. I love the line…”I’ve been Ayn Randed, nearly branded a Communist ’cause I’m left handed.” God, I love Simon and Garfunkel.

I’m probably the only one in the world that has this urgent craving to flood my ears with Simon and Garfunkel specifically this time of year. There’s something about spending dreary autumns with Simon and Garfunkel. Although, it’s been more of a Kodachrome autumn for me this year and all — with all the photographic studies I’ve done on leaves and color…

Deanna’s the queen of the M’s blogosphere on this, but I had a few ideas for some lines to “Marinerate” that song.

I’ve been Matt Thornton’d
Bobby Ayala’d
There goes another’n
Ryan Franklin’d…

Hopefully Deanna will be so thusly inspired and come up with a complete parody. She’s so far better at it than I am…

But, yeah, that’s a great song. As is just about any Simon and Garfunkel this time of year. Paul Simon’s “The One” album is at the top of my list, too.

“That’s When I Reach For My Bloomquist,” Mission Of Burma.

“Wanna Throw Up? Retain Hargrove,” Minus the Bear.

“The Loneliness Of A Mid-Sized Market Ball Team,” Belle and Sebastian.

Do you still need me to bring the office digital recorder, or is Jeff’s recorder going to be good enough?