Kaufman yawns aglow
Lord Gilgamesh and The King
Hurling spheres of rage

… ? Like… as in Venture Brothers Pete White? I’m not hip and need some help here.

Fact is, we’re going to have to look elsewhere if we want an effective starting pitcher, which is why the M’s were scouting BH Kim. Not that I agree he’s an effective starter, but you get the idea. It’s either AAAA scrubs or someone else’s 4th starter.

This is how we ended up with Batista, Weaver and HoRam.

Woods… he’s actually been getting pounded since getting sent back down, with an ERA in the 6′s and an xFIP to fit. He would only get a callup because he’s on the 40 man and would require the least hassle.

RRS has been working out of the bullpen all year, and it looks like that’s gonna be his future.

Feierabend has been hit and miss, effective, but not dominant in AAA. He’s had enough meltdowns to lead me to doubt his ability to competently perform at the MLB level right now.

The other Rainiers are not on the 40 man and would require someone getting knocked off it and exposed to waivers for any of them to get added.

On an also unrelated note, are there any parks that will toss you out if you throw a HR back onto the field? I’ve only caught one, and it was against the Giants… so eh. I’d definately throw back any yankee/bosox HR if I got my hands on it, but isn’t that construed as throwing something onto the field? I don’t know how tight ballparks are about throwing a ball back on the field… Thanks.