My posse’s in Mulgore
Seriously, you should only read this post if you’ve been playing video games in the off-season, otherwise this is going to make no sense and only annoy you, which is why I’ve tried to make this lead-in as short as possible while being entirely clear about its content.
I’m going to go terrorize Alliance newbies when I get back in town.
Newbie: “La la la, I’m a new Alliance player because I’m dumb and everyone else is, or because I’m a guy who likes looking at his night elf character a little too closely all the time, here I am, picking flowers and prancing through the newbie… why is the ground sha– OH MY GOD WHAT IS — RUN! RUN!”
Me, as heard by them: “Moooooo.”
Newbie, 5m later, in real life: “I’d like to return this game I just bought…”