Game 10, Mariners at White Sox
If you think Mike Hargrove has made some questionable managerial decisions to start the season, I’ve got just one sentence for you. Think of Michael Buffer when I say:
Are. You. Ready. For. Oooooooooozzzzzie Guuuuuuuillen?
Thrill as Ozzie pinch-hits Willie Harris for Juan Uribe! Marvel as he removes Paul Konerko in favor of Scott Podsednik! Wonder at the White Sox’ early winning record! Become nauseous at the head-swim-inducing moves!
Joel Pineiro vs. John Garland, 5:05 p.m., PDT. The M’s return to TV on KSTW.
As a sidenote: does it say more about me or about Alex Rodriguez that, when I see the headline “A-Rod yanks 8-year-old-boy from path of truck,” I think “P.R. set-up.”
Don’t answer that.