Game 105, Mariners at Tigers

Jeff · August 2, 2005 at 3:33 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

It’s coming. Page Bruce Willis, but nobody tell Ben Affleck. At the very least, be sure you express affection for loved ones before 2029 — you know, just in case this really is the asteroid with our number.

The Mariners have already taken a deep impact of their own, wiping several mainstay players off the map. It’s a totally different team that takes on the Motor City Kitties this afternoon. This is not all bad: Don’t always knock the doom rock.

Jorge Campillo, fresh from the minors, takes on Jason Johnson. When watching Campillo, just imagine how much faster Felix’s deliveries will look on Thursday — or would look, if the game were televised.

Tonight, root for the Mariners, root for the Mexican Maddux, and root for a tiny asteroid to land squarely on the home of whoever made the decision not to televise The King’s debut.


254 Responses to “Game 105, Mariners at Tigers”

  1. DMZ on August 2nd, 2005 8:29 pm

    Ok I am done with you but this whole deal was started by you when decided to grant me your wisdom and correct me, I didn’t ask for it.

    That’s certainly a good reason to go off the deep end. Wow. In the future, I’ll try to be less helpful.

    And I know you think people who correct spelling or (like me) offer grammar advice are all third-graders (or whatever you said), yeah yeah yeah.

    Then when I replied you deleted my curse, name calling free posts because ……….I don’t know why honestly, those posts where very tame.

    I’m sure they were, not that they’ve been deleted.

    Bah why even argue with you if I come up with a point that makes sense you will only delete it. Have fun with your career with selective censorship you are one of the best I have seen at it. You could probably have a career in politics, good luck.


  2. Mike on August 2nd, 2005 8:30 pm

    I think this may be a perfect storm of steroids and our new mate that has resulted in a particularly bad day of commenting. As for 248, this game thread stopped being a game thread long ago, and I do not see any reason to postpone its end.

  3. NY-Mariner on August 2nd, 2005 8:33 pm

    I got to have one for the road………….[edit] off geek! come on give it too me deleted-more name calling ….come on your creative enough.

  4. DMZ on August 2nd, 2005 8:33 pm

    Yeah, you know what Mike? That’s the best idea anyone’s had all day.