Game 110, Mariners at White Sox

Dave · August 7, 2005 at 10:58 am · Filed Under Mariners 

Jeff Harris makes his first major league start against Jon Garland. Garland, by the way, was a first round pick by the Cubs and then traded away a year later for Matt Karchner. Karchner pitched a grand total of 32 innings with the Cubs over two years, and hasn’t pitched in the majors since. Jon Garland has 61 wins and is 25-years-old. That’s a pretty nice trade, right there.

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158 Responses to “Game 110, Mariners at White Sox”

  1. John in L.A. on August 7th, 2005 4:43 pm

    Jessica Alba is not hot enough to be honored as half a catcher’s name???

    That’s it. If I see one more “Dating Tip” from Corcoran I reserve the right to ridicule.

    I understand people not thinking Jessica Alba is the perfet woman.

    But we have never had a catcher who she wasn’t hot enough to be all three of his names.

    Alba Albaalba, if hotness transferred, would be at least Johnny Bench.

  2. mrplow on August 7th, 2005 5:24 pm

    #149

    what?

  3. IceX on August 7th, 2005 5:57 pm

    YOUCANPUTITONTHEBOOOAAARRRDDDDD….YES!!!

    😛

  4. dcmike on August 7th, 2005 7:32 pm

    I’m sure this has already been asked and answered somewhere else on these pages before, but would I be correct in assuming that, having been activated so late in the season, nothing King Felix does for the remainder of the season will make 2005 qualify as a year of ML service for him? It’s great to see him with the big club, but spending one of his precious pre-free agency years on a lost season would make no sense …

  5. DMZ on August 7th, 2005 7:43 pm

    I’m sure this has already been asked and answered somewhere else on these pages before,

    Yes.

    would I be correct in assuming that, having been activated so late in the season, nothing King Felix does for the remainder of the season will make 2005 qualify as a year of ML service for him?

    Yes.

  6. troy on August 7th, 2005 10:27 pm

    Corcoran, I can think of few things that would make a sane thought following the phrase “Jessica Alba isn’t hot enough. . .” Perhaps “to date if she was my sister,” or “to rob a bank for,” would work. But “to be honored as half of a catcher’s name”? Huh? What? Have you lost your Van Morrison loving mind? I mean, look at her man!!!

    *Sigh*

    You dissapoint me sometimes, young Corcoran.

  7. Jeremy on August 7th, 2005 11:16 pm

    Corcoran is too busy memorizing the rosters of the Texas League to realize how great Jessica Alba is. Heh.

  8. David J Corcoran on August 8th, 2005 11:44 am

    I like a little bit more meat on the bones, personally.