Mass suicide scheduled for Wednesday
I’ll be leading the Cult of Doyle into the Puget Sound at noon, where we’ll all drown, cold and miserable. The Church of Bloomquist the Ignitor is invited to attend and applaud or boo as they feel fit, after which they will go see the M’s play the Royals at 1:35.
Light snacks and punch will be served.
Update: it has been brought to my attention that killing myself, while possibly a welcome relief from despair, would prevent me from heading to Australia, and Doyle would have wanted me to go.