Pregame wake and festivities

DMZ · August 15, 2005 at 9:53 am · Filed Under Mariners 

If you want to meet up with fellow USSMers, check out today’s unofficial USSM pre-game. We’re going to meet up tonight about 5:30ish, maybe a little earlier at the King Street Bar and Oven.

You get two USSM authors and a BP guy:

  • I’ll be there, trying to compose drinking songs about how depressed I am about Doyle.
  • Jeff will be there, helping with rhymes and meter. He’s the handsome one.
  • Jonah will be there, smiling, happy, and generally sociable, since it’s unlikely he’ll have another really bad day. Unless Jeff and I drag him into our Doyle-related despair.

Jonah’s trying to negotiate for a reserved table, so RSVPs if you’re going or will attempt to go would be helpful.

Comments

65 Responses to “Pregame wake and festivities”

  1. Chris Begley on August 15th, 2005 10:01 am

    Ever so slightly off topic..
    Are there any other Vancouver (BC) based fans who are going to try and find a bar that has Fox Sportsnet? I think this will be an exercise in futility, but it is worth a shot.

  2. Russ on August 15th, 2005 10:15 am

    I’m in. Sheez, I have to make up for last week’s feebleness.

  3. Hush on August 15th, 2005 10:18 am

    I’ll be the one in the Bloomquist jersey

  4. Brian (No Relation to Matt) Thornton on August 15th, 2005 11:11 am

    I’ll be there as well. I’ll be the one spouting gallows humor about Ryan Franklin and WFB staying disgustingly healthy over the course of the season, while Madritsch and our favorite Aussie outfielder get stricken down. Oh, and if SpIEzIO is pencilled in at DH after going 0-for-the-series, I’ll be descanting on the intelligence quotient of our current manager.

  5. Barking Pumpkin on August 15th, 2005 11:11 am

    Sorry mates,but it’s all too far away from me!
    Too bad,it looks like a truly fun night..
    Me? I’ll try to wake up at 4AM(!)to witness King Felix’s 3rd start
    All hail the King. Long live the King

  6. Deanna on August 15th, 2005 11:14 am

    Mariners Schmariners,
    Outfielder Snelling has
    Torn up his knee again,
    Done for the year.
    Grieving for Doyle and his
    cruciate ligament?
    My best suggestion is:
    Drink lots of beer.

    Okay, a double dactyl might not really work as a drinking song, but oh well. I’ll stop by at the “King” and say hi again. Will probably have to leave early once more. Don’t hurt me.

  7. urban shocker on August 15th, 2005 11:18 am

    Why have a wake? The King is pitching tonight, this is one of the bright spots of a dismal season.

  8. Zero Gravitas on August 15th, 2005 11:34 am

    I think a wake is the appropriate metaphor for Mariner fan gatherings nowadays. After watching our illustrious manager DH Scott “.044″ Spiezio 2 games in a row while leaving Mike Morse on the bench, what other proof do you need that our situation is hopeless?

    If I were a Seattle traffic cop on Royal Brougham for Mariners duty this week, I’d just be telling people “Move along folks! Nothing to see here”. Just like cops do at the scene of any other kind of wreck.

  9. Raymond on August 15th, 2005 11:36 am

    I’ll probably be there for a quick beer before heading to the field to get some pictures of King Felix warming up in the pen. I’ll probably have a Gonzaga shirt or hat on. Lookin’ forward to meeting everyone.

  10. DMZ on August 15th, 2005 11:47 am

    Wow, like three, four people… man. We’re in trouble when we can’t rustle up interest in a King Felix start.

  11. Raymond on August 15th, 2005 11:50 am

    maybe everyone’s out to lunch.

  12. Mat on August 15th, 2005 12:00 pm

    I’d be there, but I’m vacationing in Minnesota for the week. Another time, perhaps.

    All hail King Felix!

  13. Slovaki Mariner on August 15th, 2005 12:00 pm

    Barking Pumpkin-I will be joining you at waking up at 4AM to watch King Felix.

  14. Zzyzx on August 15th, 2005 12:05 pm

    I’m torn. King Felix is starting, but Skerik is playing at a club on Capitol Hill. Also I just spent $500 on emergency car repairs this weekend, so really I should just stay home.

  15. goodbye baseball on August 15th, 2005 12:14 pm

    If Felix starts against the White Sox on Aug. 26, I’ll be there. It’ll be interesting and fun to see him pitch against the team with the best record in baseball, even better if the counterpart is Buehrle or Garland.

    Enjoy tonight guys and here’s to the end of a four game losing streak.

  16. MacMariner on August 15th, 2005 12:18 pm

    I bought my tickets to the 26th too. I’ll be there for drinks then if there’s going to be a meet-up.

    Enjoy yourselves tonight guys.

  17. Deanna on August 15th, 2005 12:18 pm

    #14: Tonight’s one of those BECU nights where you can get a View Reserved seat for $10, if that helps any.

    #10: Everyone’s depressed that it’s Hernandez vs. Hernandez, instead of Zack “Saved by the Ball” Greinke. Either that, or they haven’t gotten time to make “At least Dave Hansen’s initials are ‘DH’” signs yet.

  18. Barking Pumpkin on August 15th, 2005 12:22 pm

    #13
    That’s very cool..
    It means,of course,There’s more than one deluded crazy mariners fan li9ving in Europe :-)
    I’ll get the coffee-and lots of it!
    All hail the king. Long live the King

  19. Zip Bailey on August 15th, 2005 12:24 pm

    re 15, cooler still would be a start against Freddy Garcia…

  20. goodbye baseball on August 15th, 2005 12:30 pm

    19. I always forget about Freddy, arrgh!!! Perhaps the Mariners can complete the hat trick against him, with two wins in Chicago already. Then again, he’s 9-1 on the road this year and may have just a tad to prove in front of the Safeco faithful — not to mention the front office and ownership.

  21. John in L.A. on August 15th, 2005 12:54 pm

    I’d be there if I wasn’t, you know, 1500 miles away.

    I’d show up just to heckle Art Thiel for his article comparing Felix to Meche. I mean, sure phenoms can fade. But Meche was never Felix, Art. Not at his very most promising.

    And I share your depression about Doyle. I’m even surprising myself with how much it bummed me out.

  22. Anne on August 15th, 2005 12:57 pm

    Chris (1), you had me until (BC).

    Euro-based fans: You have my awe and sympathy. I was limited to weekend day games while I was there, but then that was pre-Felix.

    I, alas, will not be in Seattle tonight, but my KKKKKKING signs will be making a repeat appearance, so everyone is welcome to stop by and say hello to my friends.

  23. dave in minnie on August 15th, 2005 1:06 pm

    any idea which game Felix will be pitching this weekend in Minnesota. I had assumed Friday, but apparently i’m wrong?

  24. Dave on August 15th, 2005 1:13 pm

    He’s going to pitch every 5th game. After tonight, his next start is Saturday, August 20th.

  25. Chief on August 15th, 2005 1:17 pm

    The Tacoma News Tribune reports this morning that Morse will DH tonight.

  26. vj on August 15th, 2005 1:23 pm

    Dave’s comment makes me wonder: How do we feel about Felix pitching every fifth game? He was on the dl not so long ago. Skipping his starts when off-days allow might not be a bad idea.

  27. Kelly M on August 15th, 2005 1:30 pm

    Would love to make it, but taking my three-year-old daughter to the game. I’m afraid that discussions of OBP and VORP might be above her head. We usually sit in the cheap seats, but I scored 11th row behind the dugout for this one.

    She is VERY excited to see Ichiro. Having sat through that abomination of a game on Saturday, I’m excited to see a real pitcher. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the team will actually TRY tonight, unlike Saturday when they played like they didn’t feel like working on a weekend. (Man, I was pissed off about their performance on Saturday — a huge waste of time and cash.)

    Have fun at King Street.

  28. Jonah Keri on August 15th, 2005 1:31 pm

    So since turnout looks to be low, I’m thinking we’ll just show up at 5:15-5:30 and grab available tables rather than bothering with reservations. See y’all there.

  29. Jon Wells on August 15th, 2005 1:33 pm

    I should be there around 5:30.

  30. msb on August 15th, 2005 1:37 pm

    at least Speez will be out of the line-up, per Larry Larue. There are also some choice Bavasi quotes– my favorite is when he was asked about the fans booing the Spiezio pop-up: “I was more bleeped off than they were,” Bavasi said. “You can clean up my language, but bleeped off is accurate.”

  31. Ben on August 15th, 2005 1:39 pm

    I may try to make it down myself. If I do, I’ll give you a call Jon.

  32. Evan on August 15th, 2005 1:46 pm

    What, the game’s not on here? Gah! Stupid Blue Jays going to Anaheim!

    The liquor laws governing televisions in bars were only lifted a couple of years ago – we don’t really have a lot of good sports bars yet. Joints in Kitsilano (where I live) usually only have digital cable channels or obscure satellite feeds (good for watching rugby, but not much else).

    That’s it – I’m opening a sports bar. I’ll call it The Ferret & Mangonel.

  33. Evan on August 15th, 2005 1:47 pm

    Are there any other Vancouver (BC) based fans who are going to try and find a bar that has Fox Sportsnet? I think this will be an exercise in futility, but it is worth a shot.

    I was supposed to quote that in the above post. I don’t know what happened.

  34. DMZ on August 15th, 2005 1:48 pm

    I’m opening a sports bar. I’ll call it The Ferret & Mangonel.

    I would make a point of patronizing such a sports bar in my trips to Vancouver.

  35. Spike on August 15th, 2005 1:48 pm

    Hmmmmm… Unlike us, i thiiink BB could do something to avoid the situation. Then again, maybe not.

  36. Spike on August 15th, 2005 1:49 pm

    OOPS! Small i for I. Sorrry!

  37. Mike Snow on August 15th, 2005 1:50 pm

    I’ll be heading in once I get off work.

  38. Evan on August 15th, 2005 1:52 pm

    From that Larue piece:

    “I don’t know what to say, there’s no strength in my shoulder,” said Meche. “There’s no pain, no pressure, just no strength.

    That’s a GREAT sign. Meche has dead arm.

  39. Barking Pumpkin on August 15th, 2005 1:52 pm

    #30
    I hope you’re right,and OUR favourite D non H is truly out of the game,otherwise i might be tempted to start the day at 4 AM with a double shot of Mescal!

  40. Paul T on August 15th, 2005 1:58 pm

    I rarely post here but will likely come out of hiding to make it to the B & O.

  41. Gregor on August 15th, 2005 2:02 pm

    #6 Deanna, if you remove the ” … again, done for the year”, you could sing it to the melody of “God save the Queen” (or “King”). Which would tie in nicely with both the tradition of English soccer fans turning their national anthem into drinking songs, and with tonight’s royalty theme.

  42. msb on August 15th, 2005 2:44 pm

    #41– man, that scans really well

  43. Jonah Keri on August 15th, 2005 2:44 pm

    Kitsilano Beach is one of my favorite places on Earth. Site of one of my best ever afternoons of pickup hoops. Good times.

  44. Gomez on August 15th, 2005 2:56 pm

    38. Shouldn’t somebody relay the message to Gil that velocity and strength to throw pitches is generated from the legs and torso, not from the arm and shoulder?

    Geez, is THIS why the guy’s been such a disappointment? That’s a BASIC principle of good mechanics, and he doesn’t know it.

  45. Chris Begley on August 15th, 2005 3:23 pm

    Aha.. found it, at Stamps Landing in False Creek!

    And, just to show you Americans what evan was talking about with liquor licences in bars, apparently there used to be about 41 classes of liquor licence. In some you were allowed two tvs of not more than 24 inches, and on in the ridiculousness from there. Now thank god they are down to two different types. Holy overregulation batman!

  46. msb on August 15th, 2005 3:44 pm

    #44 he seems to know it’s the whole package; from the PI today: “Meche isn’t feeling great physically, and he’s not at the top of his game mentally since he watched old video of himself from 2003 when he won 15 games. “I watch the tapes from a couple of years ago, and I look fluid and smooth,” Meche said. “I watch the tapes now, and I look a lot more tense. I’m not being real smooth at all.”

  47. Deanna on August 15th, 2005 3:44 pm

    22: Aw, shame you can’t be there, but here’s hoping the group runs out of K’s!

    41/42: Doh, serves me right for invoking semi-obscure poetry forms. Good call on the tune, though I’d remove the first line instead. A good drinking song requires a rhyme with “beer”, doesn’t it?

    I’m guessing 30k for tonight’s game attendance.

  48. Slovak Mariner on August 15th, 2005 3:46 pm

    #39-no chance to catch the KING reign without having beer till 4AM. Tomorrow I am taking a day off. Not many as crazy as we are in Mariners world. GO FELIX. Enjoy the show folks!

  49. Typical Idiot Fan on August 15th, 2005 3:52 pm

    Agh! BEHOLD THIS BLASPHEMY FROM A NON BELIEVER ON THE SEATTLE MARINERS MAIN SITE FORUM!:

    So what’s happens when pitching “phenom” Felix Hernandez makes a mistake and gives up a game?

    I am tired of commentators and reporters making a huge fuss over players, only to have to make excuses later on…

    Quit calling the boy “king Felix”, he’s a pitcher, a pretty good one, from what we are being told, but he’s green and untested in the majors. Don’t pay him more hommage than he deserves!

    Last time I checked, baseball was a team sport. People like Neihaus and the every one of the tv sports guys are playing this fella up to be the one man on the Mariners who can turn their season around…same way they talked up the “future” of the Mariners, Miguel Olivo and “seasoned” players like Scott Spiezio and Adrian Beltre…the entire team is an unhappy family and the rumors continue to fly that Ichiro is perhaps the next to take a walk…so stop putting on such a show over new players.

    If Hernandez pitches well, he can only help the team to the degree that the rest of the guys do their part. If he falters, we’ll have to endure, ad nauseum, the excuses for his mistakes of youth and inexperience. So, shut the heck up and let the guys play ball…if you want someone to hold responsible, start looking at the coaches and poor management decsions.

    Not that he doesn’t raise a decent point here and there but…

    BLASPHEMY! HERESEY! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

  50. TeacherRefPoet on August 15th, 2005 4:26 pm

    What’s this “hommage” we’re paying Felix? Is it anything like frommage?

  51. Deanna on August 15th, 2005 4:29 pm

    No, frommage is what we pay Cheezio.

  52. JMB on August 15th, 2005 4:59 pm

    Meche with a dead arm? Wow, we’ve never heard that one before.

    Hey Evan, you gonna need a chef at your new-fangled sports bar of yours? Might as well do it right, after all.

    jason

  53. drchock on August 15th, 2005 4:59 pm

    What’s the deal you sellouts. Too classy for Larry’s now? Too seedy for the suburbanites?

  54. Evan on August 15th, 2005 5:00 pm

    Only if you can make poutine.

  55. Colm on August 15th, 2005 5:03 pm

    Ooh, I’ll try to be there in an hour. I’ve cheapie bleacher seats for tonight, but right now I’m trying to recover from my first bike ride in six months. I’ll be the beetroot red Irish one retching in the corner.

  56. Colm on August 15th, 2005 5:09 pm

    Bugger. It is a BECU night. I’d have paid the full tenner for 300 level seats behind the plate but the guy in the team store told me there were no specials.

  57. Chris Begley on August 15th, 2005 5:15 pm

    I like the idea – Sports bar food as interpreted by the Culinary Institute of America! I will be a regular at the Ferret I think

  58. msb on August 15th, 2005 5:26 pm

    #49– “and the rumors continue to fly that Ichiro is perhaps the next to take a walk…”

    in 2008, maybe….

  59. Jim Osmer on August 15th, 2005 5:28 pm

    M’s roster moves is like watching an episode of the Prisoner.
    Today they bring up Ojeda and send down Wiki.

  60. Rusty on August 16th, 2005 12:12 am

    Jonah & DMZ, I forgot to follow up on something at the pre-game wake which I wanted your opinion on about Baseball Prospectus, but in particular Joe Sheehan…

    If you guys read it, what did you think of Joe’s piece a couple of weeks ago which was basically a eulogy to his father-in-law? No disrespect meant to Joe, but it seemed a little out of place in a baseball forum. It would have gone by without notice except then a day or two later in one of Will’s UTK columns, he spent a paragraph expressing thanks and appreciation for his father. Now this is a little more relevant since his father is a sports physician which relates directly to what Will writes about. But still, I can’t help think that I’m missing something about the BP philosophy or something. I admit that I was only reading the freebies for the last 3 years, but this year I subscribed and am reading more of the content. Perhaps I don’t fully understand the personalized views at BP. Anyway, Jonah, I anxiously await the tribute to your 3rd grade teacher. Hee hee.

    Good time at the King Sreet Oven thingie. Good beers, good conversation. And no apologies for lionizing the King!

  61. Jonah Keri on August 16th, 2005 8:15 am

    Rusty, BP publishes about 1,000 articles a year. You can argue the merits of a tribute article plus one paragraph if you like, but if 998.9 articles of baseball content aren’t enough, I’ll be happy to write 1.1 supplementary articles to bridge the gap.

  62. Rusty on August 16th, 2005 8:26 am

    Okay, thanks Jonah. I was just curious.

  63. Raymond on August 16th, 2005 8:43 am

    nice meeting the few of you that I was able to yesterday afternoon, on the end of the table closest to the door.

  64. Jonah Keri on August 16th, 2005 10:27 am

    No problem Rusty–I was being sincere btw…I really am hyper enough to bang out an extra article to make a customer happy.

    Hopefully we can all reconvene Friday Aug. 26, vs. White Sox, Felix’s likely next home start.

  65. Deanna on August 16th, 2005 11:17 am

    Jonah – after you wore the Fighters jersey yesterday, I have no doubt that you’re hyper enough to do anything for entertainment value :)

    (also – you should totally read Cromartie’s book if you haven’t. It’s awesome, and I bet it’d be even awesomer to an Expos fan.)