Ryan Anderson wants to be like me
It’s apparently not enough for former M’s prospect Ryan Anderson that he had more of a professional baseball career than I ever will. No, The Little Unit has enrolled in school at the Scottsdale Culinary Institute in Arizona. The Mariners are even paying roughly half of his tuition (I haven’t asked if they’ll cover mine, even though I’ve been to far more of their games than Anderson ever has).
To which I say, bring it on, Little Unit. You may be six-foot-ten, but I’ll outcook you every day of the week and twice on Sunday.