Ryan Anderson wants to be like me

JMB · June 14, 2006 at 9:13 am · Filed Under Mariners 

It’s apparently not enough for former M’s prospect Ryan Anderson that he had more of a professional baseball career than I ever will. No, The Little Unit has enrolled in school at the Scottsdale Culinary Institute in Arizona. The Mariners are even paying roughly half of his tuition (I haven’t asked if they’ll cover mine, even though I’ve been to far more of their games than Anderson ever has).

To which I say, bring it on, Little Unit. You may be six-foot-ten, but I’ll outcook you every day of the week and twice on Sunday.


56 Responses to “Ryan Anderson wants to be like me”

  1. tgf on June 14th, 2006 6:02 pm

    … and even if he did, {Doyle’s] not showing his full value until he’s ready to scale outfield walls and dive for gap fly balls.

    I wouldn’t go that far. Some outfielders–especially those with histories of injury–just don’t dive much. They get to what they get to and it keeps them in the lineup more often. Here’s to hoping Doyle doesn’t do much more diving in the future.

    By the way, he’s in CF tonight.

  2. Dave on June 14th, 2006 6:04 pm

    His first time playing the field since May 16th. And they’ve got him running around center.

    That’s a far cry from the protective goalie gloves Bavasi was talking about fitting him with back in April.

  3. Churchill on June 14th, 2006 7:22 pm

    Haha, good one, Dave.

    I don’t know the first thing about cooking in any manner, except the end-user part where the result is consumed…

    I ask asking for general knowledge purposes… Culinary Arts just seems different…

    So because I can’t copy JMB… how about I copy Ryan Anderson and become even MORE of a disappointment than I already am?

  4. Dave on June 14th, 2006 7:40 pm

    Just don’t copy Rett Johnson and move to the middle of nowhere.

  5. hub on June 14th, 2006 11:47 pm

    Re: #20

    I once STARTED a marathon… /wink

  6. Brian Rust on June 15th, 2006 9:19 am

    Rhett Johnson moved to McCall, ID?

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