Game 151, Mariners at Rangers

Dave · September 19, 2006 at 4:13 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Washburn vs Volquez, 5:05 pm.

Edinson Volquez has made six major league starts. See if you can spot which one is not like the others:

5 IP, 5 H, 4 R, 1 HR, 2 BB, 4 K
7 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 HR, 3 BB, 3 K
3 IP, 8 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 3 BB, 1 K
4 IP, 7 H, 3 R, 0 HR, 3 BB, 2 K
1 IP, 5 H, 6 R, 2 HR, 3 BB, 1 K
5 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 1 HR, 0 BB, 2 K

The American League has lit Edinson Volquez up like a Christmas tree. He’s a good prospect who isn’t major league ready, and major league hitters have been punishing him for his lack of command.

Except the Mariners. They faced him a month ago and he shut them out.

The M’s offensive approach sucks. Let’s see if they’ve learned anything.

Comments

181 Responses to “Game 151, Mariners at Rangers”

  1. Go Manures! on September 19th, 2006 4:18 pm

    My guess: The M’s have learned nothing.

  2. Bender on September 19th, 2006 4:26 pm

    Seconded.

  3. Steve T on September 19th, 2006 4:29 pm

    We just need to be more aggressive at the plate, stop letting these pitchers take advantage of us, get a good pitch to hit and hit it. You can’t walk to first base.

  4. shaunmc on September 19th, 2006 4:34 pm

    Willie at second tonight. Only six points until his OPS dips below .600 on the year. Can he do it? Can Jarrod Washburn NOT give up seven home runs tonight? And who shot Mr. Burns? These stories and more, 5 o’clock.

  5. Dave on September 19th, 2006 4:47 pm

    ESPN has a link to a Jayson Stark piece with this headline:

    Stark: Pujols combines power and patience.

    Other suggested headlines:

    Mortensen: Sky is blue
    Hollinger: Limbaugh leans towards republicans
    Simmons: L.A. traffic isn’t the best

    And, worse, Stark’s piece is an insider story. Yep.

  6. DKJ on September 19th, 2006 4:54 pm

    Sky Blue; Grass Green; Where Will It All End?

  7. Dave in Palo Alto on September 19th, 2006 4:55 pm

    Celzic: Yankees lineup tough to beat

  8. Evan on September 19th, 2006 4:57 pm

    Me: If Jayson Stark has baseball knowledge, I can’t find it

  9. Bender on September 19th, 2006 5:04 pm

    Who pays for the insider? I had free access to it for a while, but there was no way I was going to pay for that.

  10. JMB on September 19th, 2006 5:04 pm

    I also find it odd that Peter Gammons’ return article is Insider. I know he’s Insider all the time, but the majority of the column is saying thank you to his family, doctors, etc… seems like they shoud have let everyone read it.

  11. argh on September 19th, 2006 5:08 pm

    Speaking of the Mariners offense sucking, is it my imagination or does Broussard exhibit the most patience at the plate of about any Mariner batter?

  12. LB on September 19th, 2006 5:10 pm

    #10: I don’t have Insider, and I had access. It had the Insider logo on it, but that didnt’t keep me from reading the article.

  13. LB on September 19th, 2006 5:11 pm

    #11: Either him or Snelling.

  14. Dave on September 19th, 2006 5:14 pm

    Speaking of the Mariners offense sucking, is it my imagination or does Broussard exhibit the most patience at the plate of about any Mariner batter?

    That’s your imagination. Since joining the M’s, he’s seeing 3.75 pitches per plate appearance and has drawn 5 unintentional walks in 136 trips to the plate. He’s a hacker.

  15. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 5:16 pm

    Ben isn’t a hacker….he’s a Mariner!

  16. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:18 pm

    So, setting aside the often-stupid specifics of the lineups Hargrove has rolled out the past month, does anyone have any insight into why he’s trying so many permutations? I’m not talking about “letting the kids play” (Morse, Bohn) or non-platoon platoons (Doyle) or giving starts to people he (though no-one else) thinks deserves them (Bloomquist) — I’m talking about all the different spots in the order for Lope, and Betancourt and Beltre, and now Johjima. This after he went months with unchanging lineups early in the season. Is he actually trying to determine something by testing hypotheses? Is he throwing darts? Is letting people sign up on a first-come basis after batting practice? What’s going on?

  17. hub on September 19th, 2006 5:18 pm

    I can only imagine what our offense would look like with a few more Snelling-esques in the lineup.

  18. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 19th, 2006 5:21 pm

    Hargrove read about Monte Carlo techniques, and decided to try to see if it worked for lineups, too.

  19. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:21 pm

    Trivia question: what two teams (one AL, one NL) have a lower OBP than Seattle this year? Bonus question: what three teams have a lower OPS? (only one of which is in the answer to the first question)

  20. bat guano on September 19th, 2006 5:23 pm

    I don’t know the stats, but it seems like Raul is pretty patient (as Mariners go……)

  21. CSG on September 19th, 2006 5:24 pm

    #19 Is Detroit the AL team? Just a guess.

  22. Dave on September 19th, 2006 5:24 pm

    Hey, the Rangers broadcasters are quoting LOB%.

    Of course, they don’t understand that it’s only partly a skill, but its a start.

  23. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:24 pm

    Well, that’s one for Washburn, and counting…

  24. CSG on September 19th, 2006 5:25 pm

    Nope, Tampa

  25. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:35 pm

    Good guess, but nope, Detroit (.327) is at 26, ahead of Milwaukee (.325) and Seattle (.322); bring up the rear are the Cubs (.321) and the Rays (.313). For OPS, trailing Seattle (.738) are Houston (.737), Tampa Bay again (.732), and Pittsburgh (.730). The M’s are actually middle of the pack for batting average (.269, 16th) and #1 in the AL for triples (#5 overall, at 39) but they’re dead last for doubles. The low doubles number is partly park effect — Safeco supresses doubles, for whatever reason (28th this year) — but the triples count is pretty surprising (Safeco is rated 23rd this year, and has less than half the park factor for triples as Toronto).

  26. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:38 pm

    Hey, look, Jamie Moyer has a shutout going through 5 IP

  27. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 5:39 pm

    Volquez can’t throw strikes. Snelling is the only player that turns this into an advantage.

  28. Tek Jansen on September 19th, 2006 5:41 pm

    Just a question: More people in the media (newspapers, talk radio) have labeled Felix’s season as a disappointment, which might be fair. But it seems to me that Washburn, given his contract, is a greater disappointment. Why does he not receive the blame that Felix does for the M’s substandard season?

  29. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 5:45 pm

    Love Volquez’s Gameday shot. Scary as hell.

  30. CSG on September 19th, 2006 5:45 pm

    Washburn has taken over the Ryan Franklin “no run support” angle. And everyone knows there can be only one disappointment and one victim of lack of run support.

  31. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 5:45 pm

    But also kind of adorable.

  32. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 5:46 pm

    29- I love gameday pics, there are some classics out there!!

  33. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 5:47 pm

    My birthday is next week. I request a grand slam.

    And Hargrove getting fired.

  34. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 5:48 pm

    Ok, I’ll settle for part two. Thanks.

  35. dw on September 19th, 2006 5:51 pm

    My birthday is next week. I request a grand slam.

    My birthday is Friday. I request Daisuke Matsuzaka saying that if posted he’ll only sign with Seattle.

  36. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 5:51 pm

    Two walks, two singles, 1 stolen base, and 1 run. Sigh.

    Volozquez picture reminds me of someone. I just can’t place it.

  37. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 5:51 pm

    Dangit. Volquez.

  38. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 5:53 pm

    #35 If it were only that easy. Highest bidder wins. All bids are sealed and go to Selig. So unless someone has a spy in another org we have to hope the M’s just throw a crapload of money and cross our fingers.

  39. shaunmc on September 19th, 2006 5:54 pm

    32 – I’ve always been of the opinion that Betancourt’s gameday pic this year makes him look like a Cabbage Patch Doll.

  40. Gregor on September 19th, 2006 5:56 pm

    #38 I think Dylan’s point is that if Matsuzaka said this, other clubs wouldn’t bother bidding on him.

    Then again, if he did say that, other teams might bid an exorbitant amount of money to prevent the M’s from signing him, knowing that they get the money back in the end.

  41. David J. Corcoran I on September 19th, 2006 5:57 pm

    Travis Chick’s is the best (worst?)

  42. joser on September 19th, 2006 5:59 pm

    So Ichiro is now a 40-8 man. Take that, Alfonso Soriano. And Soriano has been caught 16 times this year. Ichiro? Twice. (Actually, the surprising thing to me about Soriano is that he has 63 BBs, vs Ichiro’s 46, in about 30 fewer ABs… and yet Ichiro’s OBP is .366, vs Soriano’s .357)

  43. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 6:00 pm

    39- Yu-bet’s is a bit odd. One of the best belongs to John Lackey.

  44. joser on September 19th, 2006 6:01 pm

    Just imagine if those of us posting on these game threads had pics. Shudder.

  45. joser on September 19th, 2006 6:02 pm

    …And Moyer — surprise — gives up a solo HR in the 6th. The man is consistent. Fortunately for him, the Phils offense is a little more so too.

  46. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:04 pm

    #40 Yje winning team does get the money back if they don’t sign the player. I was unsure but found a posting article on my favorite baseball source: Uss Mariner rulz

  47. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:05 pm

    Yje? Yje? Dang. The.
    Stupid discount laser eye surgery. I knew I should haven’t trusted the guy with the laser pointer in the back of the van.

  48. joser on September 19th, 2006 6:08 pm

    Are you sure it’s your eyes and not your fingers? Stupid discount metacarpals…

  49. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 19th, 2006 6:08 pm

    Yje Olje Homje Runje Parkje.

  50. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:10 pm

    No. Its my Dell keyboard put together by the Swedish Chef (who looks alot like Mike hargrove btw).

  51. Dave on September 19th, 2006 6:10 pm

    And now Tom Grieve is explaining the flaws of small sample sizes. Their announces >>>>>>> our announcers.

  52. joser on September 19th, 2006 6:11 pm

    Hey, wait, what’s that, down in Texas? A ballgame? Nah, it’s just a hybrid zombie/road movie, sports/horror flic: “Washburned Rubber: Return to the Homerdome”

  53. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:11 pm

    Washburn is showing Travis Chick how to get balls into the strikezone.

  54. shaunmc on September 19th, 2006 6:11 pm

    One of my Keys to the Game was for Washburn to not give up seven runs. Less than that would be nice, more than that would be comically entertaining. As long as it’s not seven exactly, I’ll be a happy camper.

  55. Dave on September 19th, 2006 6:12 pm

    I’m guessing Washburn’s real injury would be “whiplash”.

  56. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 19th, 2006 6:13 pm

    Hail Cesar!

  57. argh on September 19th, 2006 6:14 pm

    Of course, sometimes convenient things just happen at convenient times.

  58. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 19th, 2006 6:14 pm

    It’s the Jorve Roofing (TM) Whiplash Replay.

  59. argh on September 19th, 2006 6:17 pm

    I’m not liking our karma tonight.

  60. Bobby Valentine's Porn Mustache on September 19th, 2006 6:19 pm

    Hail Longball!

  61. Dave in Palo Alto on September 19th, 2006 6:23 pm

    The Mariners are not a good team.

  62. msb on September 19th, 2006 6:23 pm

    so, I’m guessing Texas won’t be interested in acquiring Jimenez unless they are in need of a new batting practice pitcher….

  63. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 6:24 pm

    I have thought about the high-bidding strategy mentioned in #40. You could bid a high amount, then offer DM peanuts, he refuses, but you keep him away from another team.

  64. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:24 pm

    If it’s any consolation, Spiezio 0-3 with 3 k’s for the Cards (though he has a .986 OPS this month and .824 in 253 ABs this year.

  65. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:25 pm

    With Volquez pitching like he is the M’s surely must score more than 2 runs? Right? Buehler?

    I found this amusing:

    89.10 plus shipping for a Jarrod Washburn autographed baseball. Seriously, who would pay that?
    WTF

  66. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:27 pm

    65: Bill Bavasi would

  67. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:28 pm

    Check out Rickey Ledee’s Gameday pic

  68. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:28 pm

    #63 That is an idea, but I am sure Bud would go nuts about that. I am guessing the winning post will be significantly higher than Ichiro. I put it at 27 million (crunched numbers in my WAG calculator).

  69. argh on September 19th, 2006 6:29 pm

    I’d say a nice new autographed Washburn ball would be worth more than one he’d actually thrown — who wants a ball that’s been beat to shit?

  70. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 6:29 pm

    Good golly, I believe the hit and run worked.

  71. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:30 pm

    That wouldn’t be very nice to Mr. Matsuzaka though

  72. msb on September 19th, 2006 6:33 pm

    so what’s the deal with all these Virgos & Libras? or is it just that you are all more willing to share your birthdays with us?

    If you were born Sept. 19th: Trouble will come swiftly and suddenly. You will find that many from the South will not have your best interests at heart. This your opportunity to examine your dreams in the harsh light of day.

  73. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:33 pm

    Plus you have to believe those that are serious about putting up a large bid are actually interested in his services.

    Another steal for Ichiro!

    Unfortuantely now agressive baserunning is validated in Hargroves mind.

  74. Dave in Palo Alto on September 19th, 2006 6:34 pm

    Born on Talk Like a Pirate Day?

  75. David J. Corcoran I on September 19th, 2006 6:37 pm

    niner-one-niner

  76. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 6:37 pm

    Answer: A lot of people have sex when it’s cold out. That’s my theory, anyway. However, best not to lump us rockin’ Libras in with all them fussy, irritating Virgos. Er, present company excluded, of course.

  77. joser on September 19th, 2006 6:37 pm

    Next week happens to be the 38th week of the year. Human pregnancy normally runs 38 weeks. New Year’s eve tends to involve a lot of drunken sex where percautions get overlooked. I’m just saying…

  78. JMB on September 19th, 2006 6:38 pm

    Has anyone seen the lineup the Mets rolled out tonight, after clinching last night?

    No Reyes, LoDuca, Beltran, Delgado, Wright, Floyd, Green…

    …but hey, they’re up 3-2 in the 9th.

  79. CSG on September 19th, 2006 6:38 pm

    #41-The Travis Chick Gameday picture looks like he’s on the verge of bursting into flames.

  80. msb on September 19th, 2006 6:38 pm

    arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    hmm hm hmmmmm hmm hm hm doesn’t belong,
    hmmm hm hmm hm hm hm hm huhuh,
    hhhmm hm hm hmmmmm hmmm finish my song….

  81. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:39 pm

    A good video on youtube that teaches you the five A’s of talking like a pirate.

    Talk like a pirate

  82. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:43 pm

    78, I’m just mad that the marlins are about to lose their fourth in a row where in all four games I believe they had a lead after they pulled their starter and the bullpen blew it. They have suffered through many other games like this recently. It’s looking increasingly unlikely that they will play the Twins in the WS liked I’d hoped

  83. msb on September 19th, 2006 6:43 pm

    or you can watch the Dread Pirate Steve.

  84. argh on September 19th, 2006 6:47 pm

    Okay, blue tube top alert in Texas. Oh, my goodness they did linger on that shot.

  85. VaBeachMarinersFan on September 19th, 2006 6:50 pm

    Avast!

    Arrrgh! That wench be prodigiously blessed by ye Almighty.

    Glad to see the Mariners didn’t treat Volquez like Cy Young tonight.

  86. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 6:52 pm

    Darn, wanted Doyle to come through to tie it up, or better.

  87. _David_ on September 19th, 2006 6:54 pm

    Is it okay to forgive Doyle but not Bloomquist were he to get out?

  88. David* on September 19th, 2006 7:04 pm

    It’s funny when Fairly tries to do math in his head. So funny. Hilarious.

  89. Eleven11 on September 19th, 2006 7:09 pm

    88-Perhaps. But listen to him with his repetitious inanities about mananging an at bat. That, my friend, is what it is all about. He is pedantic but those dumb little gems like, “Who is in trouble here” is the voice of a professional hitter who knows is stuff. Ron may not be the best at broadcasting but he does know hitting and is worth listening to.

  90. Eleven11 on September 19th, 2006 7:10 pm

    “….his stuff…” Martinis and blogs do not mix

  91. msb on September 19th, 2006 7:11 pm

    I’ve often found myself reminding the Mariner hitters when at a 3-1 count, ‘who’s in trouble here?’.

    Sadly, this year, it is often the Mariner hitters.

  92. jglongball1 on September 19th, 2006 7:18 pm

    Speaking of Gameday pix – ladies and gentlemen, Josh Rupe, the man who mashes up not one, not two, but THREE regrettable hair fashions!

  93. argh on September 19th, 2006 7:25 pm

    Perez didn’t strike me as a guy who would immediately regress to Carl Everett form when he was traded to the Mariners. But I was wrong.

  94. argh on September 19th, 2006 7:36 pm

    Some grit there but was it *true* grit?

  95. chimera on September 19th, 2006 7:42 pm

    89: years ago, red’s continuous baseball “education” irritated the heck out of me… but at this point, i’d rather listen to him in the background than rizz, hendu, etc … because, even though he is repetitious, there is generally value in what he’s saying…

    of course, most of this season he’s been banished from t.v. and replaced with a bigger idiot… so good job M’s brass, or whoever makes that choice… yet another shining example of their prowess. if you’re going to replace him, please replace him with someone better… :doh!:

  96. chimera on September 19th, 2006 7:46 pm

    this whole thing with Grover is irritating the F out of me… if that doofis is back next year, i’ll wash my hands of the M’s until the situation is resolved…

  97. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 7:54 pm

    So you used to be called chimeraf?

    *smacks self upside head*

  98. argh on September 19th, 2006 7:54 pm

    The chit-chat about no more than 58% of first pitches being for strikes and no more than 57.5% of first pitches being for a ball and that being a ‘tiny’ differential was interesting in what it revealed.

  99. jglongball1 on September 19th, 2006 8:16 pm

    WFB, your new starting 2B….

  100. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 8:16 pm

    I grudgingly cheer Willie’s outperformance of Snelling this inning.

    Go Ichiro!

  101. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 8:17 pm

    WHOO!

  102. true_slicky on September 19th, 2006 8:17 pm

    wow

  103. Lauren, token chick on September 19th, 2006 8:17 pm

    NICE!

  104. Sparhawk2k on September 19th, 2006 8:17 pm

    So WFB is NEVER leaving the team now, is he?

  105. apunetid on September 19th, 2006 8:18 pm

    !!!!!!!

  106. flash_33 on September 19th, 2006 8:19 pm

    Ichiro!!!

  107. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:28 pm

    I have no problem with WFB being on the team indefinitely provided (a) he isn’t paid more than $1M (the difference between league-minimum and $1M is change-found-under-couch in MLB terms) and (b) he doesn’t start when there’s another, obviously more talented and healthy player in the organization who should be playing that position instead.

  108. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:35 pm

    Apropos absolutely nothing, other than 9th innning comebacks, but has everyone seen the Dodgers-Padres fangraph for last night?

    On topic: Morse!

  109. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 8:35 pm

    Pinch run for Richie, please.

  110. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:35 pm

    G-man, there you go. But Lopez?

  111. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:36 pm

    See, that’s the problem with starting Bloomquist. He’s not there for you in high leverage situations like this.

  112. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:37 pm

    OK, Hargrove is PH’ing Jones for Doyle?

  113. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 8:37 pm

    Jones for Snelling???

    ok……..

  114. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 8:37 pm

    I thoiught of Lopez – lets them put him in at second base and move WFB to first. Because, of course, you need to —- PH FOR DOYLE!?!??!?

  115. okdan on September 19th, 2006 8:38 pm

    WITH JONES.

  116. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:40 pm

    13 pitchers so far in this game, 8 for Texas.

    JONES!

  117. argh on September 19th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Another opportunity to root for Joaquin Benoit’s balls….

  118. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Ok, now Hargrove looks like a genius :eyeroll:

  119. okdan on September 19th, 2006 8:40 pm

    Yeah!!!!

  120. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 8:41 pm

    JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hargrove gets the last laugh!!

    Still a dumb move.

  121. okdan on September 19th, 2006 8:41 pm

    As much as I want Hargrove gone, it’s nice to be able to cheer for the team…

  122. Sparhawk2k on September 19th, 2006 8:41 pm

    Not only does he look like a genius but now he’s encouraged to do this even more…

  123. okdan on September 19th, 2006 8:42 pm

    Wow, 5 hits for “Willie B.”

  124. msb on September 19th, 2006 8:42 pm

    quick, quick, trade Willie to Texas!!!!

  125. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 8:42 pm

    5 hits for boom-boom

  126. apunetid on September 19th, 2006 8:42 pm

    I was so consumed with that fangraph that I missed Jones hit. Whew!!!

    A career year for Bloomquist tonight.

  127. hub on September 19th, 2006 8:43 pm

    5 hits for BoomBoom! Sign that boy to an extension!

  128. Dan W on September 19th, 2006 8:43 pm

    Hargrove has pushed the right buttons tonight. Give him credit when it’s due, just as we do criticism.

  129. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 8:44 pm

    You new RF platoon for 2007 – Jones and Doyle???!!

  130. _MFAN_ on September 19th, 2006 8:44 pm

    128- He got lucky that Jones came through, that wasn’t a good move, IMO.

  131. msb on September 19th, 2006 8:44 pm

    no. I won’t.

  132. G-Man on September 19th, 2006 8:44 pm

    The defensive alighnment will be intersting – I guess he’ll put Ichi in RF and Jones in CF.

  133. argh on September 19th, 2006 8:45 pm

    How many other buttons does Grover have? I think we’re out of buttons about now.

  134. Joe on September 19th, 2006 8:45 pm

    Benoit Balls? Sounds like a Token Chick line.

    Actually, those Benoit Balls are getting stroked all over the field tonight.

    Ok, I’ll stop now.

  135. davepaisley on September 19th, 2006 8:45 pm

    Hargrove::good baseball move

    blind squirel::nut

  136. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:45 pm

    Bloomquist, 5-6 tonight. And he’s the gritty ignitor. Maybe we can trade him to Texas for one of those clubhouse slackers Hicks was complaining about — you know, Texiera say. Or Bloomquist for Young, straight up.

  137. Dan W on September 19th, 2006 8:46 pm

    Bloomquist 5-6 tonight. A WFB rally-killing, low-OPSing, grittiness-bashing comment hiatus is justified for this day.

  138. davepaisley on September 19th, 2006 8:47 pm

    Teixeira

    T-E-I, X-E-I, R-A

  139. msb on September 19th, 2006 8:47 pm

    so, why was it Adam Jones spent all those weeks on the bench?

  140. davepaisley on September 19th, 2006 8:48 pm

    I blame #4, shaunmc for the WFB debacle tonight. Just begging for a comeuppance.

  141. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:48 pm

    Yeah, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Of course Hargrove’s problem is that he runs slower, and slower, each day.

    Sorry about distracting you with the fangraph (thought the pitching change would take longer). But now you’ll get to look at the equivalent for this game tomorrow (crosses fingers).

    OK, Bohn in RF, no Jones. Where did Bloomquist end up?

  142. JeffnBham on September 19th, 2006 8:50 pm

    138, S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L

  143. Joe on September 19th, 2006 8:50 pm

    Teixeira (Tee-ee, icksee, Irish Republican Army)

  144. davepaisley on September 19th, 2006 8:51 pm

    142 – typo, not laziness

  145. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:52 pm

    OK, sorry about the spelling. I was going to go copy and paste from Yahoo, but I forgot. If he played for the M’s, I’d be more careful.

    Uggggh, errors!

  146. JeffnBham on September 19th, 2006 8:53 pm

    WFB ended up on first base.

  147. Typical Idiot Fan on September 19th, 2006 8:54 pm

    As much as I hate Hargrove, we like Adam Jones too, right? Adam Jones has great potential, sure he’s not there yet, but he isn’t TJ Bohn for crying out loud. Pinch hitting Jones for Snelling isn’t 100% stupid and it gave Jones a chance to do something and prove himself.

    I’m fine with it.

  148. Typical Idiot Fan on September 19th, 2006 8:55 pm

    Putz in. Game over.

  149. apunetid on September 19th, 2006 8:55 pm

    Yeah!!! Mariners win!

  150. Typical Idiot Fan on September 19th, 2006 8:56 pm

    Blalock SWING AND A MISS… AND WE GO TO THE TOP OF THE 11TH… NO.. the Mariners win! Mariners win the ballgame!

  151. joser on September 19th, 2006 8:57 pm

    Yeah, even if that’s the only AB Jones gets this month it’ll send him off into the offseason on a good note. Knowing you can hit in a high-pressure situation is pretty invaluable; knowing that your manager is willing to give you that shot counts for something too.

  152. argh on September 19th, 2006 8:57 pm

    My main memory of Jones this year was that easy, gliding run to the ball once he got used to being out there — ala Mike Cameron. If he can hit some, I’m gonna like him I think.

  153. dw on September 19th, 2006 9:11 pm

    True story: I was playing with Google’s SMS service (which, sadly, I’d only learned about yesterday at An Event Apart). I punched in “seattle mariners” to see what would happen. I was expecting to see a loss, but WTF? They’re winning in the tenth?? Huh.

    So, yeah, if you text “seattle mariners” to 46645 you will get the score of the most recent M’s game and info on the next scheduled game.

  154. Vidya on September 19th, 2006 9:13 pm

    Not to mention Adam got the pie-in-the-face rookie post game interview tradition. Great to get that at his age!

  155. okdan on September 19th, 2006 9:21 pm

    Off topic to DW real quick: how was An Event Apart? I really REALLY wanted to go, but didn’t have the extra scratch for admission… Missed my chance to see Zeldman.

  156. shaunmc on September 19th, 2006 9:43 pm

    If you want to blame me HITSTRAVAGANZA tonight, davepaisley, then you must also thank me for Washburn leaving the game early. To be fair.

  157. matt2500 on September 19th, 2006 9:57 pm

    Per the post-game show on KOMO, looks like Washburn has a torn calf muscle, and will miss his last start of the year.

  158. zzack on September 19th, 2006 9:59 pm

    Good win obviously, nice to have something to cheer about, but…

    We outhit them 18-9 and it takes a 9th inning, 2-out comeback to win the thing.

    Rangers with 4 hr’s and a double in their 9 hits, we had two doubles and a homer in our 18. We also had 5 walks to their 3!

    This seems to be a recurring theme. I can’t watch the games, so what’s the bigger reason for our inability to turn hits into runs: lack of clutch hitting or lack of extra base hits?

  159. msb on September 19th, 2006 10:22 pm

    Washburn said he thought first he’d popped his achilles, from the sudden stab of pain… greatly relieved it was the calf muscle.

    speaking of Adam Jones, great note in the PI about his new custom-made silk suit :)

    OF Adam Jones turned heads as the team dressed after the game for a plane trip to Texas, donning a bright red silk shirt and matching pants. Johjima was alarmed it might be the day rookies are traditionally made to dress in some sort of embarrassing outfit. “I thought today was costume day when I saw that,” the rookie from Japan said. “Then I saw my suit was still here and I was relieved.”

  160. msb on September 19th, 2006 10:25 pm

    sudden thought– if the Phillies make the playoffs, there could be a Dodger/Phillies playoff game featuring a Moyer/Maddux Slop Fest

  161. dw on September 19th, 2006 10:28 pm

    Off topic to DW real quick: how was An Event Apart?

    It was great fun. Meyer and Zeldman are as engaging as you can imagine them. Zeldman’s a really nice guy — we swapped stories of our two-year-olds. I took a lot away from it, and I’m still unpacking it all.

  162. AK4Sea on September 19th, 2006 11:19 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, meet your 2007 starting CFer, Willie Bloomquist! This 5-6 night is SURELY indicative of his real level of talent!

  163. colm on September 20th, 2006 12:02 am

    on the earlier subject of an inefficient offense:
    Earlier tonight Cleveland scored a massive 3 runs on the back of 13 hits (and 5 walks) against Oakland. The A’s managed to score 7 runs on only 6 hits (and of course 7 walks).

  164. apunetid on September 20th, 2006 12:24 am

    Is it just me, or was the M’s-Rangers game completely omitted from the MLB.com Fastcast?

  165. LB on September 20th, 2006 2:21 am

    #63: I have thought about the high-bidding strategy mentioned in #40. You could bid a high amount, then offer DM peanuts, he refuses, but you keep him away from another team.

    That strategy works for exactly one year. After that, he comes to MLB as a free agent and signs with the Yankees or the Red Sox.

  166. msb on September 20th, 2006 9:35 am

    oh, thank goodness we have Steve Kelley to set us straight– don’t believe the hype, the Mariners aren’t improved!!!!

  167. Red Apple on September 20th, 2006 9:43 am

    “Bring back Lou,” says Kelley. Ugh, that makes my eyes roll back so far it gives me a splitting headache. Do they pay that guy?

  168. Red Apple on September 20th, 2006 9:45 am

    WFB goes 5-6. Now Grover will make sure he gets into the lineup every day for the rest of the year. Just great.

  169. Bender on September 20th, 2006 10:26 am

    Also, according to KJR the big hero of the game was WFB!

  170. Paul B on September 20th, 2006 10:28 am

    Not only did Kelley say to bring back Lou, he also said that Joey Cora should be the manager.

    I agree with the sentiment that the M’s have lots of problems (hitting and starting pitching, plus an idiot manager primarily), but the details in the article were all typical Kelley blatherings.

  171. msb on September 20th, 2006 10:43 am

    bring Cora back because his resume lists that he is the 3B coach for the White Sox, has managed Advanced Rookie Kingsport and Class A Savannah, and La Guaira in Venezuela last year, and was also the Caguas GM from 1999-2001 … and not because he is ‘a favorite son’

  172. mln on September 20th, 2006 10:43 am

    Willie Bloomquist gets 5 hits in a game! OH. MY. GOD.

    WILLIE IS NOT TEH SUCK!

  173. RaoulDuke37 on September 20th, 2006 11:24 am

    “Imagine a news conference next month announcing the return of Lou Piniella to manage the club.” ~ Steve Kelley

    No thanks.

  174. msb on September 20th, 2006 11:26 am

    “Imagine I am writing my spring training column about Jr right now.”

  175. Bender on September 20th, 2006 11:39 am

    “Imagine Seattle with good sports reporters and responsible media and an educated fanbase.”

    That’s about as likely as Lou and Jr comming back and doing anything positive.

  176. joser on September 20th, 2006 12:00 pm

    “Bring back Lou,” says Kelley. Ugh, that makes my eyes roll back so far it gives me a splitting headache. Do they pay that guy?

    A better question is “Do they drug test him?”

  177. Ralph Malph on September 20th, 2006 1:11 pm

    Only in SteveKelleyland is 77 (the M’s current win pace) not better than 69. Only in SteveKelleyland would making Joey Cora manager be seen as a bold step, not a pathetic sop to sentimental fans. Only in SteveKelleyland would a team loaded with promising young talent not be seen as poised for further improvement.

    Too bad Kelley’s 2 actual valid points — Hargrove’s suckiness and the need for starting pitching — are buried in all this crap.

  178. msb on September 20th, 2006 1:42 pm

    you wouldn’t want to go visit SteveKelleyland, though.

  179. HappyMarinerFan on September 20th, 2006 2:10 pm

    A bit off topic, but wanted to pass the word:

    KOMO is doing a push for entries into their Ultimate Fan contest — you can enter at:

    http://www.komonews.com/komo1000news/contests/UltimateFanContest.asp

    The prize is pretty cool, I think anyways.
    -4 Commish box seats
    -Attend batting practice on the field
    -Authentic Jersey with your choice of number
    -Authentic cap
    -Laser engraved bat
    -a game used ball from Fan Appreciation Night
    -Featured on the big screen

    They are picking 5 finalists, and every one of the finalists gets a pair of tickets to the Fan Appreciation game – so it might be worth entering just for that.

  180. joser on September 20th, 2006 4:35 pm

    Ok, just for fun, since this is a dead thread: if you won that contest, what jersey number would you pick (and why?)

  181. joser on September 20th, 2006 4:38 pm

    Also, I just entered, and if I win (which is pretty unlikely, since I’ve never won any kind of contest/lottery, ever) but if I win I hereby pledge: I will donate the prize to USSMariner with the idea that they auction it off to the highest bidder with the proceeds going to maintain the site. Unless that’s not allowed somehow.

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