You can’t make this stuff up
The Mariners have made a signing! The offseason has begun. The Mariners have…
signed Willie Bloomquist to a contract extension through 2008.
No, we’re not kidding. We’ve now guaranteed the worst player in baseball two more years in a Mariner uniform, where he can continue to make outs and hurt the team while getting tongue baths from the announcers.
Feel free to commence mocking… now.