USSM Year-end Best-of: February 2006

DMZ · December 28, 2006 at 7:58 pm · Filed Under Mariners, Site information 

Slow month at USSM. The position roundtables are about it. (1b, 2b (and follow-up on Bloomquist-as-2b), SS, 3B, LF, CF

How many Mariner fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: I don’t know, but about 30,000 a night show up hoping to see the lightbulb turn itself around.

2: Changing lightbulbs is unncessary for Mariner fans, who bask endlessly in the luminous goodness of Raul Ibanez’s soul. (props to Jonah for the idea for this one)


One Response to “USSM Year-end Best-of: February 2006”

  1. sodomojojojo on December 30th, 2006 10:14 am

    (sarcasm on) “why aren’t the light bulbs we had in 95 and 01 good enough for you people? Why do we need to keep changing them?” (sarcasm off)

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