USSM Year-end Best-of: February 2006
How many Mariner fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
1: I donâ€™t know, but about 30,000 a night show up hoping to see the lightbulb turn itself around.
2: Changing lightbulbs is unncessary for Mariner fans, who bask endlessly in the luminous goodness of Raul Ibanezâ€™s soul. (props to Jonah for the idea for this one)