USSM Year-end Best-of: February 2006

DMZ · December 28, 2006 at 7:58 pm · Filed Under Mariners, Site information 

Slow month at USSM. The position roundtables are about it. (1b, 2b (and follow-up on Bloomquist-as-2b), SS, 3B, LF, CF

2/27:
How many Mariner fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: I don’t know, but about 30,000 a night show up hoping to see the lightbulb turn itself around.

2: Changing lightbulbs is unncessary for Mariner fans, who bask endlessly in the luminous goodness of Raul Ibanez’s soul. (props to Jonah for the idea for this one)

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  1. sodomojojojo on December 30th, 2006 10:14 am

    (sarcasm on) “why aren’t the light bulbs we had in 95 and 01 good enough for you people? Why do we need to keep changing them?” (sarcasm off)

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