Weaver to DL for acute sucktasticitis
I mean, uh, shoulder issues. From the M’s:
the Mariners placed right-handed pitcher Jeff Weaver on the 15-day disabled list with right shoulder tendinitis. Left-handed pitcher Ryan Rowland-Smith has been recalled from Triple-A Tacoma to take Weaver’s roster spot.
Ehhhh yeaaaaaaaaaah. Shoulder tendinitis. Whatever, he disappears for a while.