Tales from spring training
From the Seattle Times: The reason why Balentien and Ibanez were on the ground in the fifth inning in the outfield was indeed a swarm of bees buzzing around them.
“Do I know you?”
“I’m Wlad. You know me, from last season?”
“I don’t want to know your name until you make the 25-man.”
“Last inning? No? You’re just going to stand there and chew tobacco. Okay, whatever. Too bad about Jones, huh Raul?”
“Whatever. You’re all just prospects to me– WAAUUUGGGHHH!!”