Zombies to pursue Ichiro for his delicious brain

DMZ · March 19, 2008 at 9:16 am · Filed Under Mariners 

Doctor: “Ichiro has a very fine prefrontal cortex”

I… hee hee hee. Thanks to msb for the pointer.

Comments

13 Responses to “Zombies to pursue Ichiro for his delicious brain”

  1. weebs on March 19th, 2008 9:25 am

    wut.

  2. julian on March 19th, 2008 9:45 am

    Linky no worky: “Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address, since the protocol (doctor) isn’t associated with any program”

  3. Jimmie the Geek on March 19th, 2008 9:52 am

    Linky already fixed, so I won’t bother posting it like I was gonna.

    It’s an interesting article, though. Definitely worth the read.

    Jimmie

  4. Mo Vaughn Is My Hero on March 19th, 2008 10:08 am

    Really, Derek? Zombies? So Raul has finally resorted to eating his own teammates?

  5. Gabriel on March 19th, 2008 10:08 am

    “Celebrity brain scientist.” Nice.

  6. AssumedName on March 19th, 2008 10:10 am

    Don’t the M’s keep at least one roster spot to fill with the Ambulatory Dead? Oh, right…that’s the DH spot…

  7. Jar on March 19th, 2008 10:14 am

    So, is this spring the result of Ichiro finally getting to a place where he feels right?

    ;-)

  8. joser on March 19th, 2008 10:36 am

    I wonder if Ichiro’s consistent meals before the game is also a result of his experience with food poisoning the first time he was over here. I know that would make me a bit gunshy about trying anything creative before a game. He probably has always stuck to a routine, but it would be interesting to know if he allowed any variations back when he was playing in Japan.

  9. Karen on March 19th, 2008 5:53 pm

    It’s nice to see that the title and the doctor’s quote AREN’T a result of Ichiro requiring brain surgery for being “beaned” by some wild rookie pitcher…

  10. Steve T on March 20th, 2008 9:39 am

    This “brain scientist” sounds like an astrologer to me. He doesn’t appear to actually know anything about how brains.

  11. joser on March 20th, 2008 9:54 am

    The Japanese have their own peculiar folk beliefs (just as Americans generally do, though about different things). Many Japanese won’t get married, or even date seriously, without knowing the blood type of the other person.

  12. Sentinel on March 20th, 2008 3:50 pm

    If Ichiro! feels that he’s been deficient, and that he can finally perform at 100%, then imagine what could happen this year?

  13. mln on March 21st, 2008 5:15 pm

    Speaking of eating brains, this reminds of that scene in the movie Hannibal where Anthony Hopkins serves Julianne Moore the brains of Ray Liotta for dinner.

    Yuck.

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