Game 2, Rangers at Mariners

Dave · April 1, 2008 at 6:55 pm · Filed Under Game Threads 

Hernandez vs Padilla, 7:05 pm.

Every night, baseball has the chance to entertain, to bring joy, and make us all happy, even if we don’t have anything to do with the game on the field. On certain nights, however, baseball possesses the ability to also be magical – to give us a memory that we’ll never forget, a story we can tell our grandkids, and an experience that will go down as one of the best of our lives.

Every single time Felix Hernandez takes the hill, that potential magic comes alive. It’s not just a baseball game, but instead, a chance to watch our 21-year-old Venezuelan phenom make history. There’s no ceiling for Felix – he literally could strike out all 27 batters he faced and I’d just say “yep, that’s Felix.”

It’s not just another day – it’s Felix Day. Happy Felix Day.

Rangers
2B-R Kinsler
SS-R Young
CF-L Hamilton
3B-L Blalock
DH-B Bradley
RF-L Catalanotto
LF-L Murphy
C-R Laird
1B-L Broussard

Mariners
CF-L Ichiro!
2B-R Lopez
LF-L Ibanez
1B-R Sexson
3B-R Beltre
RF-L Wilkerson
DH-B Vidro
C-R Johjima
SS-R Betancourt

Comments

264 Responses to “Game 2, Rangers at Mariners”

  1. Dave on April 1st, 2008 9:51 pm

    Yea, let’s lay down a sac bunt so that they can walk Ibanez and we can rely on Sexson hitting a flyball to give the team the lead… sounds brilliant…

  2. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 9:51 pm

    What a dumb bunt play there. Ugh.

  3. Dave on April 1st, 2008 9:52 pm

    Uhh, fixing the clock during the game thread probably wasn’t the best idea.

  4. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 9:53 pm

    SQUEEZE RICHIE SQUEEZE

  5. mdbru45 on April 1st, 2008 9:54 pm

    First of all, WOOOHOOOO!

    But in regards to the Bedard discussion:
    In fairness to the Seattle media, they’re very forgiving and willing to give a guy a break. I don’t think they’re asking for a media darling or someone who WANTS to talk. They just want to be treated like human beings. When a guy’s a dick, a guy’s a dick.

  6. F-Rod on April 1st, 2008 9:56 pm

    I would love to have a real 4th hitter up here….we need to change the order..Sexson should be in the 8 hole.

  7. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 9:57 pm

    You suck Richie.

  8. yippumcricket on April 1st, 2008 7:01 pm

    Felix day…at 11 am in Japan with nothing to do. Watching Gameday never felt quite so good.

    Because mlb.tv blacks out all mlb games in Japan. Awesome.

  9. F-Rod on April 1st, 2008 10:02 pm

    This is an ideal Vidro situation.

  10. DAMellen on April 1st, 2008 7:02 pm

    Why are the quotes going away?

  11. joser on April 1st, 2008 7:03 pm

    Dave, astride a pony, chasing away the trolls of negativity.

  12. DAMellen on April 1st, 2008 7:03 pm

    I meant comments.

  13. F-Rod on April 1st, 2008 10:06 pm

    well I guess not..somehow my Sexson post didn’t make it…..Why is he batting 4th…Can’t Kenji move up in the order.

  14. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:14 pm

    Haha, the graphic that opened the pre-show showed Texas at 1-0 and the Ms at 0-1.

  15. Gihyou on April 1st, 2008 7:16 pm

    I can’t decide if it would awful or awesome if the M’s announced they were scratching Felix and starting Horacio Ramirez instead, as an April Fools gag. Probably awful.

  16. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:17 pm

    mlb tv can lick my balls.

  17. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 10:18 pm

    Sexson’s an established middle-of-the-order hitter. Come on, the team’s been quite clear about that.

  18. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:20 pm

    It would be nice if the Mariners could get some sponsors that sell products other than casinos, men that can’t get erections, joining the military, needing advances on paychecks, car insurance or car ads. The lineup of ads is almost as annoying as the lineup McLaren puts together…

  19. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:22 pm

    Sorry, that was totally immature and inappropriate of me, but if they make me miss Felix Day after paying $120 for this I am going to kill somebody.

  20. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:22 pm

    Yay for the Pirates of the Caribbean music…heh. Ladies and Gentlemen, Master Sgt. Don White!

  21. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:22 pm

    #5, FSNW had a gag where they were telling folks outside of the Safe that Ichiro had been traded to the Yanks for Giambi, Melky Cabrera and another Yankee that I can’t remember. At least Ichiro thought it was funny…

  22. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 10:23 pm

    See, you can’t get that kind of fly out if you pinch-run for Vidro

  23. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:23 pm

    9: What is your trouble with the service? Last night they were convinced I was in a blackout region in ~Cleveland~. Same trouble for you?

  24. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:24 pm

    Sweet, according to another graphic… Wilkerson is playing both in right and in center.

    There’s going to be a job opening tomorrow at FSNW.

  25. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:24 pm

    I get a message that says they are undergoing maintnance….

  26. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 7:25 pm

    Dave just said Felix should throw more fastballs.

  27. phansince77 on April 1st, 2008 10:25 pm

    I miss seeing the guy with a with red hair and beard that seemed to always be sitting behind home plate (visible when left-handed batters were up). He was a Beltre fan (had a big Beltre bobblehead and was given a bat by Adrian). He’s sort of the Mariners own, “Sideshow Bob”.

  28. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:26 pm

    15. Bill Krueger said during the pre-show that Felix needs to throw more curves. haha

  29. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 7:27 pm

    Did Blowers really wait for 7:14 to say “no question about it”?

  30. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 7:28 pm

    Looks like Good Felix so far.

  31. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:28 pm

    17. Ain’t no ’bout a doubt it. (Graham Central Station reference) haha

  32. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 7:29 pm

    he looks really good…how about a 90 mph slider?

  33. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 7:29 pm

    We don’t need no stinking fastballs!

  34. joser on April 1st, 2008 7:29 pm

    Unfortunately, the Angels leading the Twins by four runs in the 7th is no joke.

  35. DKCecil on April 1st, 2008 7:29 pm

    Felix smiling and laughing as he walks off the mound gives me a lot of confidence already.

  36. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:29 pm

    Did I just miss Felix pitching because I was too busy posting? Doh.

  37. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:30 pm

    Wow, the MLB.tv 800k feed is about a minute behind the 1.2M feed…
    How did the M’s get the second out? I jumped from a groundout to strikeout for out #3…?

  38. blaumann on April 1st, 2008 7:32 pm

    Hola from Texas- watching the FSN South-West feed.

  39. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 7:34 pm

    25 – Groundout to Yuni.

  40. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:34 pm

    how did you get a feed at all?

  41. joser on April 1st, 2008 7:34 pm

    Ok, what’s up with this? Yesterday, Victor Martinez left the game with a strained left hamstring. Today Pedro Martinez left the mound in the 4th inning with a strained left hamstring. It’s a good thing Edgar retired. And Tino.

  42. vin on April 1st, 2008 10:34 pm

    I am at a loss. I can’t decide if I am more upset about the bunt or Sexson’s at bat. Is it too early to pull the plug on his comeback?

  43. theraven on April 1st, 2008 10:35 pm

    Phan, you talking about Red (I think that was his nickname)? Yeah, he was pretty cool. I thought that was really classy when Beltre gave him the bat.

    By the way, anyone else notice that Putz seems to be throwing a few mph less than last year? His average fastball was around 92-93 and his splitter was 81-83. Maybe his arm just isn’t in mid-season form (his control sure wasn’t)?

  44. blaumann on April 1st, 2008 7:36 pm

    The TX anouncers seem to really respect Felix.

  45. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:36 pm

    26. Hola. Do you have any TP?

  46. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:36 pm

    That’s 8 walks in 2 days.

    My heart, she can’t take it!

  47. bmalpine on April 1st, 2008 7:37 pm

    Wow with Padilla pitching like this we could be in for a 5 hour game tonight!

  48. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:38 pm

    I had no idea Steven Bauer was pitching now for the Rangers.

  49. kmsandrbs on April 1st, 2008 7:38 pm

    I really wish I felt better with runners on first and second, no outs, and the heart of our order due up. Sigh.

  50. LMF on April 1st, 2008 7:38 pm

    Small sample size disclaimer – but in 1.1 games this year the Ms seem to be showing some patience at the plate, I wonder what that’s about. Also, could Padilla work any slower?

  51. blaumann on April 1st, 2008 7:39 pm

    ,,this ain’t the old Lou slugging team, the’ll have to hunt and peck for runs this whole season…”

  52. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 7:39 pm

    35 – BE POSITIVE.

    Richie Sexson is up! He has a lot of power!

  53. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:40 pm

    Honestly, being here on the EST time zone, I’ll be up until 2 on this game at the rate Padilla pitches :/
    Nice big hack at a bad pitch by Ritchie…

  54. BlazerD on April 1st, 2008 7:40 pm

    Richie Rich everybody!!!

  55. kmsandrbs on April 1st, 2008 7:41 pm

    What happened with Ibanez? Gameday is already frazzled …

  56. EastCoastMsFan on April 1st, 2008 7:41 pm

    Wow, didn’t take long to hear some boos for Richie.

  57. DKCecil on April 1st, 2008 7:41 pm

    That was a painful at-bat.

  58. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:41 pm

    Goodness Richie sucks. Can’t he just have a career-ending injury or something to end this? He’s got his money, I’d be happy just to lose him for good.

  59. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:41 pm

    Riche + 95+ mph fastballs = fail.

  60. B_Con on April 1st, 2008 7:42 pm

    Do we know that Richie Sexson has working eyes? Has anyone actually checked? That’s a standard part of a major league check-up right? Right?

  61. EastCoastMsFan on April 1st, 2008 7:42 pm

    #40 shallow popout to left.

  62. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:42 pm

    40:

    Meatball, thigh high, 94mph, missed it. Flyout to left.

  63. kmsandrbs on April 1st, 2008 7:42 pm

    Thanks

  64. Carson on April 1st, 2008 7:43 pm

    Did I just see an enormous cardboard Beltre face? Looked like the opposite side of home plate where Red sat last year. Did he move?

  65. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:44 pm

    A gift for Padilla.

  66. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 7:44 pm

    45- See how ugly those swings are? It wouldn’t matter if he had 15/20 vision.

  67. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:45 pm

    49,

    Red moves around quite often. The seats on the 1st base side were season tickets that belonged to a friend of his, I believe.

  68. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:45 pm

    Jeez, I’m going to feel like a broken record saying this by the end of the year, but having somebody like Beltre batting after Ritchie really does a good job showing how awful big Sexy really is.

  69. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:46 pm

    That’s ok, Adrian. Smoking line drives will find holes eventually.

  70. argh on April 1st, 2008 7:46 pm

    2 on, nobody out going into the heart of the order and no joy. Time to put the game in motion I guess.

  71. johndango on April 1st, 2008 10:46 pm

    Luckily I took a screen shot before it was too late.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/Jcb54680/Misc/marinersfirst.jpg

    I wanted to remember what this looked like when October gets here.

  72. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:47 pm

    Mike Morse has to be shaking his head watching Richie play after the spring he had.

  73. BlazerD on April 1st, 2008 7:47 pm

    If the Orioles can release Jay Gibbons… what exactly am I missing about the M’s?

    I’m all for giving him at least a little while but they better not let this go on again for half a season.

  74. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:47 pm

    Groundball
    Groundball
    Strikeout
    Groundball

    Felix is fine.

  75. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:48 pm

    The really sad thing is how weak our bats look against Texaspitching. Just wait until we get to face a team with a decent rotation.

  76. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:49 pm

    Groundball
    Groundball
    Strikeout
    Groundball
    Groundball.

  77. Carson on April 1st, 2008 7:50 pm

    Man. Felix isn’t on like he was in Boston last year, but he’s had a couple really wicked pitches thus far.

    He’s missing in decent spots it looks like, too.

  78. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:50 pm

    60. Come on, all of those complete games the Rangers had last year by their starting pitchers? They have one of the top 4 pitching staffs in the AL West!

  79. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 7:51 pm

    Catalanotto shouldn’t get two more chances after that first swing. That pitch was sick.

  80. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:51 pm

    5 wormburners, 1 strikeout, 24 pitches through 2.

  81. JohninDC on April 1st, 2008 7:52 pm

    No really, you’re allowed to hit it out of the infield Texas. Yay Felix Day!!

  82. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:53 pm

    Glad I paid $120 to listen to MLB audio and watch gameday on opening Felix Day….

  83. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:53 pm

    Whoop, 25 pitches.

    His change is really dropping tonight. Doesn’t have great control of the curve or fastball, but they’re moving down so much that it might not matter.

  84. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 7:54 pm

    67: Call them up at the 866 line…it’ll probably take an hour, but it worked for me last night.

  85. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 7:54 pm

    Decent numbers so far for Felix tonight.

  86. dw on April 1st, 2008 7:54 pm

    Two innings of good Felix. I’m happy baseball is back.

  87. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:54 pm

    Felix is trying to work through a half inning faster than Bedard works through a postgame interview…

  88. jdam on April 1st, 2008 7:54 pm

    If I am blacked out of an awesome Felix game because I live in Texas, I might cry. After breaking my computer.

  89. Jar on April 1st, 2008 7:55 pm

    ocelot, I have been on hold since the first pitch.

  90. dw on April 1st, 2008 7:56 pm

    Padilla is pitching like he’s Mike Hargrove — the Human Rain Delay.

  91. Carson on April 1st, 2008 7:56 pm

    Gift hit for Turbo!

  92. dw on April 1st, 2008 7:57 pm

    That is the textbook definition of a seeing-eye single.

  93. ndrfx on April 1st, 2008 7:57 pm

    Liking how Felix is pitching tonight, except for the wild fastballs.

  94. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:57 pm

    Vidro gets a single on a groundball with eyes. Then again, Texas’ infield isn’t stellar.

  95. Tek Jansen on April 1st, 2008 7:57 pm

    Vidro gets a hit? The official scorer must be playing an April Fool’s prank on Turbo.

  96. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 7:58 pm

    Heh, now Gameday is taking a dump…

    OH MY GOD!

  97. matthew on April 1st, 2008 7:58 pm

    TURBO!

  98. DKCecil on April 1st, 2008 7:58 pm

    Turbo strikes again! Teams never expect it!

  99. PaulMolitorCocktail on April 1st, 2008 7:58 pm

    But… but that’s impossible.

  100. dw on April 1st, 2008 7:59 pm

    Everyone was talking about the Giants as being the suckiest team in baseball, but so far the Rangers are looking like they’ll be competing for the crown.

  101. ndrfx on April 1st, 2008 11:00 pm

    Well, we lucked into the lead and ended up losing it. I was concerned with Putz last night, he didn’t look sharp at all except for one splitter that I thought looked pretty fantastic. Tonight he looked pretty average. Hamilton was sitting on that pitch and knew it was coming, just as we all did. I’ve always had an uneasy problem with Putz’s predictability, and if he continues to mis-locate it could really be bad! I have confidence he’ll do well though.

  102. Tek Jansen on April 1st, 2008 8:02 pm

    Turbo must have helped the homeless every day in a previous life. Good karma.

  103. pygmalion on April 1st, 2008 8:02 pm

    Wha-?

  104. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:02 pm

    Unpossible! Vidro stolen base?!

    Good jorb Kenji.

  105. Terminator X on April 1st, 2008 8:03 pm

    “Watching” it on Gameday, but damn wish I saw that Vidro run on TV. That + Lopez walk = Texas sucks.

  106. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 8:05 pm

    Turbo strikes again! Unbelievable.

  107. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:05 pm

    For those who don’t have TV access:

    Vidro was out by 10 feet (hit and run), but Kinsler just flat out dropped the ball and it rolled into CF. Because he took an extra base, they scored it a Stolen Base and an error on Kinsler.

    Should have been a two base error.

  108. WardP on April 1st, 2008 8:05 pm

    veni.. vidi.. Ichi!

  109. JI on April 1st, 2008 8:05 pm

    I can’t believe that Turbo didn’t break the severs.

  110. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 8:05 pm

    Maybe we’re seeing why the M’s didn’t hold on to Broussard.

  111. brian_sun on April 1st, 2008 8:06 pm

    So being agressive is having guys Vidro and Kenji running? This version of “Mac small ball” is going to run into a lot of outs and end up hurting the team big time down the road.

  112. argh on April 1st, 2008 8:06 pm

    I’m feeling better about getting rid of Broussard.

  113. jefffrane on April 1st, 2008 8:06 pm

    The crowd is either incredibly bored with the pitching, or Safeco is giving away free beers.

  114. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 8:06 pm

    93

    I tried to refresh my screen right after that and it did shut down on me for a few minutes.

  115. BlazerD on April 1st, 2008 8:07 pm

    Hopefully we can knock Padilla out early and speed up this game a little bit. I don’t want Felix having to wait 25 minutes between innings.

  116. WardP on April 1st, 2008 8:07 pm

    seems to me that Broussard’s looking at all non-suckazoidal last year was more a function of his proximity to Sexson that a result of anything he was doing..

  117. Jar on April 1st, 2008 8:07 pm

    Thanks for the update TIF.

  118. Carson on April 1st, 2008 8:08 pm

    Super small sample, but boy am I impressed with Lopez’s at bats so far. Those borderline pitches he swung at last year without thinking.

    Lets hope something clicked.

  119. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 8:08 pm

    Through two innings, we’ve seen 2 walks, 4 hits for the M’s and a big error by Texas…and out of it we have…1 run. Wow.

  120. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 8:08 pm

    I’d still take Ben over Richie

  121. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 8:09 pm

    Angels won today…

  122. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 8:09 pm

    Yay for Dave talking to his friend the Aflac duck.

  123. dw on April 1st, 2008 8:10 pm

    I wanted to name our daughter Katie Casey. It was vehemently vetoed by my wife.

  124. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 8:11 pm

    rats, the perfect game is broken up.

  125. WardP on April 1st, 2008 8:12 pm

    Thud.

  126. dw on April 1st, 2008 8:12 pm

    E-1, Felix. Sigh.

  127. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 8:13 pm

    What a lousy throw…

  128. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:13 pm

    Whoops.

  129. bmalpine on April 1st, 2008 8:13 pm

    99 I bet thats the plan the Rangers have tonight as a way to get to Felix. They probably figure they will pitch super slow and hope the cold and the sitting around gets to him…… It kinda looks this inning like it may be.

  130. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 8:15 pm

    113 – really? ground ball, error on sac bunt, and another ground ball means the cold is getting to Felix?

  131. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:15 pm

    Bye Kinsler, you overrated pile of crap.

  132. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 8:16 pm

    Felix is making the Rangers look like fools.

  133. Jar on April 1st, 2008 8:17 pm

    I talked to MLB Tech support and they basically said there servers crashed yesterday and jacked up everything, some peoples accounts still need to be restored and they think they will be done by 6pm tomorrow.

  134. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:18 pm

    That was more of a strike then what you gave Padilla on the 3-0 count on Beltre, blue.

    Jackass.

  135. msb on April 1st, 2008 8:18 pm

    howsabout a nice easy pop-up here.

    Dave just said Felix should throw more fastballs.

    Nellie said the same thing, pre-game. Gotta key all those other pitches off the fastball.

  136. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:19 pm

    Felix minimizes the damage.

    Second and third, nobody out. Groundball to Yuni, strikeout on Kinsler, walk to Young, strikeout on Hamilton. Only 1 run scores.

    Nicely done. Felix is mixing his pitches VERY well.

  137. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 8:23 pm

    75 & 99: Could you imagine Padilla starting against Steve Trachsel? They’re both so glacially slow, it would probably take six hours to play a nine-inning game!

  138. msb on April 1st, 2008 8:24 pm

    aaaand Richie once again checks with the ump: “Did I just miss another pitch to hit?”

  139. G-Man on April 1st, 2008 8:24 pm

    I’m sorry to have to be so trite, crude and juvenile, but [violation of button terms, in addition to being trite, crude, and juvenile]

  140. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:24 pm

    Hmm… borderline pitch to Sexson, but Felix just got one to punch out Hamilton, so I wont complain.

  141. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:25 pm

    9 walks in 2 days!

  142. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 8:28 pm

    Wilkerson’s looked pretty bad in his first 6 or so at bats.

  143. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:28 pm

    Wilkerson has looked really bad at the plate so far. I don’t know if it’s just Texas knowing where to pitch to him, or if it’s just him.

  144. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 8:29 pm

    Sexson’s looked pretty bad in his last 600 or so at bats.

  145. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:30 pm

    That’s the first flyball off Felix. 6:1 so far.

  146. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:34 pm

    Egad Felix, don’t do that!

    BTW, I love seeing that. After the play’s done, Betancourt comes over and gives Felix a little checkup. Lopez then comes over to do the same. Last, but not least, Beltre comes over and says a couple of things to the big kid. Those four have become quite the clique.

  147. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 8:34 pm

    FB
    FB
    FB
    FB
    This is a great AB so far…

  148. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 8:36 pm

    Kinda looks like Felix knows he has Ichiro in center and knows its cold so he serves up a fastball with enough movement that the Rangers can’t get good wood on it, easy F-8.

  149. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:36 pm

    Meh. Frank Catalanotto sucks and isn’t worth Felix’s best material.

  150. The Oaf on April 1st, 2008 8:37 pm

    I predict Vidro goes yard – the “stolen base” is the first step to cats and dogs living together.

  151. The Oaf on April 1st, 2008 8:37 pm

    D’oh

  152. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:39 pm

    Vidro, let me explain to you the idea of “luck”.

    Your seeing-eye single and stolen base required a ton of luck. So much so, that the Gods of Luck demanded a sacrifice. Thus, your legit line drive that should have been a hit, found a glove and turned into an out.

    Do not think off of fate, destiny, or luck, Pepe. It gives and takes as it wishes.

  153. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:43 pm

    Ichiro’s got his swing. Beware, American League.

  154. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 8:45 pm

    Ichiro! does it again. 6 hits in 9 innings anyone?

  155. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 8:46 pm

    Bad situational hitting there. What you want to do is hit a double. Didn’t they go over this in spring training?

  156. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:47 pm

    Oh for Christ’s sake, Richie…

  157. The Oaf on April 1st, 2008 8:48 pm

    Enough with the fastballs Felix!

  158. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:48 pm

    TWICE!

    Good GOD!

  159. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 8:49 pm

    Sexson is sure winning fans tonight.

  160. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 8:49 pm

    Good job, Richie! >:(

  161. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 8:49 pm

    Wow, Richie… your not worth shit on either side of the game.

  162. Carson on April 1st, 2008 8:49 pm

    Don’t worry, Richie will make up for it with a hi.. oh. Yeah.

  163. Mike Snow on April 1st, 2008 8:50 pm

    Anyone who’s the least bit squeamish is advised to avert their eyes from the defense at first base tonight.

  164. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 8:51 pm

    Richie Fucking Sexson
    Can RFS be the new term for when Sexson displays his range of 1 sq ft?

  165. jefffrane on April 1st, 2008 8:52 pm

    Oh, goodie.

  166. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:52 pm

    I was just about to post what a joke Ian Kinsler is against bendy pitches…. then he walks.

  167. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 8:53 pm

    NICE!

  168. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:53 pm

    Felix is Good. Sweet double play to get out of trouble.

  169. MedicineHat on April 1st, 2008 8:53 pm

    Good thing Felix didn’t actually touch that!

    Lopez!

  170. jefffrane on April 1st, 2008 8:53 pm

    Much betta! Perfect DP.

  171. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 8:55 pm

    At least we have Felix to bail out Richie every fifth day.

  172. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 8:55 pm

    Y’know what would be fun? Just throwing it out here:

    A FUCKING EXTRA BASE HIT.

  173. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 8:55 pm

    Felixidades to all of us on that one!

  174. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 8:55 pm

    Perfect time for the “pitcher’s best friend”!

  175. kirby3putt on April 1st, 2008 8:57 pm

    Did Felix think about grabbing that with his bare hand?

  176. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 8:57 pm

    Well it’s a start Richie.

  177. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 8:57 pm

    156

    That is just asking to much at this point. Besides it’s cold. ugh

  178. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 8:58 pm

    H! H H H!

  179. BlazerD on April 1st, 2008 8:58 pm

    I think Richie looked surprised he hit the ball!

  180. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 8:58 pm

    Didn’t it take Richie like 100 AB’s last year to get a single? This season is now once again full of hope.

  181. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:00 pm

    Nuts, Adrian. You got a meatball to crush.

  182. DMZ on April 1st, 2008 9:00 pm

    NO RALLY FRIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  183. PaulMolitorCocktail on April 1st, 2008 9:00 pm

    Rally Poutine!

  184. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 9:00 pm

    NO RALLY FRIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    =(

  185. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 9:00 pm

    I hate those damn rally fries!!!

  186. Gihyou on April 1st, 2008 9:01 pm

    Oh Gods, it’s the rally fries. We’re still doing that, Sims and Blowers? Please don’t.

  187. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 9:01 pm

    I’m going to go see the M’s play the Tribe at the end of the month…should I bring a Rally Fries sign? ;)

  188. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 9:02 pm

    Just one of the many examples of excellent defense we’ll see this year… from our opponents.

  189. HamNasty on April 1st, 2008 9:03 pm

    That was a doosey of a catch. Tough day for Wilk so far.

  190. Dave on April 1st, 2008 9:03 pm

    It might not look that hard because he didn’t have to travel all that far, but that’s really, really hard to do. Hell of a play by Hamilton.

  191. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:04 pm

    Fantastic catch. Someone should let Hamilton know that it’s safe to take the shades off his hat now, though.

  192. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:04 pm

    Wilkerson as the alien guy from Robot Chicken:

    DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMMMMIIT!

  193. MedicineHat on April 1st, 2008 9:05 pm

    In the Dodger/Giants game Larry Bowa just got tossed by Ed Montague for not being in the coach’s box at 3B.
    Stange.

  194. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:07 pm

    Felix is working the corners really well according to the “Joe’s Tracer.”

    How does it look on F/X? Or, is the data from the same place?

  195. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:07 pm

    178,

    Gameday shows it on the black and belt high.

  196. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 9:07 pm

    hey, Jim Joyce is back…

  197. blaumann on April 1st, 2008 9:08 pm

    so long from Texas.

  198. lailaihei on April 1st, 2008 9:08 pm

    STOP THROWING THE DAMNED FASTBALL

  199. EastCoastMsFan on April 1st, 2008 9:09 pm

    Well that sucked. Should have let that inside pitch hit you Brad.

  200. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 9:09 pm

    Ahhh…recycling the oil on the rally fries for another season, I see.

  201. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:09 pm

    WOW! Felix!

  202. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 9:09 pm

    WOW! I can’t believe they got him there.

  203. pumpkinhead on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    Brilliant Felix. Fantastic.

  204. Mike Snow on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    In the Dodger/Giants game Larry Bowa just got tossed by Ed Montague for not being in the coach’s box at 3B.

    They’re enforcing that more this year since Coolbaugh died last year after being hit by the ball while coaching.

  205. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    Holy Shit!!!! Great call for us.

  206. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    Holy crap…. I think Blalock’s safe…

  207. kirby3putt on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    gulp!

  208. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    He very well might have even really been out.

  209. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 9:10 pm

    177: That’s interesting…since when did they start enforcing that rule?

  210. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 9:11 pm

    I think the call was good on that…but honestly, don’t care.

  211. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 9:11 pm

    So it was just a bad slide that did it.

  212. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:11 pm

    Oh no! Blowers is right! Blalock missed the plate until after Kenji caught it.

    Good call!

  213. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 9:11 pm

    191

    But with an offense like ours, that out was HUGE. I think that one could have gone either way.

  214. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 9:13 pm

    It’s fun to see the King that excited.

  215. Ollie in Raleigh on April 1st, 2008 9:14 pm

    Looks like Kenji’s right foot could end up being the difference. I’ll take it, go M’s!

  216. ocelot on April 1st, 2008 9:14 pm

    This really shouldn’t be a close game right now…

  217. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:15 pm

    193:

    Probably about the same time Bowa told Montague that his mother reminded him of that old, used up blow up doll he has stashed in his bungalow.

  218. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:17 pm

    Hay guise! That’s what a double looks like!

  219. argh on April 1st, 2008 9:17 pm

    If Felix were a gato he’d be perilously close to out of lives at this point.

  220. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 9:17 pm

    Yuuuuuniiiii!

    whispering you’re still kind of my favorite. don’t tell.

  221. crazyray7391 on April 1st, 2008 9:18 pm

    There’s the extra base hit, to bad it’s with two outs.

  222. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 9:18 pm

    Great job, Felix!

    188: Thanks for the clarification on that, MS!

  223. msb on April 1st, 2008 9:18 pm

    In the Dodger/Giants game Larry Bowa just got tossed by Ed Montague for not being in the coach’s box at 3B.

    They’re enforcing that more this year since Coolbaugh died last year after being hit by the ball while coaching.

    IIRC, Coolbaugh was actually IN the coaches box when hit.

  224. The Oaf on April 1st, 2008 9:20 pm

    C’mon Jose – don’t make it 6 LOB

  225. DAMellen on April 1st, 2008 9:21 pm

    Now, is this when you hit a double or a homer? Situational hitting is so confusing.

  226. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 9:21 pm

    ugh

  227. msb on April 1st, 2008 9:21 pm

    gosh it would be nice to see the M’s get a 2-out RBI. Sometime today.

  228. mr.smartypants on April 1st, 2008 9:22 pm

    I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that was not good situational hitting.

  229. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:23 pm

    Nothing I hate seeing more then a middle in fastball get popped up to the RIGHT of the hitter…

  230. Wood Dog on April 1st, 2008 9:24 pm

    Great, let’s put him back out there. let him melt down, and ruin his psyche for the year.

  231. kirby3putt on April 1st, 2008 9:24 pm

    No one bunts on the King!

  232. Mike Snow on April 1st, 2008 9:25 pm

    IIRC, Coolbaugh was actually IN the coaches box when hit.

    Well, when people react to a tragedy with “we gotta do something!” it doesn’t mean that “something” will actually follow from logical premises.

  233. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:26 pm

    Ouch. Kinsler got tagged on the fingers. But that’s not a HBP.

  234. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:27 pm

    Gold Glove King Felix!

  235. joser on April 1st, 2008 9:27 pm

    Man, Felix is doing half the fielding on ths team tonight.

  236. zzyzx on April 1st, 2008 9:28 pm

    Jeez Felix.

  237. Colm on April 1st, 2008 9:29 pm

    Oh that was fun to listen to.

    Felix getting out of the inning with his glove!

  238. kirby3putt on April 1st, 2008 9:31 pm

    Maybe Felix could play first for Richie when he doesn’t pitch?

  239. Ollie in Raleigh on April 1st, 2008 9:31 pm

    Perhaps Felix has been reading you guys talk about how poor the team is defensively and is taking matters into his own hands.

  240. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:32 pm

    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?
    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?

  241. DAMellen on April 1st, 2008 9:32 pm

    So who are we bringing in. Knowing MacLaren’s style, I predict EVERYBODY.

  242. enazario on April 2nd, 2008 12:33 am

    Red was at the game today -and yesterday. He was sitting right next to me. Row 8, section 136. He had a giant picture of Beltre’s head. The guy’s funny and he was genuinely devastated when Mariners lost today. Oh and he loves Brouissard.

  243. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:35 pm

    Adrian… you’re weird…

  244. Hooligan on April 1st, 2008 9:36 pm

    I’m happy Adrian made contact with a low/outside breaking ball. I’m unhappy that he swung at a low/outside breaking ball.

  245. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:37 pm

    I know Wilkerson doesn’t have a platoon split need… but…

    What’s the point of having a 5 man bench if you’re not going to use it?

  246. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:43 pm

    God O’Flaherty’s got some sick movement on that slider.

  247. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:43 pm

    Hamilton obviously didn’t get the memo to step on Sexson’s hand. Hard.

  248. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:47 pm

    What a frustrating sequence of events. Just as Felix had been lucky all night, O’Flaherty gets unlucky with a bullshit plate chopper single that results in a run.

    This game is weird.

  249. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 9:50 pm

    Looks like Eric is going to need a letter sent to him about mixing up his pitches too. I don’t have a problem with mixing in breaking balls and off speed stuff, but 14 pitches and 12 sliders is not mixing up jack.

  250. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 9:52 pm

    d00d, the USSM clock is still off. I think this is affecting our batters’ timing.

  251. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:53 pm

    Welcome to the Ichiro Zone Defense, Wilkerson.

  252. scott19 on April 1st, 2008 9:53 pm

    Felix to Richie: “Watch and learn!”

  253. DAMellen on April 1st, 2008 9:54 pm

    So does anybody know what Bedard said that upset people? I really want to know.

  254. argh on April 1st, 2008 9:57 pm

    Speaking of good luck/bad luck — who brokered the sale of Vidro’s soul? That guy is increasingly just eerie.

  255. Carson on April 1st, 2008 9:57 pm

    What the hell did Turbo do to please the baseball Gods today?

    Merry freaking Christmas.

  256. ErikG803 on April 1st, 2008 9:57 pm

    Anyone want to enlighten me as to why Vidro isn’t being pinchrun for?

  257. Pig on April 1st, 2008 9:59 pm

    Why is Turbo on second base?? You’ve got plenty of pinch runners on the bench!!!!

  258. NBarnes on April 1st, 2008 9:59 pm

    Why is Raul batting against a lefty?

    ’cause he’s a professional hitter who knows how to hit in the middle of the lineup. You think you’re just going to throw that away for a ‘platoon split’?

  259. Dave on April 1st, 2008 9:59 pm

    Michael Young is atrocious at shortstop. I can’t imagine watching him try to play defense every day.

  260. Typical Idiot Fan on April 1st, 2008 10:00 pm

    Bedard, according to some Baltimore blogs I’ve read, has little patience for the typical stupid questions that post game media guys ask. His “4 questions and that’s it” thing from earlier in the spring was an obvious continuation of that.

    Basically, Bedard is Seattle’s Barry Bonds. The media isn’t going to be favorable to him if he’s not favorable to them. As such, since the media basically controls what we see and hear, Bedard will be labeled “The Bastard” for his entire tenure.

    And guess what? That wont help the team in signing him to an extension. Whether you like that idea or not of re-signing Bedard, the media and their treatment of him shouldn’t be an issue.

  261. Lauren, token chick on April 1st, 2008 10:00 pm

    YUuuuuuuuuuuU! Man, do I smell the rancid oil of rally?

  262. Gihyou on April 1st, 2008 10:00 pm

    239 – Vidro is too valuable, in case the game goes to extras…though we needed to pinch run for our catcher…I don’t know.

  263. Dave on April 1st, 2008 10:01 pm

    Squeeze! Squeeze!

  264. JMHawkins on April 2nd, 2008 9:44 am

    Michael Young is atrocious at shortstop. I can’t imagine watching him try to play defense every day.

    Oh, I don’t know. I’m sure it’s pretty much the same as watching our 1B and LF every day.

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