Game 52, Red Sox at Mariners

DMZ · May 26, 2008 at 6:10 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Colon v Hernandez.

Sold out — or at least, that’s what Ticketmaster told me this afternoon — for the first time since the start of the season.

Funny joke of the day: the M’s are advertising “4-game flex packs” as

Guarantee yourself 4 great games and enjoy a discount this season with a 4-Game Flex Pack! Discounted packs start as low as $72.

I don’t see how they can guarantee that, much less how I, unable to fix the game outcomes, could guarantee it. Unless the M’s implement a “bad game guarantee” where if you see the team get stomped (say, losing by more than six runs or never behind by less than three after the third)(or second) you can trade your stub back in for credit towards another game. They get you back to bilk you for concessions revenue, you don’t have to pay until the team coughs up a decent performance.

Comments

357 Responses to “Game 52, Red Sox at Mariners”

  1. thr33niL on May 26th, 2008 6:17 pm

    Didn’t you know? Every game at the ballpark is a great game.

    Ugh.

  2. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 6:19 pm

    I dont expect much out of this game, im probably only going to watch to see felix pitch and wlad hopefully hit.

  3. Pete on May 26th, 2008 6:30 pm

    Felix.

    Also, Felix.

  4. crazyray7391 on May 26th, 2008 6:32 pm

    Well, would you go if they said, “Guarantee yourself 4 craptastic games at a discounted, but still quite high price, this season with a 4-Game Flex Pack!” ?

    It’s honest, but it might not be able to draw the casual fan.

  5. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 6:36 pm

    Id go if they changed it to a “4 game Felix pack” where you get tickets to 4 of his home games this year.

  6. bonesbarry on May 26th, 2008 6:41 pm

    So, how does one go about being reimbursed for the games I’ve watched on TV?

  7. Wallingfjord on May 26th, 2008 6:43 pm

    The official Mariners homepage currently has a ‘Vote Now’! graphic up so you can send your favorite Mariner to the All-Star game. It links to the online voting page.

    The promo graphic suggests a few choices – among them are Sexson and Vidro.

    I wonder how many votes they’ll get?

  8. SequimRealEstate on May 26th, 2008 6:44 pm

    bones, cracked me up!

  9. James T on May 26th, 2008 6:45 pm

    You Mariners fans should relax(at least about tonight’s game). The Red Sox looked terrible against the A’s. Whoever needed to make an out to ruin a rally did so. Whenever a play in the field needed to be bungled to help the A’s, it was. They looked awful. Going against Felix Hernandez does NOT feel like a continuation of Red Sox momentum. And the Sox have done very poorly at Safeco in recent years, IIRC.

  10. MojoMark on May 26th, 2008 6:48 pm

    At least they aren’t saying that these packs give you priority for the playoffs.

  11. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 6:52 pm

    Hey, it’s on FSN. Cool. I love watching the Ms and the Red Sox play. For me, a big part of enjoying baseball is understanding the context the game occurs in, especially in terms of players. And the Ms and the Sox are the two teams I follow closely, so it’s a particularly rich dish for me. Good times, even if I do have to put up with the Ms announcers. At least Rick Hudler isn’t working for the Ms.

  12. et_blankenship on May 26th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Good god. I can’t believe I’m about to watch another one of these.

  13. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Last year, when the mariners started that “reserve your season tickets for next year and guarantee yourself playoff tickets this year” my ex girlfriend was yapping about how we should reserve our tickets and I kept telling her over and over “were not going to make the playoff’s “. I talked her out of it, but then her and her new bf bought season tickets this year. Im glad i didnt get suckered into that waste of money. Theres always a positive in almost any situation.

  14. et_blankenship on May 26th, 2008 6:55 pm

    Rick Hudler

    Rick? A combination of “Rex” and “Dick?”

  15. James T on May 26th, 2008 6:56 pm

    Freudian slip?

  16. dw on May 26th, 2008 6:58 pm

    This is a sellout?

    Most of the RF seats are unsold. Probably 25k here now.

    M’s lie, pennants die.

  17. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 6:58 pm

    Oh, right, Rex.

    Sorry, I lived in St. Louis (as a kid) during Hudler’s playing career. I think I’m still suffering from PTSD.

  18. SpokaneMsFan on May 26th, 2008 7:03 pm

    Did the lineup seriously show Reed DHing and Ibanez in left?

  19. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Who would win in a fight, Rex Hudler or Tom Huytler?

  20. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:06 pm

    It’s about 5:1 Bosox-M’s in the stands.

  21. Sklyansky on May 26th, 2008 7:07 pm

    It showed both Reed and Vidro DHing…so apparently FSN’s production people are phoning it in now too.

  22. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:07 pm

    #18. That would be a little like Ellsbury DHing and Ortiz in right.

    Oh jeez, camo chest protector and shin pads for Varitek.

  23. north on May 26th, 2008 7:07 pm

    At this point McLaren knows he is toast. So why not screw next year’s team by making sure Vidro’s option vests. Bwahahaha.

  24. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:09 pm

    They’re too ashamed to show the lineup on TV, apparently.

    “Wait, Reed DH and Ibanez in Left? Check that again, Perkins.”

  25. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:09 pm

    They just showed fatty Colon leaving the Red Sox bullpen. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen an MLB player with a worse convex belly.

  26. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:10 pm

    Feature request: A “reload page” at the bottom we cellphone readers can click.

  27. north on May 26th, 2008 7:11 pm

    Reed is in RF according to mlb.com

  28. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:11 pm

    On a lighter note, looks like jamie moyer is getting an easy win today, 20 – 4 and still going lol.

  29. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:11 pm

    You never saw Rich Garces?

  30. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:13 pm

    What was Beltre doing?

  31. hawgdriver on May 26th, 2008 7:14 pm

    that was gangsta, Yubet

  32. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:14 pm

    Rich Garces was one of those fat guys who’s just one big sphere. Colon’s belly seems to suddenly project out from his sternum.

  33. G-Man on May 26th, 2008 7:14 pm

    Sold out, sure, but tons of tickets on craigslist.

  34. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:14 pm

    29, or Ray King for that matter.

  35. pygmalion on May 26th, 2008 7:14 pm

    Who would win in a fight, Rex Hudler or Tom Huytler?

    Barney the purple dinosaur.

  36. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Looks like rain.

  37. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Nice range by Betancourt, but I really think Beltre should have had that one….

    Also, I think even Ortiz might get to third on a hit to the RF corner, before Ibanez can get it.

  38. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Wow. 90 mph slider on the 1-1 count. that’s a tough pitch.

  39. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:16 pm

    ‘still driving in runs like he always does’.

    The goggles, they do nothing!

  40. Dugan on May 26th, 2008 7:16 pm

    #20 – I have been to several Red Sox/Mariners games at Safeco. My kids are Red Sox fans – what can I say. Always lots of friendly smack – especially during that sweep in August 2006 – those were some fun days at the park.

  41. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:16 pm

    36, except it has half the calories of regular rain. Rain Lite.

  42. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:17 pm

    Note: I’m doing my chem homework on my laptop, on a couch in front of a HUGE HD TV at my GF’s, tuned to FSN. So you’ll all get to hear a LOT from me this game. Just warning ya.

  43. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:17 pm

    34. Ray King’s another fat guy who’s just a pair of parentheses seen in profile. Colon’s got that true “boiler” or pot belly going.

  44. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:17 pm

    yuni was playing like he wants to win!

  45. SpokaneMsFan on May 26th, 2008 7:18 pm

    Thanks all who clarified the lineup. I was about to ask if they just wanted to lose. Oh look there they just showed Reed and Vidro both DHing again.

  46. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:18 pm

    43… click hereand tell me that.

  47. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:18 pm

    You know, I really do buy into the lineup work that’s been done recently that suggests that the role of the #3 hitter is overstated compared to the #2 and #4 hitters, but I think putting Vidro in the #3 slot is overdoing it.

    When I was playing with Out of the Park Baseball sims last year, I ran Boston and had Manny batting second. Good times.

  48. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:18 pm

    Wow, Mac, what are you thinking? Reed the DH….

  49. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:18 pm

    If this continues the karma of the Oakland series, Suzuki should homer on the next pitch.

  50. Beav on May 26th, 2008 7:19 pm

    i’m at the game. sitting right behind the plate. thank god for amazing cell phones. is it me or is felix throwing absolute gas?

  51. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:19 pm

    Um, fan interference?

  52. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:19 pm

    No, no fan interference. Varitek just muffed the catch.

    Also, ‘no doubt about it’ sighting.

  53. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:20 pm

    46. Yikes. That is one bad looking “athlete”.

  54. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 7:20 pm

    I feel like I’m a bit out of the loop, where is Balentien?

  55. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:21 pm

    42 – I hope the game ends up being more interesting than your Chem Homework.

  56. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:21 pm

    #50. If you are throwing your slider at 90 mph, yes, you are throwing absolute gas.

  57. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:22 pm

    Vidro hits third?!?

  58. Roger on May 26th, 2008 7:22 pm

    “Bavasi is looking for trades, but such explorations, he said, aren’t likely to bear fruit soon. He said it would be hard to get players better than the ones the Mariners have now.”

    From the PI article on everyone’s job being safe.

    Huh.

  59. Sklyansky on May 26th, 2008 7:23 pm

    I wonder who would win a hotdog eating contest, Vidro or Colon? And if his option vests, will Vidro look like Colon by the time ’09 rolls around?

  60. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:23 pm

    Our DH has an OBP of .284?

    Burn this team down for the insurance money already.

  61. SpokaneMsFan on May 26th, 2008 7:23 pm

    Burke Reed is in RF tonight against the righty, but FSN showed him at DH along with Vidro. So really Vidro is DH Reed in RF Ibanez LF.

  62. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:23 pm

    42: It’s stoichiometry, which is the definition of going through the motions. >_<

    I’d kill to have a glimpse at Colon’s medical file that Boston must have. The Sox reportedly has a really really good med team, and they must have worked double time to try to get Colon back and make sure that he’s really really back.

  63. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:24 pm

    That was to 55, not 42. >_< Chem ate my brain.

  64. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:24 pm

    57… McLaren is mixing it up, trying to see if a shakeup will help. (sarcasm)

  65. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:25 pm

    do you think Mac just pulls names out of a hat as to who plays in the outfield/dh before each game.

  66. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:25 pm

    Gee, that 1-1 looked low.

  67. bonesbarry on May 26th, 2008 7:26 pm

    Ron Fairly himself could hit 3rd and i’d watch felix deal…. all praise the king!

  68. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 7:27 pm

    Is Mike Blowers just completely ignorant to the fact that most of Felix’s problems have been from throwing too many fastballs?

  69. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:27 pm

    I love watching Ichiro play defense. That was the very definition of ‘mosey’.

  70. tgf on May 26th, 2008 7:27 pm

    do you think Mac just pulls names out of a hat as to who plays in the outfield/dh before each game.

    No, not a hat.

  71. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:28 pm

    BurkeForPres: Is this a trick question? I don’t understand.

  72. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:28 pm

    The real problem with this team began when Ron Fairly stopped remining them to pitch low and outside.

  73. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:28 pm

    (tgf)

    haha…. :D

  74. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:28 pm

    68 – Almost Definitely.

    The words Blowers and ignorant seem to fit well.

  75. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:28 pm

    Didn’t we sign Drew because he had a good batting eye? That was a pair of uuuuugly swings.

  76. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:29 pm

    Something about the way Drew swings sometimes makes it seem like he’s more concerned with the swing looking pretty than with hitting the ball. I know that’s not true but when he’s going bad you can’t help but entertain dark speculation like that.

  77. bonesbarry on May 26th, 2008 7:30 pm

    For his sake, I hope Blowers doesn’t know he’s on TV.

  78. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:32 pm

    White Sox and the Indians move into the 11th, if anyone cares.

  79. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:32 pm

    The NESN gun said that that fastball Ibanez swung at for strike 3 was 95 mph. Can you guys confirm that?

  80. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 7:32 pm

    71: More like bewilderment at the fact that Blowers has no ability to put together a set of facts to make a conclusion. In fact, he seems to be an advocate of continuing exactly what has screwed Felix up in the past. Sounds a lot like the whole organization; maybe he should get a FO job.

  81. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:33 pm

    Please, please, please stop talking about Tampa. It burns.

  82. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:33 pm

    You don’t often see the batter calling for a ruling on the swing by the first base ump like Beltre wanted there.

  83. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:33 pm

    Has anyone said the phrase “pitcher’s duel” yet?

  84. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:34 pm

    James T: That’s what Gameday says. He’s not Felix, but Colon, at least for the moment, does not suck.

  85. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:34 pm

    My FSN nw also said 95, and it also looked high and outside, did raul see that? or just randomly swing?

  86. G-Man on May 26th, 2008 7:34 pm

    Varitek is indeed wearing camo gear, Dave.

  87. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:34 pm

    Do you think they change the post game spread on days Colon pitches?

  88. G-Man on May 26th, 2008 7:35 pm

    82, Beltre does that all the time, but yes, I’ve never seen anyone else do it.

  89. Paul B on May 26th, 2008 7:35 pm

    Vidro is hitting third because he’s been hot the last two games.

    Hey, he’s the new young player they just called up, remember? We’re in a small sample size theatre here in Mariner land now.

  90. G-Man on May 26th, 2008 7:36 pm

    I’ll take Blowers over Fairly 7 days a week, and twice on Sundays and holidays.

  91. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:37 pm

    It’s not sadistic for Sox fans to wish that Tek would let that pitch graze him.

  92. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:37 pm

    AZ Ms Fan: Gameday says that strike 3 on Ibanez was nowhere near the strike zone.

  93. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:37 pm

    Ump has a very generous strikezone.

  94. bonesbarry on May 26th, 2008 7:37 pm

    Terrifying

  95. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:37 pm

    Does anyone know what accounts for the HUGE increase of Barolo Colon’s GB% this year? Is this still sample size? The increase of his fastball by almost 1 MPH can’t make that much difference can it?

    Are we still in small sample size areas?

    Sorry if this was somewhere else and I missed it.

  96. tgf on May 26th, 2008 7:38 pm

    I wonder how many games before we see WFB hitting batting 3rd.

  97. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:38 pm

    Sean Casey. Little did Sox fans know that management signed him just to mess up the Tigers.

  98. Dugan on May 26th, 2008 7:39 pm

    #70 – tgf, you a funny guy!

  99. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:39 pm

    #95. He’s only pitched one game so far this year. Small sample size.

  100. G-Man on May 26th, 2008 7:39 pm

    95, he’s only pitched 5 innings this year.

  101. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:39 pm

    It’s as generous as Colon’s Haggar Comfort-Fit Pants.

  102. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:40 pm

    Well, Thanks.

    I feel like an idiot.

  103. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:41 pm

    If Colon gets any bigger they’ll try and get Selig to approve a muumuu with his name and number on back.

  104. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:41 pm

    Colon: “I’d like four fried chickens and a Coke.”
    Waitress: “You want chicken wings or chicken legs?”
    Colon: “Four fried chickens, and a Coke.”
    Lugo: “And some dried white toast, please.”

  105. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:43 pm

    Ugh. not a very good 2 seamer there by Colon an Johjima whacked it.

  106. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:43 pm

    And to think that Colon was $10.5m than Silva to sign.

  107. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:43 pm

    Hey, it’s Enrico Perlozzo!

  108. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:44 pm

    And not a very good 2 seamer there either.

  109. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:44 pm

    The 3rd base coach is definitely not doing his job with people not getting thrown out at home.

  110. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:44 pm

    Ooh, tension. Good times. This chem problem can wait.

  111. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:45 pm

    This is where I’d have to say to walk Lopez to get to the Ms #3 hitter…

  112. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:45 pm

    Hmm. thought they might at least make Ellsbury throw it as he’s got a rep as having a lousy throwing arm.

  113. Lauren, token chick on May 26th, 2008 7:46 pm

    Ha. The only time you’ll ever hear the awkward “Let’s go Mariners” in the stands… when people are trying to drown out cheers for the other team.

  114. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:46 pm

    Do the Mariners catchers ever do that stand up to give the target thing Tek just did?

  115. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:46 pm

    James T –

    The Mariners believe in instinct and the grit of the game. Not scouting reports.

  116. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:47 pm

    Dusty!

  117. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:47 pm

    Figures……..

  118. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:47 pm

    I really like Pedroia, but I can totally see him being the next Eckstein in three or four years, and I already hate it.

  119. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:47 pm

    Good thing Pedroia made that play. Colon might have ingested him whole on the bench if he’d missed it.

  120. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:48 pm

    The groundskeepers’ dance song this year: Bad by Michael Jackson.

    Prescient.

  121. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:49 pm

    MLB.tv is really pushing this manny 500 hr thing. When like a week ago they were pushing Griffey’s 600. I would much rather watch griffey’s commercial over and over than manny’s.

  122. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:49 pm

    I’m with you NBarnes. His lack of walks and power this season is very troubling. A top of the market trade after this season is not a totally outrageous prospect at this moment.

  123. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:50 pm

    What is everyone drinking tonight?

  124. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 7:50 pm

    My dad gets a kick out of how little Pedroia is, and how hard he swings.

    “AWWW, WIIIDDLE DUSTY PEDROIA, HE HIT IT ALLL THE WAY TO THE WARNING TRACK, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT”

    Also, I liked seeing Ichiro tell Raul to get the F out of the way to catch that fly just now.

  125. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:51 pm

    To be fair, he whacked that one pretty good but no luck.

  126. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 7:51 pm

    James: I was more thinking of the interminable slavering worship of the short, gritty middle infielder who plays the game the right way and is never afraid to get his uniform dirty.

    I am also concerned about the fact that he’s kinda sucking this year, but that’s a separate issue.

  127. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 7:51 pm

    PMC – I’m having a newcastle. Averaging about one per inning so far.

  128. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:52 pm

    Papi has been resurgent of late.

  129. tgf on May 26th, 2008 7:52 pm

    And to think that Colon was $10.5m than Silva to sign.

    Yeah, if only we could have a do-over of the offseason with an intelligent person as GM.

  130. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:52 pm

    123 – Peppermint limeade.

    Limeade. with mints. And Jalapenos.

    That’s what I get for even thinking about a no hitter.

  131. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:52 pm

    “Look at that, Ichiro just gave up long before the warning track. That’s why this team loses games.” – Bavasi? Baker? Groz?

  132. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 7:52 pm

    Damn it Felix.

  133. naviomelo on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    What was that pitch?

  134. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    123 Leinenkugels left over from the poker game at my place a couple weeks back.

  135. dw on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    He was sitting on it, Ortiz was.

  136. hawgdriver on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    I’m sick of these MLB.TV commercials. So glad I’m paying for them.

    Also not so pleased to see MLB throwing Bonds under the bus during the ‘Keep Watching’ promo clips. Way to shirk your share of the blame, gents!

    Ah, Ortiz blast. Balance to universe restored.

  137. north on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    A Jones text message to Balantien.

    “Wlcm 2 my wrld”

  138. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 7:53 pm

    B is for Bandwagon

    Say it with me safeco “bandwagon”

  139. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 7:54 pm

    It was a good pitch…Ortiz just got it.

  140. naviomelo on May 26th, 2008 7:54 pm

    Krueger said on the radio that it was a 91 mph “change-up”?

  141. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:55 pm

    Low fastball knee high but over the middle?

  142. north on May 26th, 2008 7:55 pm

    Now we can get on with Felix’s awesome 1 hitter and L.

  143. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:55 pm

    140 – according to Gameday, Felix only threw fastballs that last inning.

  144. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 7:55 pm

    Even against the M’s I love seeing Ortiz hit a bomb like that. Hell, I’m basically rooting against the Mariners at this point (but only because I love them)

  145. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 7:56 pm

    129 – If I were in the Mariners organization and I had read the things Dave posted on USS Mariner it would take me about 5 seconds to call him up and AT LEAST bring him in to talk about a job.

  146. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:57 pm

    Does gameday distinguish between 2 and 4 seam fastballs? And does Felix throw a 2 seamer? That would explain the 91 mph speed.

  147. CC03 on May 26th, 2008 7:57 pm

    Felix isn’t fooling anyone this game. A lot of hard hit balls. Just haven’t found holes.

  148. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 7:57 pm

    I liked the person who apparently doesn’t know the spatial orientation of the letter “L.”

  149. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:57 pm

    #144. Cruel to be kind?
    (cue up that early 80′s Nick Lowe song, which I really like)

  150. bucketsinsb on May 26th, 2008 7:58 pm

    Memo to Felix: Mix in a curveball. Too many fastballs end up in Souvenir City.

    Memo to Bartolo: Mix in a salad. Too much red meat ends up in clogged arteries.

  151. James T on May 26th, 2008 7:59 pm

    Colon got lucky on that one. His breaking pitches have no bite and his command of them is erratic.

  152. tgf on May 26th, 2008 7:59 pm

    129 – If I were in the Mariners organization and I had read the things Dave posted on USS Mariner it would take me about 5 seconds to call him up and AT LEAST bring him in to talk about a job.

    Yep, faster than you can say “Horatio Ramirez for Rafael Soriano”.

  153. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:00 pm

    Wow. Good recovery by Drew after stumbling.

  154. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:00 pm

    I heart Drew.

  155. dw on May 26th, 2008 8:00 pm

    Bosox fans less drunk than usual. Maybe they finally got jobs they have to be at tomorrow.

  156. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:01 pm

    You know what, this has already been the most satisfying game to watch this month, and we’re only through 4.

  157. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 8:01 pm

    145

    Not if you are a prideful man and everything he says is the opposite of what you do/did

  158. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:02 pm

    James: Yeah, Felix throws four pitches, all very good; 4-seam that can hit 97-98 a slightly slower 2-seam, a really mean curve that he should throw more often, and a change. The two pitches to Ortiz were probably a 4-seam and then a 2-seam.

  159. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:02 pm

    That’s a pretty large vacant area in center for a “sellout.”

  160. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:03 pm

    Im very suprised that ichiro didnt caul Raul off that fly ball.

  161. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:03 pm

    Mothership Wit #2. Mmmmm.

  162. Wood Dog on May 26th, 2008 8:03 pm

    FYI, drinking red wine right now, but if someone would tell me where to get a @#$ing SP Lager I could fix this. and when I read “Horatio Ramirez for Rafael Soriano” I just spit out a sip. TGF you owe me.

  163. Wood Dog on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    HOLY CRAP ICHIRO

  164. BoiseMoose on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Just noticed Varitek’s camo chest protector and shin guards. Nice, understated tribute.

  165. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Wow. Terrific catch. Terrific catch.

  166. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    ICHIRO

    OMG ICHIRO

    OMG THE DOOR

  167. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    ICHIROOOOOOOOOOO

  168. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    Oh, my bad, Felix also has a really really nasty slider that he generally only uses when he really needs to get out of trouble. So five pitches.

    Yeah, he’s crazy good in a lot of ways. If the Ms let him hit free agency, I’d love to see the Sox pick him up. I’m a huge fan (like basically everybody in Seattle).

    DAMN. Yeah, Ichiro is totally dogging it….. Lazy bastard.

  169. naviomelo on May 26th, 2008 8:04 pm

    ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!

  170. Lauren, token chick on May 26th, 2008 8:05 pm

    Ichiiiiro! (But no, not the best of his career here. C’mon.)

  171. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:05 pm

    boy, if only that Ichiro would try for those hard-to-catch balls ….

  172. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:05 pm

    Ichiro just made that play to get on Web Gems. More proof that he is a selfish player and not a clubhouse leader.

  173. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:06 pm

    Why didn’t he do that on Ortiz’s ball?

    (just kidding)

  174. BoiseMoose on May 26th, 2008 8:06 pm

    That Ichiro grab was reminiscent of Griffey’s “Spiderman” catch.

  175. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 8:06 pm

    What an amazing catch. Shades of Griffey breaking his wrist eh?

    and 170 I agree, DEFINITELY not the best of his career. But a good one nonetheless.

  176. fetish on May 26th, 2008 8:06 pm

    Deserved or not, I’m sure Ichiro was hearing the criticism for yesterday’s non-catch in his head when he was going for that.

  177. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:07 pm

    Ichiro was giving Kreuger and Bavasi the finger.

  178. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:07 pm

    FYI, drinking red wine right now, but if someone would tell me where to get a @#$ing SP Lager I could fix this. and when I read “Horatio Ramirez for Rafael Soriano” I just spit out a sip. TGF you owe me.

    Sorry about that.

  179. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 8:07 pm

    That was the best catch of the year

  180. sm3346 on May 26th, 2008 8:07 pm

    Ichiro just served notice. Until the M’s turn things around, he will be destroying one section of the outfield wall per game. 2+ if we are down by 5 or more.

  181. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:08 pm

    It’s a real shame Felix gave up that homer already, because [casual fan mode on] a catch like that could have been the catalyst that makes Felix pitch out of his skull for the rest of the game [causal fan mode off].

  182. dw on May 26th, 2008 8:08 pm

    ICHIRO! Please stop scaring us.

  183. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 8:08 pm

    Rizzs is doing TV! Yes!

  184. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:08 pm

    Oh man, the Toupee.

  185. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:09 pm

    Colon is getting left to right movement like a frigging Trac-Ball on some of these fastballs.

  186. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:10 pm

    boy, if only that Ichiro would try for those hard-to-catch balls ….

    Over/under on how long before we hear this complaint again from Mariners “fans”: 3 weeks.

  187. fetish on May 26th, 2008 8:10 pm

    Which of his catches is better? I think that was harder than the “home run robbing” catches – I mean, he was back-to-the-plate, oh-my-god-im-about-to-hit-the-wall, and then the ball bounced off the heel of his glove and into his bare hand.

    The absolute best catches always have an element of luck involved (e.g., the Tyree helmet catch)

  188. bucketsinsb on May 26th, 2008 8:11 pm

    123: High Life. This team deserves nothing fancier. And shots of Sailor Jerry for every run. We’ll just have to wait and see if I need to get up to get and it.

  189. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:11 pm

    Rizzs, Krueger, Rally Fries OH MY!

    I think this was the M’s way of taking our focus off the suck on the field, by having even more suck come out of our speakers.

  190. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:11 pm

    Colon still setting ‘em down but his pitching’s far from airtight.

  191. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:11 pm

    Um, fan interference?

    would it be fan interference if he goes into the crowd? doesn’t it then become fair game?

    “Bavasi is looking for trades, but such explorations, he said, aren’t likely to bear fruit soon. He said it would be hard to get players better than the ones the Mariners have now.”

    FWIW, when he talked to Drayer, he said he was looking for trades because they had a DFA’d player, and that other teams are just not ready to make trades just yet (being still in it, unlike the Ms)

  192. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:12 pm

    Dear Dave and Derek (D&D) –

    Without you guys I would not have had the education and knowledge to make baseball watching fun this year.

    Then I would have stopped watching after one or two of those roadtrip games. Then I wouldn’t have been watching tonight to see Ichiro’s awesome catch.

    Thanks for giving me the tools, and the website to help persevere through the tough times so we can see the few glinting lights.

    -Z

  193. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 8:12 pm

    Looks like the Mariners offense is once again going to fail them.

  194. jspektor on May 26th, 2008 8:12 pm

    can someone give me a recap of the catch? I didn’t see it. Would love to know.

  195. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:13 pm

    189: You realize he is facing the Mariners, right?

  196. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:13 pm

    Ichiro was giving Kreuger and Bavasi the finger.

    Krueger was properly appreciative on the radio side.

  197. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:13 pm

    #191. I would think that a lot of other teams have identified their strengths and weaknesses and even if they are in the hunt, are ready to trade now on the basis of having made those assessments.

  198. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:13 pm

    Uh, I mean…#190.

  199. Mike G. on May 26th, 2008 8:14 pm

    I’m getting the feeling that all the runs that will be scored today have already been scored.

  200. north on May 26th, 2008 8:14 pm

    Colon still setting ‘em down but his pitching’s far from airtight.

    Not that we have much to go on – 7 pitch inning.

    Neither pitcher has had to throw much.

  201. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:14 pm

    Steal Jacoby! Steal!

  202. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:14 pm

    man, the Boston fans are loud at the Safe.

  203. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:16 pm

    Wow, I’m surprised how many Mariner fans showed up to a Red Sox game.

  204. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:17 pm

    Maybe Joe’s will go bankrupt.

  205. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:17 pm

    awwww wiiiiddle Dusty Pedroia didn’t like the call…

    okay I’ll stop.

  206. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:17 pm

    Just get it into the gap, Papi.

  207. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:18 pm

    McLaren: What exactly IS the balk rule?

  208. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:19 pm

    The worst balk I’ve seen this year was B.J. Ryan, the Toronto closer who didn’t come close to stopping in any sort of set position and the umps positively refused to call it (Ozzie Guillen and his coaches were having a conniptioin over it and the umps argued with them rather than call it)

  209. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:20 pm

    well, I hope they show us the ‘balk’.

  210. bucketsinsb on May 26th, 2008 8:20 pm

    I’m getting the feeling that all the runs that will be scored today have already been scored.

    The Mariners could still go to the pen.

  211. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:20 pm

    #205. It was outside according to the K-zone-ish sort of thing they use on the sox broadcasts. but it wasn’t so different from what had been called for Colon.

  212. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:21 pm

    Ow. Papi looking bad there. Felix: he’s pretty damn good,

  213. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:21 pm

    Those be some good breaking balls, methinks.

  214. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:21 pm

    Gameday says papi foul tipped that, but i dont think he even touched it at all…

  215. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:21 pm

    The balk was just spinning from his set position and never stepping off the rubber or toward first base.

  216. fetish on May 26th, 2008 8:21 pm

    I -think- that was a balk? I have the feeling Felix started his regular motion before stepping off the rubber to make the throw to first.. but without a replay who knows?

  217. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:22 pm

    WHY oh WHY does this kid not throw more breaking balls? That was filthy.

  218. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:22 pm

    Ichiro! doesn’t want us to start drinking and booing tonight.

  219. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:23 pm

    Colon’s actually pretty good at holding down the running game.

  220. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:23 pm

    How many times do we see that happen?
    Someone makes a great play on defense, and then they lead off an inning later…

  221. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:23 pm

    But not if he just hits the batter. Ugh.

  222. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:24 pm

    I was just wondering how Colon would handle a bunt– looks like he’s still moving his bulk prety well.

  223. bucketsinsb on May 26th, 2008 8:24 pm

    This is the guy Mc wanted up in this situation. First two on, lets see if Vidro can come through.

  224. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:24 pm

    I know it’s a “pitchers duel” but he’s the #3 hitter in the order and it’s the 6th inning.

  225. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 8:25 pm

    According to Kreuger, if you play in the National League, you know how to really play baseball. Yet another skill Vidro brings to the plate.

  226. dw on May 26th, 2008 8:25 pm

    Our DH just bunted.

  227. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:25 pm

    “He knows how to play baseball. He played in the National League for a while.”

  228. bucketsinsb on May 26th, 2008 8:25 pm

    You know your team sucks when the third hitter bunts.

  229. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:26 pm

    Damn, 225, you beat me to it.

  230. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:26 pm

    Vidro knows how to play baseball. He played in the National League for a while.

  231. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:26 pm

    Yeah, but Vidro still sucks. In a player-neutral situation, the run expectancy of first and second, no outs vs. second and third, one out is pretty even, but Vidro sucks and Ibanez doesn’t, so the bunt was a good call.

  232. north on May 26th, 2008 8:26 pm

    McLaren is even more rebellious than LaRussa – batting the pitcher 3rd…Oh wait.

    Well he got the bunt down.

  233. Mike Snow on May 26th, 2008 8:27 pm

    You know your team sucks when the third hitter bunts.

    You know your team really sucks when the third hitter bunts and it’s the right decision.

  234. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:27 pm

    Ok. Hold on. Are all of the Mariners announcers (minus pre/post-game/studio folk) on their payroll, including guys doing fill in work?

    Because for someone who has been (ignorantly) all over Ichiro’s defense lately, Krueger is giving nothing but praise about how great he’s been for years now that he’s in the booth.

  235. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:27 pm

    Were they just commending McClaren for having the presence of mind to bunt with his #3 hitter…

    He wouldn’t have been their number three hitter if hadn’t chosen it that way!

  236. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:27 pm

    Joes tracer sucks

  237. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:28 pm

    #231. Sure that may show adequacy on the part of the manager but not the GM.

  238. BoiseMoose on May 26th, 2008 8:28 pm

    @ 202 : Pretty much typical.

    They’ll start the “Mariners Suck” chant sometime soon… but at least this year, they’d be telling the honest-to-God truth.

  239. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:28 pm

    According to Kreuger, if you play in the National League, you know how to really play baseball. Yet another skill Vidro brings to the plate.

    oooh, Richie too!

  240. Nuss on May 26th, 2008 8:28 pm

    Somewhere, Theo Epstein just had a heart attack laughing at the Mariners.

  241. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:29 pm

    Once it got to 3-2 you could see that happening. Colon didn’t have the room to maneuver.

  242. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:29 pm

    “Professional hitting”
    “Ibanez is money”

  243. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:29 pm

    236 – Yeah. But it seems like it sucks more than it does, because the broadcasters revere it.

    So, that’s what “professional” hitting is.

  244. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:30 pm

    Because for someone who has been (ignorantly) all over Ichiro’s defense lately, Krueger is giving nothing but praise about how great he’s been for years now that he’s in the booth.

    on the radio side, at the time of the catch, he mentioned that Ichiro was probably still mad for having missed the catch the night before

  245. fetish on May 26th, 2008 8:30 pm

    How many times do we see that happen?
    Someone makes a great play on defense, and then they lead off an inning later…

    I think it’s because that guy was warming up in the on-deck circle before going in to the field, making them slightly more likely to make a great play in the field the next half-inning.

    Our DH just bunted.

    So? There are no positions on offense. There are just nine hitters. Whatever they need to do, that’s alright. Just because the Mariners suck doesn’t mean that the concept of a DH bunting is absurd. Given that Vidro isn’t a great (or even good) hitter; that we were down by one; that for whatever reason we can barely get guys in from scoring position; then the but probably has a positive value in that situation.

  246. beckya57 on May 26th, 2008 8:30 pm

    The #3 hitter/DH bunts. In this context, it may actually have been a decent play, but that just speaks volumes about how much the context stinks. I’d love to hear Earl Weaver on that play; I suspect about 80% of the commentary would be obscenities.

  247. bonesbarry on May 26th, 2008 8:32 pm

    at this point, it would be more helpful if they explained what “un-professional” hitting is…..

  248. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:32 pm

    Woulda liked to get the ball out of the infield with first and second, no out….

    Earl Weaver would have been smart enough to skip right to the part where he cusses Bavasi out for having the roster’s DH be a guy that doesn’t hit, walks a little, and has zero power.

  249. north on May 26th, 2008 8:32 pm

    That hbp was a huge break. Without it, not sure that inning develops. Ichiro must feel so alone with Lopez and Vidro coming up behind him.

  250. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:33 pm

    at this point, it would be more helpful if they explained what “un-professional” hitting is…..

    Rey Ordonez?

  251. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:34 pm

    Uhh. Is Triunfel not suspended anymore? I know he hasn’t been back for 17 games if he is playing again.

    That was pretty funny if they goofed that up.

  252. planB on May 26th, 2008 8:34 pm

    I think Bill Krueger says about three false things per minute.

    Also, the #3/DH sacrifice bunting is excruciating.

  253. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:34 pm

    Manny will take a walk when a pitcher who intimidates him loses control. Yes he will.

  254. Mike Snow on May 26th, 2008 8:34 pm

    Triunfel’s suspension is over, yes.

  255. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:35 pm

    i swear i saw him in the box score the other night so i dont know.

  256. BurkeForPres on May 26th, 2008 8:36 pm

    There should be a stat keeping track of amount of game time talking about things other than the game happening; the M’s would probably be leading the league in something.

  257. tgf on May 26th, 2008 8:37 pm

    Uhh. Is Triunfel not suspended anymore? I know he hasn’t been back for 17 games if he is playing again.

    That was pretty funny if they goofed that up.

    He’s back and he’s still swinging a hot bat. Hmmm….maybe we can get Ramon Santiago for him?

  258. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:37 pm

    I just brought my clock radio downstairs to listen to radio. This is just awful.

    The good news is, I won’t have to hear it tomorrow because I am going to the ga… wait. D’oh.

  259. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:37 pm

    Stephen Hawking and Dom DeLuise could turn a double play with Lowell running.

  260. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:37 pm

    How good is Hanley Ramirez? So good that Florida traded Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell for him and still came out ahead. Damn good.

  261. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:38 pm

    Bavasi feels like a genious, because after he speaks out… our defense gets “better”.

  262. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:38 pm

    Oh god. Manny Delcarmen warming up in the pen for the Sox.

  263. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:39 pm

    #260. I don’t know. Some of what you read about his fielding is that he’s worse than . . Jeter.

  264. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 8:41 pm

    That grimace that Felix makes when he is frustrated is a big warning sign. Keep your cool, buddy. You’re the most talented pitcher alive. Keep your cool.

  265. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:42 pm

    There ya go!!! Go Felix!!!!

  266. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:42 pm

    Do the Mariners do this every game or just on special occasions like Memorial day?

  267. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:45 pm

    260… that’s Hedley!

  268. Wood Dog on May 26th, 2008 8:46 pm

    Every night that I hear the 7 cedars casino $7K for 7 runs in the 7th inning promotion I feel about 7 brain cell dumber. Have the EVER paid that out? And if they do, some year, pay out that lottery then the lucky winner just gets 7 grand? They should get $7 million. Sorry, it just pisses me off every night.

  269. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:46 pm

    Holy crap. This has been a fast game. 11:44 pm in the bottom of the 7th!

  270. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:47 pm

    Do the Mariners do this every game or just on special occasions like Memorial day?

    what? hit like crap, you mean? every game.

  271. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:48 pm

    #268. Last year or the year before the Sox had a promotion about somebody winning something like 10 grand if the Sox homered on the 100th pitch of the game. At first Remy and Orsillo the Sox announcers took it seriously then they realized it was a total joke and made fun of it.

  272. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:49 pm

    #270. God Bless America in the 7th inning stretch.

  273. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:49 pm

    Cairo? Pinch running? Uh, what the !#$!@$^%!$@% is Bloomquist on the roster for, again?

  274. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:50 pm

    Good thing we’re using Cairo instead of Princess Willie… who runs better and is better defensively.

  275. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:50 pm

    OH MY GOD! McLaren made a smart move and pinch ran for Sexson!

    But, why wouldn’t you use Bloomquist here? Probably faster, and better(ish) defense.

    For crying out loud. We can’t win, can we? Can’t even get Bloomquist when we’d be somewhat happy with it.

  276. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:50 pm

    Damn. Tough situation now.

  277. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:51 pm

    Pffew. With Felix’s low pitch count, a hit there might have been game.

  278. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:51 pm

    God Bless America in the 7th inning stretch.

    sundays & special occasions.

    so, the DH bunts, and the first baseman has more infield hits than HRs, is that it?

  279. Wood Dog on May 26th, 2008 8:51 pm

    It’s because Cairo is our BSD first base replacement for Sexson… DUH. (shoot me, please). HEY, Samantha Green didn’t win the SEVEN GRAND this inning. She must be PISSED.

  280. AZ Ms Fan on May 26th, 2008 8:52 pm

    We really have a way of making pitchers look really amazing. My friend sent me a message that said “is Colon really doing that good, or do the mariners just suck that bad” guess what my reply was….

  281. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 8:54 pm

    “Pitcher’s Duel” heard at 8:52pm PST!

  282. Carson on May 26th, 2008 8:55 pm

    Does Cairo have something permanently lodged in his eyes? That twitching crap annoys me more than his having a job.

  283. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 8:55 pm

    Oh. Pitchers who are ‘winners’ keep their pitch counts down, so that they can stay in the game.

  284. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:56 pm

    God, Lugo. If you can’t do that, what good are you?

  285. James T on May 26th, 2008 8:56 pm

    #282. His mob nickname would be “Blinky”.

  286. msb on May 26th, 2008 8:59 pm

    so, who was mocking Pedroia for his power?

  287. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 8:59 pm

    I do love me some Pedroia.

  288. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:00 pm

    Um, if there’s one outfielder who needs to play Pedroia fairly deep it’s the leftfielder. But I’m not so sure Ibanez would’ve had a play anyway.

  289. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:00 pm

    #286. Uh . . that was me.

  290. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:01 pm

    Beautiful swing by Manny. Beautiful.

  291. peteq1421 on May 26th, 2008 9:04 pm

    Just read most of the 280+ comments. Geez, you guys are a defeated bunch.

  292. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 9:09 pm

    Ow. Not how I want Felix to leave the game. :( That’s how the Sox roll, though.

  293. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 9:15 pm

    Wow, that killed the board.

  294. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:16 pm

    Tek calls too many fastballs for Okajima. I don’t understand why. He controls his curve very well but Tek just keeps putting down one finger.

  295. enazario on May 26th, 2008 9:17 pm

    From gem to dud. Oh well. The ball that Ibanez didn’t catch however was catchable.

  296. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 9:19 pm

    so, who was mocking Pedroia for his power?

    Are you talking about my posts? My dad wasn’t mocking his power, just how hard he swings. Nobody is knocking his pop, but my god is he the antithesis to “effortless swing”.

  297. CC03 on May 26th, 2008 9:19 pm

    Was waiting for an inning like that from Felix. Red Sox had been hitting the ball hard all night, just couldn’t find any holes.

  298. hob on May 26th, 2008 9:20 pm

    Before he leaves office, I hope that American warlord Premier Bush decides to nuke Red Sox Nation. There is no escape, they are everywhere.

  299. Tom on May 26th, 2008 9:23 pm

    When it’s going bad, it’s going bad.

    Anyone have a paper bag to put on my head?

  300. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 9:23 pm

    Was waiting for an inning like that from Felix. Red Sox had been hitting the ball hard all night, just couldn’t find any holes.

    Yeah, they finally found that hole known as “Raul”.

  301. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 9:25 pm

    “[Pedroia’s] bat speed and his hands are tremendous because his arms are only about 11 inches long and so close to his body that he’s not getting to anything hit 5 or 6 inches to the right or left of him and he doesn’t have a lick of athletic ability…yet he’s a rookie of the year candidate.”

    I vividly remember the threads on Sons of Sam Horn early last year about ‘Pedroia’s Big Old Swing’ and asking if he needed to shorten it. Good times.

  302. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:26 pm

    Wow. Terrific double play by Beltre.

  303. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 9:26 pm

    Damn. Beltre == win.

  304. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 9:27 pm

    Skeptics, please meet the reason Beltre is worth every penny of his contract.

  305. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:27 pm

    I guess they’re gonna use Papelbon because he hasn’t pitched in 4 games.

  306. msb on May 26th, 2008 9:28 pm

    you could just see that inning developing. I had to step away– there is only so much carnage that I can take in a 4 day period.

    I believe they are now at 66 runs given up in 7 games

  307. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 9:29 pm

    Meaningless Stat:

    Apparently,
    The Mariners were only allowed to win once per starting pitcher this month.

    5 Wins.

    Washburn – 5-05
    Batista – 5-11
    Silva – 5-14
    Bedard – 5-17
    Felix – 5-18

    It’s been since April 29th since we won two games where the same started started.

    Silva started on the 29th.

    Ergh.

  308. BoiseMoose on May 26th, 2008 9:30 pm

    That’s the third great play this game. Betancourt’s diving grab, Ichiro’s near beheading, and now Beltre’s sweet DP. It looks bad for a win, but today has been otherwise entertaining.

  309. scott19 on May 26th, 2008 9:30 pm

    Q: Does this team even have four “great” games left in them this season — even with over 100 left to play?

    Gah, Memorial Day…a.k.a. unofficial “first” day of summer. Kinda sad when these guys got so many forks in ‘em already that ya can’t even get excited over a Felix Day anymore. :(

  310. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:33 pm

    Seemed like Felix threw too many fastballs. Maybe that’s a judgement that’s colored by ex post facto knowledge of results but Manny’s a total guess hitter. If he swings at it early in the count, it’s what he was expecting. And Felix made Ortiz look bad on most every breaking pitch, too.

  311. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 9:33 pm

    307 – Not to mention Beltres dive to save a run, Cairo (eww) fielding the bunt, one of the double plays and Felix striking out Ortiz.

    This game has been “fun” to watch.

  312. enazario on May 26th, 2008 9:34 pm

    I don’t have any exotic beers but I do have some pretty strong liquor I’m downing right now.

  313. enazario on May 26th, 2008 9:36 pm

    Krueger is showing why he is so annoying and stupid.

  314. NBarnes on May 26th, 2008 9:36 pm

    Manny is a total guess hitter? He’s got one of the best batting eyes in MLB. One of the best ever in MLB.

    NICE backup on that play Pedroia. Kinda meaningless, overall, but nice to see.

  315. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 9:37 pm

    Cairo has “hustle”?

  316. msb on May 26th, 2008 9:37 pm

    Manny is a total guess hitter? He’s got one of the best batting eyes in MLB. One of the best ever in MLB.

    and even we know how hard he works at his hitting.

  317. zvazda on May 26th, 2008 9:37 pm

    “That bat died a hero”

    Really?

  318. fetish on May 26th, 2008 9:37 pm

    I don’t really understand going to third there… it’s not the important run and doesn’t keep the team out of the double play…

  319. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:38 pm

    If it’s any satisfaction to the M’s fans, when your team finally wins it, you’ll feel a little better about the time and emotional investment you made in the down years. 2004 sure made all the tough times from 1977 on seem a lot better, in retrospect than they had before that.

  320. enazario on May 26th, 2008 9:40 pm

    “Professional pitching” says Krueger. Ahh he’s a great one.

  321. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 9:40 pm

    Whoa! We’ve had both professional hitting AND professional pitching in this game.

    We should be honored for the opportunity to watch professional baseball players.

  322. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:40 pm

    Why is being a guess hitter inconsistent with having a good batting eye? It doesn’t have to mean that he swings at everything. I think he works the other way. He won’t swing, period, if he’s going well and doesn’t get the pitch he wants. That changes with two strikes but he hit that ball early in the count.

  323. Mike G. on May 26th, 2008 9:40 pm

    I was hoping Lowell would try the hidden ball trick with Cairo at 3rd.

  324. James T on May 26th, 2008 9:41 pm

    Papelbon piling up the pitches because he couldn’t throw the dam n ball 40 feet.

  325. jlc on May 26th, 2008 9:42 pm

    What percentage of runs in the last month have involved Ichiro either scoring them or hitting them in? It seems like a lot, but I haven’t looked it up.

    Yea! Kenji!

  326. msb on May 26th, 2008 9:44 pm

    I was hoping Lowell would try the hidden ball trick with Cairo at 3rd.

    yup. me, I keep waiting for the inevitable triple-play that will be pulled off against them this season.

  327. et_blankenship on May 26th, 2008 9:44 pm

    So . . . June 13th is Caucasian Adrian Beltre Bobblehead Night. Seriously, when did bobblehead manufacturers stop caring so much that pigmentation has become an irrelevant detail? I’m actually surprised he’s not also left-handed and wearing Waldo glasses.

  328. jlc on May 26th, 2008 9:45 pm

    Just saw the replay of The Catch. Hot damn!

  329. Breadbaker on May 26th, 2008 9:47 pm

    This game was lost when we bunted with our “number three” hitter with no one out and two on. When you use up outs because you have no confidence your number three hitter can do something productive, why are you playing baseball? I wish this were the English Premier League and the M’s were facing relegation; that might wake them up.

  330. BoiseMoose on May 26th, 2008 9:47 pm

    This season is kinda like getting punched repeatedly in the face. The first few blows come as a surprise, and hurt like hell, but eventually you become numb to the pain. Today’s loss didn’t bother me as much. It felt a lot more positive today than the previous two weeks combined.

    Still feels like I got punched though.

  331. jlc on May 26th, 2008 9:52 pm

    I spent 30 years with the Red Sox as my favorite AL team (I made an official statement at a family dinner when I switched to the Mariners in the 1990s–baseball’s a serious business around here), so I didn’t feel as bad tonight as when we get beat by, say, Texas. And they’ve got the Oregon kid, Ellsbury, who’s fun to watch.

    Besides, Boston’s been crap on the road, so I knew we’d provide them with a way to overcome that. It’s just that special service we give to the AL.

  332. scott19 on May 26th, 2008 9:54 pm

    319: You’re right, my friend…I only hope I actually live to see it happen. The WHO has our current life expectancy rated at somewhere between 74-80.

    Personally, though, I’m not even bummed about all the losses anymore — since: (1) it will give us better draft picks, & (2) it “may” finally clear these bozos out of the FO and get this team rebuilt properly.

  333. hawgdriver on May 26th, 2008 9:54 pm

    Being an M’s fan at this point is like hanging out with the hot chick might kiss you but ends up spending the night with another dude. You can’t really enjoy it.

  334. hawgdriver on May 26th, 2008 9:55 pm

    But it doesn’t stop you from hangin’.

  335. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 9:56 pm

    And McLaren is, of course, saying it is “bad luck.”

  336. Breadbaker on May 26th, 2008 9:57 pm

    333: YWML

  337. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 9:59 pm

    Another loss. Another night only saved by 5 Newcastle Brown Ales.

  338. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 10:03 pm

    New York Vinnie? He’s still alive?

  339. Rick L on May 26th, 2008 10:05 pm

    In the off-season, didn’t Dave suggest we pick up Colon for cheap? Is he really that good, or did the Mariners just make him look that way?

  340. lyon on May 26th, 2008 10:12 pm

    SEATTLE (AP) -The Boston Red Sox found an easy cure for their road woes – a visit to the worst team in baseball.

    On a positive note, the Ms do have more wins than the Patriots, so there’s always that.

  341. Tom on May 26th, 2008 10:16 pm

    #339:

    Both, I don’t blame the Mariners though for being scared of Colon in the open market because of his recent injury history.

  342. scott19 on May 26th, 2008 10:28 pm

    341: Although, unfortunately, they overtraded for Bedard — despite the fact that he, too, perennial injury risk.

  343. PaulMolitorCocktail on May 26th, 2008 10:28 pm

    The Sox-Colon deal:

    Bartolo Colon will earn $7 million this year if he wins a job out of spring training and makes 30 starts for the Red Sox.
    Colon’s base salary is $1.25 million. He’s scheduled to make just $18,000 per month while in the minors. Since it looks like he’ll spend much of April in the minors, it’s doubtful he’ll make the full $7 million.

    Pretty good deal if he is good enough to make all 30 starts. If not, he only cost you a fraction of Washburn’s salary, who is guaranteed to give you 30 crappy starts.

  344. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 10:55 pm

    We’re 7.5 games back

    from 3rd place.

  345. Sklyansky on May 26th, 2008 10:59 pm

    McLaren looked like he was about to cry in the post-game interview. The body language said it all, what with him having his head down and having his hat cover his face. He is not long for the job.

  346. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 11:04 pm

    345- Indeed

  347. DMZ on May 26th, 2008 11:40 pm

    Colon though in particular looked really bad in the off-season: some of the reports on his speed/mechanics/condition were just awful. The Red Sox took a gamble that he’d be able to turn it around in time to contribute for the regular season.

  348. jlc on May 26th, 2008 11:41 pm

    This makes me more annoyed at Krueger, et al, than before. And what’s Ichiro’s mental state that he pays attention to such folk and doesn’t care if he injures himself?

    From Larry Stone, who’s doing Baker’s blog tonight:

    The most interesting post-game tidbit was Ichiro saying that the catch was inspired by criticism he received in New York on Sunday. He was referring to the ball that the Yankees’ Jose Molina hit in the eighth that went over his head when he was playing shallow during their eighth-inning collapse.

    Here’s the quote: “(Sunday), for some reason, some people thought I should have caught a ball. That really ticked me off. I said to myself I was going for the ball no matter what, even if I’m injured on the play. I had a lot of stress piled up from yesterday. Because of that, I don’t remember much about what happened. I just thought to let my body go.”

  349. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 11:42 pm

    Yeah, I remember hearing some pretty damning reports as well. I wonder at what point he was able to hit 94-96 again, because he was throwing pretty frickin’ hard tonight.

  350. OppositeField on May 26th, 2008 11:43 pm

    jlc – wow.

  351. cowabunga on May 26th, 2008 11:57 pm

    I know this is a little late for today’s game, but Ticketmaster won’t sell you tickets on the day of the game. They don’t really explain that to the customer, however, but that’s why it looked like it was sold out. I’m pretty sure the only way to buy tickets on the day of is at the box office or a team store. Just a heads up if you have the same problem tomorrow.

  352. edgar for mayor on May 26th, 2008 11:57 pm

    This is the most I have heard out of Ichiro in a season. 3 days in a row

  353. Typical Idiot Fan on May 27th, 2008 12:14 am

    Post game commentators spent a great deal of time talking about blowing up the team.

  354. edgar for mayor on May 27th, 2008 12:59 am

    352

    What TIF…how did I miss that. Oh well, its not like the TV guys are all that good.

  355. msb on May 27th, 2008 7:58 am

    Whoa! We’ve had both professional hitting AND professional pitching in this game.

    golly, you’d think that would lead to a win, then.

  356. jspektor on May 27th, 2008 8:56 am

    So much for those 6 game winning streaks. We were … close.

  357. Karen on May 27th, 2008 1:46 pm

    If that’s Ichiro sounding pissed at the team management and “some people” (our “analysts”?), I hope we hear more of the same from him. We may see Ichiro and other players’ bodies scattered all over the ballpark after making do-or-die plays, but by gum “some people” will know they gave their lives for that Great Play.

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