Game 64, Mariners at Blue Jays

DMZ · June 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

4:07. Washburn v Lisch.

I know many of you out there are a little upset with the Mariners right now, and unsure of what the future holds.

But rest easy, because Jarrod Washburn’s contract runs through 2009 (at $10m). And so does Miguel Batista’s (at $9m) deal. And Silva’s here through 2011 ($11m for next year), and thank goodness, because he’s got the ERA under six of this bunch.

That’s $30m for what will be 103 years of baseball experience. Ahhhhh. A back-end rotation that goes a hair over five and a third innings a start. A semi-rotation that can’t buy a strikeout but, fortunately, gives out ball four passes a little less than you’d expect.

What’s more, each of them will remind us a season past: Washburn of the 2006 campaign that made his contract seem superficially a good deal, Batista, of the off-season when signing Miguel Batista to a three year deal seemed like one of the more reasonable pitching contracts and of his participation in the 88-win team that convinced the front-office they were a contender… and Silva, best of all, this year’s disaster, a reminder that no one in the organization’s learning anything about anything.

What’s with that :07, anyway? Is there some kind of US:Canadian conversion issue at work here? Was :05 too soon after dinner but :10 ran into the kids bedtimes?

Comments

253 Responses to “Game 64, Mariners at Blue Jays”

  1. msb on June 9th, 2008 3:10 pm

    But rest easy, because Jarrod Washburn’s contract runs through 2009 (at $10m). And so does Miguel Batista’s (at $9m) deal. And Silva’s here through 2011 ($11m for next year)

    ahhhhh. stability.

  2. jbarr08 on June 9th, 2008 3:17 pm

    What’s with that :07, anyway? Is there some kind of US:Canadian conversion issue at work here? Was :05 too soon after dinner but :10 ran into the kids bedtimes?

    Actually, I heard an interview with JP Riccardi (sp?) one time that mentioned that the :07 is due to the fact that they have to sing two national anthems, so it runs past the :05 start time that they had always designated in the past. They finally quit fighting it and just went with :07.

  3. Gregor on June 9th, 2008 3:33 pm

    The :07 start times hail back from when one US minute was worth 1.40 Canadian minutes. thanks to the abysmal state of the US economy, we have since reached minute parity, but the schedules have not been updated to reflect that.

  4. Yeti Park on June 9th, 2008 3:43 pm

    [ot]

  5. msb on June 9th, 2008 3:44 pm

    [response to ot]

  6. Yeti Park on June 9th, 2008 3:48 pm

    [still ot]

  7. Phightin Phils on June 9th, 2008 3:58 pm

    M’s game # 64, M’s elimination # 83.

    707 — obscure reference to old (veteran players; hitting coach), obsolete (FO thinking), slow (our DH) Boeing jet, from Seattle?

  8. Jay R. on June 9th, 2008 4:02 pm

    Let’s see- Washburn has gone more than 5 innings two outings in a row. That should translate into something like 2/3 IP 8 ER 6 H 4 BB tonight.

  9. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 4:04 pm

    There are children singing the national anthem and of all the voice ranges people listen to, a child’s range make them the most on edge… And that stat is totally true.

    $10 says the Mariners get 8+ runs tonight and everyone extols how amazing Elia is, “turning this club around in under 12 hours!”

  10. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:09 pm

    Tonight’s throwup lineup:

    Suzuki, CF
    Vidro, DH
    Ibanez, LF
    Beltre, 3B
    Lopez, 2B
    Reed, RF
    Sexson, 1B
    Johjima, C
    Betancourt, SS

    I guess that whole “personal catcher” business is behind us.

  11. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 4:11 pm

    See, it was the hitting coach…

  12. G-Man on June 9th, 2008 4:12 pm

    Do not atempt tpo adjust your television set. That was really a Turbo bomb.

  13. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 4:12 pm

    …Bavasi (or whoever fired Pentland and hired Elia) has a job for at least two more weeks.

  14. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 4:12 pm

    If I said Jose batting 2nd hit a 2 run homer, most would believe me…until I revealed it was THAT Jose!

    The #2 slot must channel Jose Lopez.

  15. matthew on June 9th, 2008 4:12 pm

    How is Vidro familiar with Toronto’s ballpark from his years of playing in Montreal? Huh?

  16. msb on June 9th, 2008 4:15 pm

    I guess that whole “personal catcher” business is behind us.

    oh, that’s been over for Washburn since the first Burke battery, which was as bad as the Joh battery.

  17. G-Man on June 9th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Before this season, while the Mariners home games professed a :05 starting time, I noticed that they invariably started at :07. I figured that was the actual schedule, but they were rounding a bit, maybe to avoid this very sort of wtf question. I guess that Toronto is just being more exacting.

  18. Phightin Phils on June 9th, 2008 4:18 pm

    That Turbo bomb jumped his OPS from .583 to .608. He just needs to hit HRs for a few days to get back to his .800 or so youthful self.

  19. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 4:20 pm

    15 – Canada is such a small country that if you played in Montreal, you know all about Toronto.

    Seriously, though…this is gonna be a high scoring game. Balkin Bob Davidson has a small strike zone and both pitchers throw mid 80′s fluff balls.

  20. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:21 pm

    That Turbo bomb jumped his OPS from .583 to .608.

    I wonder if Elia explained how boiling eggs vs. frying them prior to his at-bat.

  21. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 4:22 pm

    17 – They usually started at :10 or :11 last year, but it sounds better to say that game time is 7:05 instead of 7:10 for some reason. I still prefer it.

  22. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:23 pm

    Ken Griffey Junior Blasts number 600. Way to go Kid.

  23. The Nickster on June 9th, 2008 4:24 pm

    Griffey hits 600 over on ESPN. That swing… that sound. Wow. Glad to see it… finally.

  24. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 4:24 pm

    WOO HOO GRIFFEY!!!

  25. ManageWA on June 9th, 2008 4:24 pm

    GRIFFEY!

  26. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 4:25 pm

    Congrats to Junior. Saw a cut away on ESPN to see it live. AWESOME!

  27. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:26 pm

    Ken Griffey Junior Blasts number 600.

    I wonder how soon the media-driven Griffey-to-Mariners rumor mill will begin.

  28. ManageWA on June 9th, 2008 4:27 pm

    now we can finally trade for him. Clement, Wlad, and a successful team to be named later

  29. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:27 pm

    26- hopefully none. he is the last thing we need right now – i hate to say it, but it is true.

  30. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 4:28 pm

    Took him long enough.

    Just kidding!

    But seriously, the day he left the M’s, did you think it would take this long? I thought he’d be to 800 by now.

  31. G-Man on June 9th, 2008 4:28 pm

    The coach change was to give the Hawthorne Effect a try.

  32. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 4:29 pm

    If the Reds would take Washout for Jr., I am all for it.

  33. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:29 pm

    29 – couldn’t agree with you more. Barring injury Junior was well on his way to 800 :) … I like to think 950, maybe a Grand. Gotta love Junior

  34. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 4:29 pm

    While Richie is 6 for his last 21…285….all six hits have been singles.

  35. hoser on June 9th, 2008 4:33 pm

    If I follow accurately what Dave and the other knowledgeable people around here say, these pitchers are mediocre and could become merely overpriced with a defense behind them.

  36. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 4:35 pm

    Way to go, Junior. That just made my day.

  37. David* on June 9th, 2008 4:35 pm

    Time for Vidro funk blast v2.0

  38. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:36 pm

    VIDRO HITS A GRAND SLAM!!!!

    oh wait.

  39. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 4:37 pm

    Wow, Pepe is showing a little muscle today. That one made it to the warning track.

  40. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:37 pm

    While Richie is 6 for his last 21…285….all six hits have been singles.

    We come to our 6th batter of the inning, which includes two hits, and we have zero runs to show for it.

  41. Jeff Nye on June 9th, 2008 4:40 pm

    “It’s never iffy…if it’s Griffey.”

  42. tomas on June 9th, 2008 4:40 pm

    I wonder how long a win streak the Pentland firing will inspire. I bet 2 games.

    Every time I think of the Mariner organization that song pops into my head I used to hear on Saturday mornings when I was a kid: Conjunction Junction.

    Except the words have changed to “Dysfunction Junction, what’s your function?”

  43. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:43 pm

    According to this great article that will leave you smiling … griffey jr:

    he says he never struck out in a high school game.

  44. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:46 pm

    Washburn: 26 pitches through two innings.

    He’s certainly threatening a third-straight 5+ innings outing.

  45. SpokaneMsFan on June 9th, 2008 4:48 pm

    Medicinehat – So Pentland’s last act was to give Richie Sexson an open stance, turning him into . . . . Jose Vidro! Yay!! (Although apparently they were able to give Turbo a little oomph for at least one game in exchange.)

  46. jro on June 9th, 2008 4:50 pm

    Beltre is 4 for 27 this month.

  47. bratman on June 9th, 2008 4:51 pm

    While searching of pictures of the Kid … I came across this one

    what emotions does that picture bring up? okay back to the game…I guess

    pretty sad in a way

  48. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 4:56 pm

    Wow. Litsch (4.86 K/9 in 2008, 4.37 K/9 career) misses fewer bats than Jarrod Washburn (5.49 K/9 in 2008, 5.38 K/9 career).

  49. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 4:57 pm

    Who is this new pitcher we have tonight?

    I sure hope Griffey passes Sosa soon. Thats the one that will get me more excited. I can’t stand that Sammy is so high on the list.

  50. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 4:58 pm

    47- when baseball was just fun.

  51. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 5:05 pm

    15 – Canada is such a small country that if you played in Montreal, you know all about Toronto.

    I once, years ago, went to a trade show in Chicago with a bunch of people from my company. We went out for dinner the first night. One of our Marketing guys was driving the rental van. He didn’t ask for directions, and said we were going to a great steak house. “Don’t worry,” he said. “I konw Chicago – I’m fron Wisconsin.”

    We ended up driving down a street that looked like a cross between London during the Blitz and a Hollywood set for Escape From New York after a few years of neglect. Shells of buildings and heaps of debris lined the street. A dog with a xylophone ribcage scavenging something from a pile of bricks was the only living thing visible. Besides my increasingly terrified co-workers that is. This place even seemed to scare the gang members. Most of the side streets were blocked with debris and the street we were driving on was increasingly pockmarked with pot holes. Or artillery craters.

    We never did find the steak house, but we were more than grateful to eat at the hotel bar when we found our way back.

  52. xxtinynickxx on June 9th, 2008 5:06 pm

    TRADE FOR GRIFFEY NOWWWW!!!!

  53. JI on June 9th, 2008 5:09 pm
  54. CC03 on June 9th, 2008 5:12 pm
  55. bratman on June 9th, 2008 5:13 pm

    54 – Holy Hell, that was the money shot I was looking for.

    53 – I know, I can’t believe that while I was watching the game. What a bunch of crooks.

  56. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 5:16 pm

    Sexson can’t throw either…lol

  57. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 5:16 pm

    B-b-but it’s commemorative! Does Junior even get a cut of that?

  58. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 5:18 pm

    Ah, there’s the Buckshot Washburn we know and love so much.

  59. red_devil20 on June 9th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Was there any chance for Reed to catch that?

  60. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Washburn seemed to throw harder back when he had suspicious teammates like Donnelly and Weber. But according to one story guys just keep losing velocity throughout their careers.

    Come on guys. Beat the Blue Jays. Their lineup’s nothing special either.

  61. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Since it is basically a baseball card on a bat…I woul dassume MLB and KGJ get a cut.

  62. SeattleDan on June 9th, 2008 5:20 pm

    I’d like to see Junior go to the Cubs now and get a ring there – with Lou. He deserves one, and I’m sure we all agree that won’t happen in Seattle anytime soon.

  63. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:21 pm

    #53-57. That is really weird. How much further of a step down would it be to have a commemorative picture of David Justice homering off Arthur Rhodes?

  64. bratman on June 9th, 2008 5:21 pm

    62- I agree with that sentiment. Junior and Lou winning the Cubs first championship in over a century. I think my season of pain would turn into a season of happiness.

  65. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:23 pm

    Nice simple stroke there by Ibanez.

  66. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:24 pm

    Litsch is almost a crafty righthander.

  67. tomas on June 9th, 2008 5:26 pm

    From the Insult to Injury Dept: Jose Guillen in the latest series against the Yanks-9 for 16 and a game winning homer off Rivera.

  68. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:28 pm

    That was a terrible throw by the Jays’ catcher and it *still* easily got Ibanez. If he’s that slow, why’s he running on the pitch?

  69. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:28 pm

    WTF?!?! I can understand being aggresive on the bases, but running Ibanez? Not smart.

  70. James T on June 9th, 2008 5:32 pm

    Um, he’s gotta catch that ball.

  71. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:32 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha. I can’t even laugh with enthusiasm at that.

  72. CC03 on June 9th, 2008 5:32 pm

    Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

  73. MedicineHat on June 9th, 2008 5:39 pm

    Raul has Veteran Grit….he knows there’s no difference n being out by 20 feet or out by 2…so why try to get down there any faster than he needs to in order to get tagged out.

    He was still thinking about how “veteran” of a play that was when the ball was hit to him.

  74. msb on June 9th, 2008 5:42 pm

    so, has Elia strangled anyone in the dugout yet?

  75. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 5:43 pm

    Fire the running coach!

  76. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 5:44 pm

    So many mistakes.

  77. msb on June 9th, 2008 5:44 pm

    I’m thinking eggs for dinner…

  78. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:45 pm

    Wow, big Sexy is hitting .213 now. Looking good!

  79. jro on June 9th, 2008 5:48 pm

    Sims says: “Wow! That ball was a missile!”

    Sexie hit it over the pitcher’s head and one-hopped it to the center fielder.

    I refuse to get excited for a single.

  80. SpokaneMsFan on June 9th, 2008 5:48 pm

    Silly me, I thought with runners on first and second with nobody out we were going to score at least one run.

  81. msb on June 9th, 2008 5:49 pm

    so, just how many ways have they managed to not score in this game? with 10 hits on the board?

  82. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:51 pm

    Lucky for Toronto, they get 4 outs this inning.

  83. SpokaneMsFan on June 9th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Wow Washburn threw over 100 pitches without giving up a home run, miracles can happen.

  84. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Yeah, at this point, Reed, Sexson, and Jo have 2 hits, and Ichiro!, Raul, Pepe, and Lopez all have a hit. And all we have is 2 runs? Seems like a mathamatical improbability.

    And Reed, Sexy and Jo are 6,7, and 8 in the order. I’m confused.

  85. jro on June 9th, 2008 5:55 pm

    It’s a good thing we’ve got one of our five #1 starters on the mound tonight.

  86. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 5:55 pm

    Wash pitched a decent game tonight. Now please sit him down.

  87. mln on June 9th, 2008 5:57 pm

    One silver lining to the Mariners’ ineptitude is that it brings out the best in snarky comments from fans. Carry on.

  88. Lavalamp on June 9th, 2008 6:01 pm

    Well, we’ve had men on to lead off basically every inning, we’ve drawn precisely one walk (Ichiro), and yet we have 2 runs. I think I’ll stop there.

  89. red_devil20 on June 9th, 2008 6:05 pm

    Holy Crap.

    I have to be reading this wrong, or it has to be reported wrong. Balentien came in as a defensive replacement for Reed, and Ibanez stayed on the field???

  90. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 6:06 pm

    Uh oh. There goes Washburn’s win. Going to be one angry beaver down in the clubhouse.

  91. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 6:08 pm

    Why did Balentien take over for Reed?

  92. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:10 pm

    The team is (barely) ahead and yet I can’t even enjoy it because the whole season is such a disaster.

  93. Lauren, token chick on June 9th, 2008 6:10 pm

    Oh good god. Rhodes. Yikes.

  94. red_devil20 on June 9th, 2008 6:14 pm

    At least we don’t pay Dontrelle Willis… check out this line:

    1.1 IP, 3H, 8ER, 5W, 2K, 2 HR

  95. Lavalamp on June 9th, 2008 6:14 pm

    And heeeeeere’s Miggy!

    So on the bright side, does this mean Dickey to the rotation?

  96. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 6:14 pm

    Remember: the Mariners firmly believe that Raul is an EXCELLENT defensive outfielder.

  97. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:15 pm

    Am I a bad fan for wishing the rain delay in Detroit would hurry up and end so ESPN could switch back to that game instead of seeing the Mariners play? It’s seasons like these where I don’t mind living on the east coast and barely seeing the M’s on TV.

  98. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:15 pm

    Dear god, I am so confused now. What is happening?

  99. Tom in Edmonds on June 9th, 2008 6:16 pm

    I hope this means RA Dickey is now in the starting rotation.

  100. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 6:17 pm

    That was well done, Miguel.

  101. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:17 pm

    As confused as I am though, this is where Miggy belongs. Middle and long relief.

  102. bratman on June 9th, 2008 6:17 pm

    96 – baseball hell. welcome

  103. CC03 on June 9th, 2008 6:17 pm

    Shoot, if you can get Batista to be a good relief pitcher, that may be his ticket out of Seattle. He could actually have some value.

  104. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:18 pm

    96 — No. I wish that one of the few times I get the game here in Southern California, it wasn’t at this particular juncture.

  105. lokiforever on June 9th, 2008 6:19 pm

    How did we not score in the 6th? I walked away from my desk after two leadoff singles…..No bunt, no SF?

  106. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 6:19 pm

    Fire the Infield coach!

  107. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:19 pm

    Ineptitude.

  108. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:19 pm

    Our recently called up long relief pitcher looks great and gets us out of a bind. Get this guy a cookie!!!

    Oh wait, it’s Batista…….here comes a base hit to drive in the tying run

  109. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 6:20 pm

    Start, relieve, there isn’t anything this guy can’t do.

  110. bratman on June 9th, 2008 6:20 pm

    You know when Yuni is off this team he is going to go somewhere else and be an intricate part of a championship team

    Here all he does is swing and botch plays.

  111. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:20 pm

    They score throwing errors hits in Canada? Thats new to me.

  112. jro on June 9th, 2008 6:21 pm

    The ways that we find to lose are abominable.

  113. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 6:21 pm

    Oh, fer chrissake — Gameday just showed “ball in play, runs” on pitch #2, but then changed it to “ball”.

  114. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:22 pm

    108:

    You forgot Kenny G fan club premier member

  115. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:23 pm

    112 – Haha, you know the intern sitting at the computer was just as shocked as we were.

  116. Lavalamp on June 9th, 2008 6:24 pm

    On occasion, I wonder if my standards are too high. I mean, 2nd and 3rd, one out, the Run Expectancy is about 1.5 I think, so naturally you’d think we’d give up a run to get out of the inning.

    And then I remember that the M’s are bad and go back to cursing the team.

  117. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:28 pm

    Tomorrow, I am going to Safco, dousing myself in gasoline, and setting myself on fire. Anyone with me?

  118. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:30 pm

    On second thought though, $4 a gallon. It might not be worth it. They could see it as a tribute to waisting money.

  119. Tom in Edmonds on June 9th, 2008 6:30 pm

    U R on your own clubber…. Don’t forget to wear teal…

  120. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 6:30 pm

    Har, har, har. Lookie who’s up.

  121. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:30 pm

    116:

    Sure, but I’ll have to contact my bank about taking out a loan for the gas.

  122. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 6:31 pm

    Jetsom!

  123. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:31 pm

    Sorry but, Yuni “You Cannot Walk Off The Island” Betancourt should have made the play. A good defensive SS would have had it and made the throw, even to a guy who isn’t 6’15′, as Ron Washington would say. :)

  124. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:31 pm

    Wilkerson=Fail

  125. praetor on June 9th, 2008 6:31 pm

    haha you idiots, don’t you know that bwilke sucks donkey cock?

  126. bratman on June 9th, 2008 6:32 pm

    I think I paid 4.27 for Gas today … deff. not worth it :)

  127. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:32 pm

    On the radio, Niehaus just said “B.J. Ryan” was warming up in the Mariners’ bullpen. For a minute I thought I was crazy…but I think it’s Dave.

  128. praetor on June 9th, 2008 6:32 pm

    Washburn gave up one run today, working with a catcher he can’t even understand. What an amazing, inspiring story

  129. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:34 pm

    127 – Yes, and even more amazing Miguel Batista did a decent job too!

  130. John in L.A. on June 9th, 2008 6:35 pm

    Does anyone understand why Batista was used for two thirds of an inning?

    Are we going to a four man rotation for a cycle? Would Batista be our #5 guy anyway?

    I’m not listening to the game or I might know the answer to that question. And the “why does praetor bother to log on” question.

  131. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 6:35 pm

    On the radio, Niehaus just said “B.J. Ryan” was warming up in the Mariners’ bullpen. For a minute I thought I was crazy…but I think it’s Dave.

    I didn’t hear him say “Mariner’s bullpen.” Maybe you are the crazy one.

  132. JMHawkins on June 9th, 2008 6:36 pm

    Does anyone understand why Batista was used for two thirds of an inning?

    ‘Cause no one could get warmed up quickly enough to get him out after one-third of an inning?

  133. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:37 pm

    127- Thanks, that was the funniest comment so far. :)

  134. praetor on June 9th, 2008 6:37 pm

    it is too bad that our bullpen is so bad that we bring in our worst starter to pitch, except for morrow who is fuckin amazing

  135. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:38 pm

    130 – It’s possible since I’ve been hitting my head against a wall while listening to the M’s games.

  136. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:39 pm

    Please get a run. Please, Please. Cairo, he makes things happen. (wishful thinking)

  137. bratman on June 9th, 2008 6:39 pm

    Yuni gets my vote for game MVP

  138. sad_loyal_fan on June 9th, 2008 6:39 pm

    WHy Cairo, isn’t this a prime place for boom boom to steal?

  139. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:40 pm

    Go get em Pepe!

  140. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:40 pm

    “Does anyone understand why Batista was used for two thirds of an inning?”

    He is the MLB equivalent of Chuck Norris.

  141. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 6:40 pm

    Words to chill the blood: “That puts it in the hands of Jose Vidro.”

  142. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:41 pm

    TURBO! Fantastic FAIL.

  143. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 6:41 pm

    Hey, at least it wasn’t a double play.

  144. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:41 pm

    At least Neihaus didn’t say “Ryan getting BJ warming up in the Mariner bullpen”

  145. praetor on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    VIDRO VIDRO

    you still…suck

  146. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    It is raining and the sun is out, WTF.

    Vidro didn’t get the job done, expected.

  147. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    I was conna make a crack about professional hitting, buts whats the stupid point. Jesus.

  148. Lavalamp on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    In happier news, there’s a rainbow outside of my window right now. Which I think I’ll look at instead of the game.

  149. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    Dear ESPN talking heads,

    Could you please mention how bad the Mariners are as a road team again? How many wins do they have? Eight? You don’t say.

  150. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 6:42 pm

    137 – he’s too valuable. What if we need him in extra innings?

    Regarding the price of gas (as mentioned earlier) here in San Diego it’s at least $4.45 for regular. Yikes.

  151. Phightin Phils on June 9th, 2008 6:43 pm

    This is Vidro with fried eggs on the brain.

  152. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:43 pm

    No more Pepe, now it’s Pee pee.

  153. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:45 pm

    143 – Ooooh. Thanks for picking me up. Mispelling Niehaus is very shameful.

  154. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:47 pm

    Who’s Dickey is bigger???? RA DICKEY, that’s who!!

  155. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:47 pm

    Wow, Dickey is soooo like-able. What a gem on this team.

  156. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:48 pm

    Eckstein was too busy thinking about how much scrappier he is than Bloomquist.

  157. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:49 pm

    149 – Yep. It’s 4.40 in Orange County. If I didn’t need my car when I got back to Seattle, it would be cheaper to fly.

    Well, that pickoff was lucky. But I’m sure we’ll screw it up somehow.

  158. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:50 pm

    But I’m sure we’ll screw it up somehow

    No question about it.

  159. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 6:51 pm

    155

    Ah, but who has more grit?

  160. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:51 pm

    It didn’t even look like Betancourt gave a rat’s behind on that play.

  161. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 6:52 pm

    And ESPN cuts away to Detroit with the 0-2 count with 2 outs. I think that might be good.

  162. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Goob, I noticed that too. He just stood there like nothing important was happening.

  163. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 6:53 pm

    No offense, Toronto, but you guys kind of suck.

  164. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:53 pm

    Due to my spelling error in regards to Dave Niehaus, I will recite the second greatest call in Mariner history. A good memory that brings a chill to the spine.

    “And it maybe time for that man, Randy Johnson is warming up down in the Mariner bullpen….he’s got Boggs, a left-handed batter, Bernie Williams, a left-handed batter, and Paul O’Neil, a left-handed batter, and if the call is made to the Big Unit, this place will explode. That’s fine, but you just wonder how much Randy Johnson, who started the ballgame on Friday night will have left. He threw 116 pitches in that game, AND THEY’RE GONNA GO DOWN AND GET THE BIG GUY RANDY JOHNSON! Listen to this when the call is made to the Cy Young. Listen to this.”

  165. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:54 pm

    I think RA Dickey and the Mariner Moose should have a promotional day called “The Moose Knuckle”.

  166. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:56 pm

    165 – Best Moose Knuckle gets to be on diamondvision!! :)

  167. red_devil20 on June 9th, 2008 6:57 pm

    You’ve got to pinch run willie here right?

  168. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 6:57 pm

    166:

    I know some ladies in Federal Way that would be interested.

  169. sad_loyal_fan on June 9th, 2008 6:58 pm

    ummm, willie? report to first base please.

  170. justinh on June 9th, 2008 6:59 pm

    WFB where are you?

  171. Goob on June 9th, 2008 6:59 pm

    Seal, in the wise words of Harry Doyle, “personally, I just think he’s trying to get out of the lineup.”

  172. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:01 pm

    Jesus Christ! WTF. Was he taking a deuce?

  173. sad_loyal_fan on June 9th, 2008 7:01 pm

    That was a gameday error, right? No way Johnny waits until full count to put in boom boom?

  174. red_devil20 on June 9th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Confused here watching Gameday, did WFB just come in with the count 3-2?

  175. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 7:03 pm

    Hey Beltre,

    That’s not how a hit and run works.

    Thanks,

    Everyone at USSMariner.com

  176. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:03 pm

    John Gibbons looks like a serial killer, or someone who I just wouldn’t *&#$ with….

  177. Lauren, token chick on June 9th, 2008 7:04 pm

    They’re puttin’ J Lo on! He’s big-time now!

  178. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:04 pm

    This would be a great time for Wlad to end this little slump.

  179. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Yes, he waited until 3-2. Beltre took a strike and Willie barely made it. Great jump…

  180. sad_loyal_fan on June 9th, 2008 7:05 pm

    We’re going to score, one only has to look at spark plug Cairo to know that.

  181. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:06 pm

    Was that a walk by a Mariner? Unreal.

  182. Osfan on June 9th, 2008 7:07 pm

    I guess it’s sad that we think there is a chance that it isn’t a gameday error. It was a Gameday error, right? McClaren is paying attention to the game,isn’t he?

  183. Arkinese on June 9th, 2008 7:07 pm

    Bases are loaded with one away! Perfect for a double play…

  184. sad_loyal_fan on June 9th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Three walks in a inning (1 IBB). I think history might have just been made!

  185. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:08 pm

    What’s the odds of a double play now? About 5-1?

    Bring in Norton to pinch hit!
    Oh, we can’t? We gave him away? Well that’s just plain stupid.

  186. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Bases loaded and only one out. Thank God we’ve got . . . oh, crap.

  187. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:08 pm

    Yeah, Cairo is up. He is batting .999 with bases loaded in Toronto when roof is closed in June!!!

  188. Lauren, token chick on June 9th, 2008 7:10 pm

    So how’s the Ichiro cloning process coming along, anyway?

  189. Lauren, token chick on June 9th, 2008 7:11 pm

    HA! Okay, that was a really nice bunt. Give Cairo credit.

  190. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:11 pm

    Holy %$*&, Great Call….squeeze me!!!

  191. David* on June 9th, 2008 7:11 pm

    Veteran Grit + Local Grit = go-ahead run!

  192. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 7:12 pm

    That’s the best play that has happened all season.

  193. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 7:12 pm

    Morrow time?

  194. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:13 pm

    Now, if JJ blows this, I am going to stick a glass rod down my pee hole and hit it with a hammer. I’m not looking forward to it.

  195. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Wow. Sealclubber….I really wouldn’t recommend that. The feed on MLB.tv was going for a couple minutes there while the Toronto announcers had no idea. Rather humorous.

  196. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:15 pm

    194 – Ouch. I will just hit the bottle. Or, become excited we are closer to getting next years #1 pick.

  197. wlad on June 9th, 2008 7:15 pm

    wlads fault? or the lights fault?

  198. oac001 on June 9th, 2008 7:16 pm

    wtf was that…

  199. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Oh thank god, it’s not JJ that is gonna blow it. You don’t know how much that means to me Wlad.

  200. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Or, we could have just left our best defensive corner outfielder IN THE GAME.

  201. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 7:17 pm

    F&#@!!!!!

  202. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 7:17 pm

    What the frick, wlad.

  203. Go Felix on June 9th, 2008 7:18 pm

    WWMD?

    What Would Morrow Do?

  204. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:19 pm

    Does NY need a setup guy now that Joba is starting? I would love to give tham JJ. He just sucks this year.

  205. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 7:19 pm

    JJ just needs to be shut down for the rest of the year.

  206. wlad on June 9th, 2008 7:19 pm

    lets get a K… then a DP… okay JJ?

  207. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Ever the the feeling that they are just trying to find ways to lose games? Maybe they’re the Black Socks and we just don’t know it. Yeah, Bavasi is paying off his players to blow this season so he can get the draft pick next year, dump Vidro et. al, and start the rebuilding process for reals. Brilliant!!!

  208. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Aw great. Wilkerson is gonna win it.

  209. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:20 pm

    Oh the irony in store if Wilk hits one out.

  210. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:21 pm

    JJ needs to be traded while we can get a ton for him. Look at what Gagne brought in last year.

  211. enazario on June 9th, 2008 7:22 pm

    It wouldn’t be ironic. Just sad.

  212. David* on June 9th, 2008 7:22 pm

    Gah

  213. justinh on June 9th, 2008 7:23 pm

    Poor Mac….the guy manages a great game and it is all for not. Well, at least it looks that way.

  214. MattThompson on June 9th, 2008 7:24 pm

    Wilkerson drawing a key walk here is just cruel irony.

  215. sealclubber253 on June 9th, 2008 7:24 pm

    When Bill Bavasi spun the wheel and picked Pentland to fire today, he messed up.

    Mac, subs Wlad for Reed, and puts Putz in in a presure situation. Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!

  216. Bremerton guy on June 9th, 2008 7:24 pm

    There’s still hope!

  217. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 7:24 pm

    You know, I got asked today why I was buying 40′s of Olde English, and I told the clerk that it was because it was the fastest way to forget about the Mariners game once it starts going to hell.

    Looks like I’ll be hitting the bottle soon.

  218. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 7:25 pm

    213 – What was so great about replacing Reed with Balentien?

  219. wlad on June 9th, 2008 7:25 pm

    there we go!

  220. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 7:25 pm

    Holy shit, put the bottle away for a second……..well, since it’s already out….

  221. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 7:26 pm

    Another gritty play by Cairo. Damn, we’re lucky to have him on our team!

  222. fetish on June 9th, 2008 7:27 pm

    mutha flippin Putz

  223. Lauren, token chick on June 9th, 2008 7:33 pm

    With Pentland yesterday: 3 hits!

    With Elia today, 10 hits!

    Problem solved!

  224. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 7:34 pm

    M’s win!! Must be because Vidro is sporting the Boonie frost.

  225. jefffrane on June 9th, 2008 7:36 pm

    Looks like Cairo is going to be sticking around, having single-handedly saved the game. Oh, along with Vidro.

    Yeesh.

  226. _David_ on June 9th, 2008 7:36 pm

    Does anyone think Putz’s struggles scared the Mariners into drafting Fields?

  227. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 7:37 pm

    Did Krueger really just say that Cairo is the best 1B in baseball?

  228. wlad on June 9th, 2008 7:37 pm

    did you guys just hear bill krueger? “best 1b in all of baseball – miguel cairo”

  229. JerBear on June 9th, 2008 7:38 pm

    What the hell happened to Putz. The fire is just gone. He looks scared out there.

  230. crazyray7391 on June 9th, 2008 7:39 pm

    Does that mean Krueger will be crying foul when Cairo isn’t voted to the All-Star game?

  231. Nate on June 9th, 2008 7:42 pm

    I just can’t bring myself to be sad about this.
    Two of my favorite plays in baseball, the suicide squeeze, and the n-2-3 double play.
    Good job guys. It feels to long since we ended up on the right side of a 1-run game.

  232. Nate on June 9th, 2008 7:43 pm

    “too long”

    and what happened to the “contributed thusly…”

  233. jro on June 9th, 2008 7:43 pm

    Krueger is off his rocker. Best 1B in baseball?

    Angie’s comment: “He sure knows how to handle the bat.”

    Oy.

  234. wlad on June 9th, 2008 7:45 pm

    Griffey hit 600!!! and the mariners suck…

  235. Steve T on June 9th, 2008 7:52 pm

    Giving up no runs with bases loaded nobody out, especially backs-to-the-wall in the tenth, is damn fine.

  236. tomas on June 9th, 2008 7:53 pm

    Ok, I’ve had it. Kreuger must go too, he’s clearly out of his effin mind.

    The new Mariner strategy: Winning without hitting. Might be good for one game out of….20?

  237. msb on June 9th, 2008 8:10 pm

    Krueger is off his rocker. Best 1B in baseball? Angie’s comment: “He sure knows how to handle the bat.”

    well, it’s safer than saying “WTF? Bill? Are you craaaaaaazy?” on-air.

  238. pgreyy on June 9th, 2008 9:51 pm

    After the game, Mac said that he replaced Reed with Balientien because of Reed making a boneheaded play…and that we should look for more of that in the future.

    He knows that he doesn’t have enough guys on the bench to actually go through with that plan right?

    (Oh, and Shannon Drayer called them “brain farts” on the post-game show… Good to know that’s FCC-approved now.)

  239. pgreyy on June 9th, 2008 9:55 pm

    Oh…and what did everyone think of the squeeze in the 10th.

    Yes, it worked…so, it was, by definition, brilliant…and the absolutely right move to make…

    But I also know that the USSM hive mind is generally against giving up outs.

    If we had a team that we knew could hit the ball, I’d have cringed at going for only one run when we seemed to be in the process of having a big inning…

    …this being the the team we ARE, however, maybe it was the only move to make…and we should be thankful that they actually made it work.

    Curious, as ever, to your thoughts.

  240. John in L.A. on June 9th, 2008 10:16 pm

    Speaking for myself, I love the suicide squeeze. Maybe it’s the evocative name, maybe it’s the breath-holding, black-and-white gamble of it all, I don’t know.

    Love it.

    Wish it hadn’t won them the game, but love the squeeze, baby.

  241. stevie_j13 on June 9th, 2008 10:46 pm

    The squeeze has its place, and the 10th inning tonight was exactly that. You have arguably your best, scrappiest, hard-nosed, local runner on third base with one out. You also have arguably your worst, scrappiest, hard-nosed, veteran hitter at the plate, who is hitting .218 with two extra-base hits all season, but three sacrifice bunts. Johjima, hitting .224, waits on deck, so the chances of a big inning are not good. Furthermore, one run supposedly will win the game, because J.J. is closing in the bottom of the inning. I am actually surprised that the Jays were caught so off guard by the play.

  242. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 10:56 pm

    I think the squeeze, and bunting in general, definitely have a place in baseball. That place is when you’re playing for exactly one run and no more. Today, tied in extra innings, it was a great time to play for one run.

    There are some scenarios in which a bunt increases the expectancy of scoring at all, but decreases the total run expectancy. Bunting in those scenarios can be a good decision late in a close game.

  243. gps on June 9th, 2008 11:04 pm

    Angie’s comment: “He sure knows how to handle the bat.”

    Well, if any chick knew about “handling the bat,” it would be Angie.

  244. John D. on June 9th, 2008 11:13 pm

    Re: # 193 – Morrow Time

    Morrow hasn’t pitched lately. That’s a danger sign.
    Perhaps the FO is about to get fleeced by Cincy as we send Morrow, Clemens, and a pitching prospect to them for Griffey.

  245. naviomelo on June 9th, 2008 11:40 pm

    242 – Drayer talked with Morrow on the KOMO postgame show and he said he had some shoulder stiffness the last couple of days, but that he’ll be ready to roll tomorrow.

  246. Colm on June 10th, 2008 12:11 am

    Props to Mac for calling the squeeze play. That’s the smartest move he’s made all year. Maybe he’ll learn!

  247. sealclubber253 on June 10th, 2008 12:13 am

    Proof that no matter how hard you try, you can’t loose them all.

    Did anyone see the “highlights” that l.o.l. has posted on their page? What fantastic defense. Richie dropping the ball in the seats, Raul’s dropper, Wlad’s miss, Yuni’s throw off the bag, and Kenji’s passed balls. God I miss Omar. You would think that after fifteen or so years you could get over a relationship like that, but it still hurts.

  248. jephdood on June 10th, 2008 2:15 am

    Yuni’s got 8 errors so far this season. Surpassed only by Julio Lugo in the AL, and #4 on the butterfingers list in all of MLB. On pace for almost 20.5 this year.

    Raul is just plain horrible.. I’m not going to even bother with the numbers.

    Yeah. Richie. He’s OK with scoops and sweep tags on Yuni’s bad throws.. but watching him spastically navigate behind first after a pop foul like a drunken snowshoer with an inner ear infection.. well that’s just comical and infuriating all at once.

    As for Wlad’s misplay.. maybe he lost it in the lights? Adrian similarly had a problem with a high chop earlier in the game.

    And Kenji was having to deal with the knuckler, so I don’t hold anything against him either.

  249. mln on June 10th, 2008 3:06 am

    “Proof that no matter how hard you try, you can’t loose them all.”

    This should be the new Mariner marketing slogan for the rest of the year. It’s perfect for the M’s!

  250. smb on June 10th, 2008 8:07 am

    My personal favorite is, “Mariners Baseball, 2008: Abort! Abort!”

  251. msb on June 10th, 2008 8:21 am

    After the game, Mac said that he replaced Reed with Balientien because of Reed making a boneheaded play…and that we should look for more of that in the future.

    nice to know it only took until mid-June for him to actually act on a threat.

  252. bakomariner on June 10th, 2008 8:55 am

    Yuni must go…he’s had too many easy plays that have hurt the team…I’ve always loved the kid, and I love his aggressiveness on the basepaths (even when he gets out) but that throw was terrible…the guys in the booth tried to sugar-coat it of course saying he didn’t have time because it was hit so hard…the replay showed he obviously had time to set his feet and make a good throw…I’ve always thought he was a cheap, solid piece to build the team on, but I’m sick of it…he should go…

  253. et_blankenship on June 10th, 2008 10:39 am

    My personal favorite is, “Mariners Baseball, 2008: Abort! Abort!”

    I like it. I can already see the first commercial of the ad campaign. It opens with a WWII bomber, “The Liberator,” dropping a bomb on a battleship flying the Mariners flag, the billowing orange explosion a stark contrast to the vertical sheets of rain pummeling steel. It ends with the survivors on a life raft, including Richie Sexson, who says, “Whew! That was close . . .” just before a shark leaps out of the water and bites off his head.

    Highlights in between include:
    - Bavasi, eyes wild with bewilderment, trying to plug a large hole with Jose Vidro and Miguel Cairo;
    - Ghost of Doyle chilling in the crow’s nest;
    - McLaren posting a seating arrangement for the life raft, and then changing it again and again and again before eventually going down with the ship;
    - Lee Elia, a survivor on the life raft, demanding that everyone row like Robin Ventura. (“No, no, no! Finish high! One hand! Up here! Like Ventura!”);
    - Bloomquist, hustling for the departing life raft, is spotted by Ichiro who is already on board. Ichiro screams, “Wait!” He runs to the back of the raft, crow-hops, and fires a baseball that drills Blooquist square in the tenders. Bloomquist drops in a fetal ball of pain and Ichiro, clearly pleased, struts back to his seat at the front of the ship;
    - Back to Bavasi, tightening the final knot on a life raft he fashioned by tying Washburn, Silva and Bataista tied together. He shoves the raft in the water and tentatively hops aboard. Relief washes over the faces of the four men as it floats perfectly. Bavasi opens his mouth to say something and *bloop* it sinks like a rock.

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