Game 27, Rangers at Mariners

DMZ · May 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Matinee! Padilla vs Erik “The Interview” Bedard! 1:40pm! And my afternoon schedule has a bunch of meetings! Yay!

Dave adds: You know how I keep harping on the roster being too right-handed and how it’s costing us wins?

Padilla, career vs RHB: .241/.300/.370
Padilla, career vs LHB: .299/.381/.484

The Mariners are starting seven right-handed bats and two left-handed bats today.

Yea.

Comments

266 Responses to “Game 27, Rangers at Mariners”

  1. Evan on May 5th, 2009 12:57 pm

    Meetings where you can bring a wifi laptop, or the boring kind where you have to pay attention?

  2. joser on May 5th, 2009 1:22 pm

    Or the boring kind where you can sit quietly with an unobtrusive earbud, so nobody knows what you’re doing until you suddenly jump and yell “swung on and belted!”

  3. msb on May 5th, 2009 1:25 pm

    Or the boring kind where you can sit quietly with an unobtrusive earbud,

    If you lean your head on your hand, the earbud becomes almost invisible…

  4. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 1:28 pm

    This gem from Pravda is one reason that I check the headlines on the M’s site even if I don’t always read the articles. If the team’s mouthpiece is starting to talk this way, there’s hope after all:

    “It could be jumping the gun just a little, but if there’s an opening in the Mariners’ starting rotation, recently promoted left-hander Jason Vargas just might move into that spot.

    “I was really impressed with the fact that he wasn’t afraid of anything,” manager Don Wakamatsu said on Monday. “He pitched aggressively, challenged hitters and threw strikes. You’d like to be able to ease him into it, but we threw him into the fire.”

    The heat has been turned up on right-hander Carlos Silva, who has been told to improve or lose his spot in the rotation. Silva, who is 1-2 with a 7.36 ERA this season after losing 15 of his final 16 decisions last season, is scheduled to start against the Royals on Wednesday.”

  5. joser on May 5th, 2009 1:32 pm

    Somebody in yesterday’s game thread posted this quote from somewhere

    Asked during his pregame media session on Monday if he would hesitate to put Vargas in the rotation, Wakamatsu never hesitated.
    “Not after what I saw yesterday,” he said.

    He’s made this clear in multiple interviews with Drayer and Niehaus etc. The rope is short, the clock is ticking, the burger is getting cold.

  6. gwangung on May 5th, 2009 1:37 pm

    He’s made this clear in multiple interviews with Drayer and Niehaus etc. The rope is short, the clock is ticking, the burger is getting cold.

    Sorry, no insight. I just love the statement here.

  7. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 1:38 pm

    TEXAS RANGERS SEATTLE MARINERS
    Ian Kinsler – 2B Ichiro Suzuki – RF
    Elvis Andrus – SS Jose Lopez – 2B
    Michael Young – 3B Mike Sweeney – DH
    Andruw Jones – LF Russell Branyan – 1B
    Hank Blalock – DH Adrian Beltre – 3B
    Marlon Byrd – CF Wladimir Balentien – LF
    Nelson Cruz – RF Rob Johnson – C
    Chris Davis – 1B Franklin Gutierrez – CF
    Jarrod Saltalamacchia C Yuniesky Betancourt – “SS”

  8. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 1:40 pm

    HA HA I just noticed the quotation marks around Yuni’s SS designation. (Got the lineups from Lookout Landing.)

  9. Slippery Elmer on May 5th, 2009 1:46 pm

    During some games at Safeco, when the TV camera is looking at a LH batter in the box, there’s a guy in the background, in the M’s dugout, leaning against the fence. He doesn’t wear a cap, and it seems that is because he’s very proud of his dark, wavy hair. He also has facial hair. He seems to have no role on the team.

    Who the heck is that guy?

  10. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2009 1:49 pm

    Elmer: Team porn director.

  11. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 1:50 pm

    Ah, Lauren, token cougar has arrived I see. :-)

  12. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 1:54 pm

    Lauren-
    You’re still on illicit thought probation and not supposed to use the word “porn” again for at least another month. ‘Member? (That was funny though- especially the name Elmer, for some reason. Nice.)

  13. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2009 1:55 pm

    Dudes. I’m only 34. Granted that’s older than most of the players, but I hardly think it puts me in cougar territory (which spans 110 degrees of latitude, from northern Yukon in Canada to the southern Andes, according to Wikipedia).

    Oh my god, I bet that everyone who watches FSN pictures me as the menopausal Jack in the Box shake-drinking woman. (That commercial is pretty damn funny.)

  14. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 1:56 pm

    Lauren = Cheetah (?)

  15. Gregor on May 5th, 2009 1:56 pm

    ou’re still on illicit thought probation and not supposed to use the word “porn” again for at least another month. ‘Member?

    Huh huh, he said “Member”.

  16. Sports on a Schtick on May 5th, 2009 1:57 pm

    I remember like it was yesterday. Bedard’s debut as a Mariner.

  17. cdowley on May 5th, 2009 1:57 pm

    Elmer: team porn director

    No no, he has no obvious task, remember? He’s obviously the producer!

    ‘Member?

    *groan* Could that pun have been any more awful?

  18. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:02 pm

    Wlad- catch that! (So close.)

  19. BillH on May 5th, 2009 2:05 pm

    It seems like the Rangers’ gameplan for these two games against Bedard and Felix was to swing early in the AB, because those pitches would probably be the most hittable they’d see. Maybe something Felix, Bedard and Adair will have to think about for their next outings?

  20. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 2:09 pm

    Jay Buhner II is leading off, let’s go.

  21. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 2:11 pm

    Fun with Fangraphs.

    Top of the second, Rangers had a runner on second with 2 out, scoreless tie. M’s had a greater than 50% chance of winning at that point.

    The runner on second has value, but the outs are more important.

  22. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 2:14 pm

    During some games at Safeco, when the TV camera is looking at a LH batter in the box, there’s a guy in the background, in the M’s dugout, leaning against the fence. He doesn’t wear a cap, and it seems that is because he’s very proud of his dark, wavy hair. He also has facial hair. He seems to have no role on the team.

    I wonder that every time I watch a game. I’m glad someone else has noticed it.

  23. alexD on May 5th, 2009 2:14 pm

    M’s swinging away early again with absolutely no results. I feel like they get more patient as the game goes on, but the first few innings are always easy for the opposing pitcher. Eighteen pitches for Padilla in the first two innings.

  24. profmac on May 5th, 2009 2:17 pm

    I’m getting really tired of watching the Mariners make terrible opposing pitchers look like Cy Young candidates…. &$#@$%!!

  25. JJD on May 5th, 2009 2:20 pm

    Ugh. Dave N. just got Shigetoshi Hasegawa and Kazuhiro Sasaki messed up in the middle of a story. I love the guy but he is fading fast. (Was it last week he thought Nolan Ryan had 8 no-hitters?)

  26. hark on May 5th, 2009 2:24 pm

    Was it last week he thought Nolan Ryan had 8 no-hitters?

    Because eight is so far off from the actual seven, and Lord knows how many one- and two-hitters he through. /sarcasm

    There are times where I realize how old Niehaus is getting, but c’mon. He’s not nearly as far gone as you make him out to be.

  27. AssumedName on May 5th, 2009 2:26 pm

    It’s sad about Niehaus…he doesn’t recognize pitches anymore either. My seven-year-old yelled at the TV yesterday, “That was a curve, Dave!” after DN called it a change.

  28. Dave on May 5th, 2009 2:26 pm

    This is what you get when you throw an all RHB line-up at a pitcher who has a good sinker/slider. This is why the team has to add another LH bat or two. It isn’t optional.

  29. murphy_dog on May 5th, 2009 2:26 pm

    Please, when Dave reminds me of Harry Caray, we’ll know he’s too old.

    Griffey – - – inflamed colon? Shouldn’t eat at Ichiro’s house before games…

  30. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 2:28 pm

    Lauren – I’m with you in regards to the guy Elmer asked about…

    During the first series this year I almost asked who the 70′s porn star standing at the dugout rail was.*

    *I didn’t ask because I thought maybe male porn stars were a taboo subject here… I have discovered otherwise.

  31. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:29 pm

    Hark-
    I’m sometimes on the ‘please retire, Dave’ bus too. Not because I don’t like him, but because I thought he could do no wrong for so long… It’s hard to hear my favorite voice from my childhood slowly lose his way. And ocassionally, honestly, he does make a call that makes me wonder if we’re watching the same game (a fastball inside is a curve on the outside corner, or “that ball is BELTED” to the shortstop on the edge of the grass, etc.).

    I’ll love him always though. And he can stay as long as he wants, in my book. I’ll put up with it. (So I guess I’m not ON the bus, I just watch it pass and wonder sometimes…)

  32. Scottdids on May 5th, 2009 2:29 pm

    Is it a team rule that the opposing pitcher must be perfect after 3 innings?

  33. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 2:30 pm

    Nice AB by Guti, spoiling Padilla’s bid for a 72-pitch complete game.

  34. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 2:30 pm

    Well, I’m willing to cut Neihaus some slack on those things because it’s my understanding he does all those stories and stats and such without notes.

  35. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 2:31 pm

    I heart me some Russell.

  36. msb on May 5th, 2009 2:31 pm

    I’m getting really tired of watching the Mariners make terrible opposing pitchers look like Cy Young candidates…. &$#@$%!!

    just wait until tomorrow!

  37. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:35 pm

    MSB-
    BUT! We miss Greineke in KC… *wipes brow* (6-0, 0.40 era, 3 complete games… UNREAL!)

  38. Gregor on May 5th, 2009 2:37 pm

    Hooray, a baserunner!

    Also, Gamecast reports that Padilla’s first pitch to Ichiro was 53 mph.

  39. hark on May 5th, 2009 2:37 pm

    No more perfect game! Go Ichiro! with a four pitch walk.

    (Anecdotal aside: where’s justjake? Look at Ichiro! take those pitches…)

  40. joser on May 5th, 2009 2:39 pm

    Oh my god, I bet that everyone who watches FSN pictures me as the menopausal Jack in the Box shake-drinking woman.

    Actually, I’ve always kind of pictured you as Kiki in the SNL cougar sketches.

    The Jack in the Box commercials are really starting to get strange. Their real ad company is starting to parody the ad company parody they had a few years ago, wherein an exec was pitching a “Spice Girls” themed commercial — cut to Jack, looking disgusted as the guy in his suit can’t stop himself from dancing along with the video: “You’re so fired.”

  41. jzalman on May 5th, 2009 2:39 pm

    Hey, anyone else watching on Gameday? Padilla threw a 53 mph pitch with a 25″ brk. Did it just slip out of his hands??? It was Ichiro’s first pitch taken.

  42. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:41 pm

    JZALMAN… I think we missed that on TV. He must have just dropped the ball on the mound. (that’s about 25″) *laugh*

  43. JJD on May 5th, 2009 2:42 pm

    OK, if you want to ticked off at me, fine. Thanks to my Comcast DVR, here is the actual exchange.

    DN: Time for our AFLAC trivia question, and here it is: “Mark Langston and Randy Johnson own the three longest scoreless innings streaks in club history, and the question is can you name the Mariners’ reliever who owns the club’s 4th-longest scoreless innings streak?”

    Then Dave throws out a guess that it is a guy from the ’70s I’ve never heard of. (John Montague.) Then…

    DN: But that’s not the correct answer, I am told. (To Blowers) Who are you thinking of?
    MB: Shiggy

    Then they talk about Shiggy for a bit, and that year he went to the All-Star game.

    DN: You’re right. You know even though he wasn’t here that long I think he was the greatest reliever in Mariner history.
    MB: Well, he gave them great flexibility, they’d pitch him long and short relief and sometimes bring him in to get left-handers out.
    DN: “Daimajin.” Shigetoshi Hasegawa.

    It was clear that by “the greatest reliever in Mariner history” he meant Kaz, then Blowers was talking about Shiggy, but then Dave made it clear he was THINKING about Kaz. That’s why I was taken aback.

    (As far as the seven vs. eight no-hitters – I kind of assumed 7 no-hitters was a no-brainer, like Maris’ 61 or Aaron’s 755.)

    Also, Mariners PLEASE GET A HIT. Thank you. At least Bedard is being studly in return.

  44. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 2:43 pm

    Has anyone noticed Padilla has a no hitter going?, he says in a blatantly obvious jinx attempt.

  45. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 2:44 pm

    Geoff’s piece today about how the M’s needed to get a homefield advantage made me wonder.

    I’ve been under the impression for a while now that homefield advantage in baseball means nothing more than an advantage when the game comes down to the bottom of the 9th or later… or almost no advantage.

    I can’t remember if I read this somewhere or I heard it from someone I trusted when I shouldn’t have.

    Does anyone know any substantial evidence on whether or not homefield advantage matters in baseball?

  46. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 2:44 pm

    Hey, anyone else watching on Gameday? Padilla threw a 53 mph pitch with a 25″ brk. Did it just slip out of his hands??? It was Ichiro’s first pitch taken.

    No. Padilla unbuttoned his jersey and something like a 12-foot long tentacle came out. He threw the pitch with his tentacle. It was terrifying . . . and illegal. They asked him not to do it again and he agreed.

  47. joser on May 5th, 2009 2:46 pm

    You know, the Indians have two former M’s second basemen, and Valabeuna is so far behind Asdrubal Cabrera he’s only been in two games so far this year. We know his defense is pretty good. It’s not like he has much of a bat, but he does swing it from the left….

  48. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:47 pm

    LMFAO @ Blankenship…

    That was brilliant.

    And true JZalman… All of it, absolutely true!

  49. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 2:48 pm

    Whoa. The Astros and the Nats are tied 10-10 after 10 in a rain delay.

  50. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 2:52 pm

    How many different pitch types has Padilla thrown today? Geez.

  51. fermorules on May 5th, 2009 2:52 pm

    I lived in West Palm Beach, Fla., in 2005, and thus saw Vargas pitch plenty with the Marlins in Miami and in Jupiter in spring training. No question, he has ability.

    Meanwhile, one of these days the M’s are going to get no-hit. Isn’t this about the 8th time already this season an opposing pitcher has no-hit them thorugh four innings?

  52. joser on May 5th, 2009 2:54 pm

    Home field advantage (btw, check out he link at the top for “Checking in on Seattle’s New Outfield” — it’s from April 10th, so it doesn’t have much data, but the graphic is cool… I’d love to see that updated).

  53. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 2:55 pm

    On Gameday, just prior to Beltre’s AB it says: On-field Delay. At my desk here at work, all I can picture is Crazy Red running up to Beltre and humping his leg, Morganna style.

  54. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:56 pm

    Fans texting in that 42% of them think Omar Vizquel will be a first ballot Hall of Famer– I love the guy, but seriously? Huh?

    A HIT! The reverse jinx worked, nice job.

  55. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 2:57 pm

    I voted C.

    (Yes, I am one of the nerds who votes in these things.)

  56. G-Man on May 5th, 2009 2:57 pm

    With a no-no in the 5th, that wasn’t worth an all-out effort by one of the outfielders?

  57. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 2:58 pm

    I don’t have any experience as a baseball manager but it didn’t take too much research to find out that

    Aubrey Huff is 5 for 6
    Nick Markakis 3 for 5
    Brian Roberts is 4 for 7
    Victor Martinez is 2 for 3
    David DeJesus is 2 for 3
    Mike Jacobs is 2 for 2
    and
    Ryan Sweeney is 2 for 4

    against Padilla this season.

    They all bat LH or S.

    Anyone have Wak or Z’s direct line or email address? I’d like to let them know why Padilla is looking like a frontrunner for the Cy Young award today.

  58. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 2:58 pm

    I thought the home field advantage in baseball, compared to football or basketball, came from tailoring your team to your park’s unique characteristics. Otherwise, it’s just the usual home cooking (instead of living out of hotels) and fans cheering you instead of booing you.

  59. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 2:58 pm

    Does anyone know any substantial evidence on whether or not homefield advantage matters in baseball?

    So far this year, average W-L at home:

    AL East: 7-5
    AL Central: 7-6
    AL West: 6-6

    NL East: 5-6
    NL Central: 6-6
    NL West: 7-4

  60. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 2:59 pm

    Joser-
    Thanks for posting that… Seriously. Cool stuff.

  61. Kid_A on May 5th, 2009 3:00 pm

    Man, that Padilla is an ace if I ever seen one.

  62. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:03 pm

    You’ve obviously never seen an ace then. :-)

  63. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:04 pm

    Best Ace I’ve ever seen.

  64. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:07 pm

    Better Ace!

  65. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:08 pm

    Great line on a commercial on FSN:

    “Ability will never catch up with the demand for it!” – Confucius

  66. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 3:10 pm

    I don’t recall Padilla ever being so unhittable. Is today Backwards Day?

  67. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:12 pm

    Best Ace I’ve ever seen.

    He’s lefthanded. Any chance he bats left handed as well?

  68. Gregor on May 5th, 2009 3:14 pm
  69. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2009 3:15 pm

    Way to get on Gutz!

  70. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:15 pm

    Joser -
    Thanks!

  71. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:16 pm

    If there was ever a time to play small ball, now would be that time.

  72. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:16 pm

    Ken-
    Yuni’s thinking (on the bench) “I don’t recall Padilla ever being so unhittable” too.

  73. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:16 pm

    How does Yuni have an average of .295 when he’s such a hacker? I know average doesn’t reflect true hitting ability but he’s the second coming of Dave Kingman.

  74. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 3:17 pm

    The only Mariner who walked yesterday was Yuni.

    Padilla is unhittable.

    Welcome to Bizarro World.

  75. CC03 on May 5th, 2009 3:17 pm

    Seriously Yuni, that’s pathetic.

  76. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 3:18 pm

    Best Ace with baseball-related name not associated with baseball: *picture of Ace of Base*

  77. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:18 pm

    This is where we break out our secret weapon then. Shhhhh!!!! BUNT! OK, there I said it.

  78. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:18 pm

    Wabbles-
    That was mean– I’m not sure if it was mean to Yuni or Kingman, but it was mean to one of the two.

  79. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 3:20 pm

    yuni saw three pitches, all out of the zone and swung at all of them. i hate yuni

  80. AssumedName on May 5th, 2009 3:21 pm

    Double steal time!

  81. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:21 pm

    Paul-
    You left out a chapter of Bizarro World:

    Felix K’s 9, and gives up 6 runs…

  82. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:22 pm

    Finally.

  83. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:22 pm

    Our OTHER secret weapon… The error on an easy double play.

  84. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2009 3:23 pm

    Pheeew. What was the error, o lucky tv watchers?

  85. alexD on May 5th, 2009 3:23 pm

    Nice! 1 run, 1 hit. Didn’t the m’s win a game with 1 hit back in the Mike Cameron days?

  86. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:23 pm

    Interesting that according to fangraphs Runners on second and first with one out, for this inning is only .1% better (62.8) than a runner on 1st with no outs (62.7).

    YAY. Errors.

  87. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Lauren-
    Beautiful double play ball right to Kinsler at 2nd… Off the heel of the glove, dribbled into right field.

  88. griffin on May 5th, 2009 3:24 pm

    i heard on the radio, bounced off kinsler’s glove, and into shallow right.

    one run on one hit so far – hahaha

  89. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:24 pm

    OK that last play has to be another chapter out of Bizarro World. Imagine if that becomes the winning run.

  90. alexD on May 5th, 2009 3:25 pm

    Wow..we really wanted out of that inning.

  91. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 3:27 pm

    Mike Sweeney needs to join Yuni on the bench. Why didn’t we just DH Wlad and put Chavez in LF?? Right now we have two guys who have no purpose on this team (Sweeney and Yuni) and another who is walking a mighty fine line (Griffey). I would rather see Clement up here and take ABs away from Sweeney.

  92. RoninX on May 5th, 2009 3:27 pm

    Seriously. Can I get a fly ball? “The Catfish” is making us look silly today.

  93. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 3:27 pm

    In Yuni’s 2 at bats today:

    - 8 pitches.
    - 8 strikes.
    - 1 called strike.
    - 5 pitches that would have been called balls.
    - 2 pitches that might have been called balls.

  94. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 3:27 pm

    (humble apologies for the double post)

  95. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:29 pm

    blankenship –
    Are you suggesting the Rangers might have scouts?

  96. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:29 pm

    I wish someone would post what Yuni has done at the plate today…

  97. RoninX on May 5th, 2009 3:30 pm

    So much for winning that one hit game….

  98. naviomelo on May 5th, 2009 3:30 pm

    Cruz would have been doing that in a Mariners uniform had we gone for Dave’s “Full Nelson Plan”.

  99. jvalentine on May 5th, 2009 3:30 pm

    Damn you Nelson Cruz!

  100. griffin on May 5th, 2009 3:31 pm

    oof, mariners have to bank on another Rangers error to get a run up on this team, haha

  101. fermorules on May 5th, 2009 3:31 pm

    I know this deserves the AFLAC award for most obvious comment of the day, but man, the Mariners don’t have many hitters who know how to work the count.

    Speaking of woeful M’s hitting, how did Dave Valle land a job at the MLB Network?

  102. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:32 pm

    That HR is justified. In no way shape or form does this team deserve to win off of that silly error.

  103. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:32 pm

    Brown Scott –
    I’m pretty sure you were joking… but I didn’t really get the joke.
    He’s 0-2 with a groundout and a strikeout.

  104. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:32 pm

    Well, so much for that error-produced run being the winning run.

  105. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:34 pm

    That HR is justified. In no way shape or form does this team deserve to win off of that silly error.

    Thank goodness the baseball Gods are always fair and just.
    I mean, after all, they gave us Bud Selig.

  106. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:34 pm

    Here’s an idea–

    Let’s win a game 6-2 sometime? Is that asking too much? Take a lead early, build it, never really be challenged. I’m not saying all the time, but just every so often for a little rehab to my mind/heart/emotions…

    Please.

  107. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:34 pm

    I was joking. Granted it was a pretty bad joke, but it was indeed a joke.

  108. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:35 pm

    Geez. How many strikeouts does Bedard have and how many are swinging?

  109. Ralph_Malph on May 5th, 2009 3:36 pm

    (As far as the seven vs. eight no-hitters – I kind of assumed 7 no-hitters was a no-brainer, like Maris’ 61 or Aaron’s 755.)

    I think I can be considered a serious baseball fan. I love Nolan Ryan. I always watched his games when he was on the Game of the Week (dating myself). I know he had a ton of no-hitters. But I couldn’t have told you whether it was 7 or 8.

    I could, however, tell the difference between Shigetoshi Hasegawa and Kazuhiro Sasaki. Anybody who thinks Dave has lost it, though, never heard Harry Caray his last few years. He was truly embarassing.

  110. RoninX on May 5th, 2009 3:37 pm

    That HR is justified. In no way shape or form does this team deserve to win off of that silly error.

    If the Rangers can’t field then somehow we deserve to lose? Or are baseball results solely determined by the turning of the karmic wheel? Should we fire Jack Z and his new fangled “statistics” and bring out Jobu and the fried chicken?

  111. naviomelo on May 5th, 2009 3:37 pm

    wabbles – 7 strikeouts, 5 swinging.

  112. AssumedName on May 5th, 2009 3:38 pm

    So…102 pitches for The Interview…he finished?

  113. alexD on May 5th, 2009 3:38 pm

    JESUS FUC*ING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING? hit and run and we STILL hit into a DP? We’ll be able to sleep a lot easier when we just come to terms with the fact that Beltre SUCKS. Of the last 5 games we have played, we deserve to lose this one the most by FAR.

  114. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:38 pm

    Geez. How many strikeouts does Bedard have and how many are swinging?

    It doesn’t hurt that Chris Davis is on the opposing team. Then again he did boink one out of the park yesterday but other than that he’s good for at least 2 or 3 K’s a game.

  115. CC03 on May 5th, 2009 3:39 pm

    Beltre……………

  116. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 3:41 pm

    Should we fire Jack Z and his new fangled “statistics” and bring out Jobu and the fried chicken?

    They should consider bringing out the fried chicken regardless.

  117. jvalentine on May 5th, 2009 3:41 pm

    Should we fire Jack Z and his new fangled “statistics” and bring out Jobu and the fried chicken

    Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

  118. msb on May 5th, 2009 3:42 pm

    Yargh.

  119. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:43 pm

    Hats for bats.

  120. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 3:43 pm

    I have always found the Burger King to be disturbing.

    Mixing him with Star Trek didn’t help.

  121. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:44 pm

    And how many GIDP do we have this game?

  122. jordan on May 5th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Uhmm… what the hell was that little didy?

  123. SeasonTix on May 5th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Love the “Major League” references …

    I watch that movie every year as part of my “Spring Training” to prepare for the season.

  124. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:46 pm

    “Should we fire Jack Z and his new fangled “statistics” and bring out Jobu and the fried chicken?”

    NOT before we get rid of Silva!

  125. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Silva (overheard)- “Fried Chicken?!?!”

  126. alexD on May 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  127. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    Way to hold on for once Rob!

  128. Scottdids on May 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    Way to hang on Robbie!!

  129. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    Johnson hung onto the ball!

  130. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    Purty throw (Johnson with the scary “did I catch it” move out of the way, flailing arm tag).

  131. zvazda on May 5th, 2009 3:49 pm

    ROBBY ROBS THEM!

  132. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 3:49 pm

    yuni showed some nice range on that play–I can see he UZR plummeting even more this game. Nice throw by Wlad though.

  133. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 3:50 pm

    HELL yes!!!

  134. zzyzx on May 5th, 2009 3:51 pm

    It’s amazing how many of us get to watch.

    And yeah, Beltre’s next contract is going to be a lot lower…

  135. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:51 pm

    And despite all this, we’re still tied! On to the ninth and beyooond!

  136. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 3:53 pm

    …trying to channel Buzz Lightyear there. oh well

  137. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 3:53 pm

    Yes . . . Yuni time.

  138. naviomelo on May 5th, 2009 3:54 pm

    We have made exactly one outfield out so far in this game, Beltre in the 2nd.

  139. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Also not to reign on the good results but if Lowe, Kelley, Aardsma–any of our all 95 mph+ fastball no command brigade is going to get blasted at some point unless they can start throwing secondary pitches for strikes. Lowe got lucky, he was throwing 96-99 and still got raked that inning. This is the major leagues and you have to pitch with a purpose, not just gas everyone.

  140. RoninX on May 5th, 2009 3:56 pm

    Cunning (and considerate) the way Yuni set Ichiro! up for the walk off home run.

  141. DizzleChizzle on May 5th, 2009 3:58 pm

    If the Rangers can’t field then somehow we deserve to lose? Or are baseball results solely determined by the turning of the karmic wheel? Should we fire Jack Z and his new fangled “statistics” and bring out Jobu and the fried chicken?

    I didn’t imply they deserved to lose. I simply stated that they don’t deserve to win off of that silly error. I don’t care how they win but 1 hit against Padilla in the 8th inning of a ballgame isn’t going to cut it. I think it’s crystal clear why they’re struggling today. My comment was out of frustration for giving up the 1 run lead that they were lucky to have to begin with.

  142. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:04 pm

    *Searches for an image of an Aardvark walking a tightrope*

  143. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Aardsma walked the bases full.

    Does that mean they didn’t have enough clubhouse goodness before the game?

  144. RoninX on May 5th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Hold onto your hats!

    @ Dizzle: My apologies then.

    PS – Whew!

  145. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Aardsma ERA is about to catch up with his FIP. He has no idea where any pitch is going.

  146. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:06 pm

    Paul-
    No it means Aardsma’s not angry at enough of his teammates.

  147. ScarTheBall on May 5th, 2009 4:07 pm

    both those pitchs could have been strikes

  148. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:07 pm

    No it means Aardsma’s not angry at enough of his teammates.

    Then I demand every one of his teammates hang a picture of his hot sister in their locker. Pronto.

  149. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:08 pm

    Wow. Way to wiggle out of that one. Great pitch.

  150. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:08 pm

    BAM! Down the middle… K! Let’s win it…

  151. Scottdids on May 5th, 2009 4:08 pm

    Woooooooo big K! This team is giving me an ulcer. Please win it here!!!

  152. JJD on May 5th, 2009 4:08 pm

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHe struck him out!

  153. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:08 pm

    Kinsler swings and misses!

    That must mean the M’s had good clubhouse rapport, and grit!

  154. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 4:09 pm

    quite possibly the worst looking scoreless inning pitched this year by a Mariner pitcher but I will take it.

  155. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:09 pm

    That line is just stupid:

    Texas 1 11 1
    Seattle 1 1 0

  156. Mike Snow on May 5th, 2009 4:09 pm

    Not bad. I figured this was where Dave’s prediction would come true about the bullpen frustrating us with bases-loaded walks.

  157. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:11 pm

    Defintiely Grit. They brought the grit today. The feel good, love-ya-bro grit! Now let’s win it.

  158. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:11 pm

    First pitch to Ichiro looked waaay outside on Gameday . . .

  159. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:12 pm

    please god..not extra innings again. My heart lacks the strength.

  160. JMHawkins on May 5th, 2009 4:13 pm

    So I guess it’s time for the annual “Retire Niehaus” parade – sort of like Seafair, happens every year. Just not as much fun.

    You’re all welcome to your own opinions. For me, I’d rather listen to Dave Niehaus call a game and get it wrong than listen to a whole bunch of other casters call it and get it right.

  161. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:13 pm

    OK Jose, just imagine those other players are wearing A’s uniforms and do your game winning hit thing!

  162. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:13 pm

    Adding to my Home Depot “to get” list:

    1. Portable Defibrilator, in Mariner’s colors
    2. Backup battery

  163. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:14 pm

    Sweeney has the goofiest batting stance of all-time.

    Other than Craig Counsell.

  164. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:14 pm

    As I watch Sweeney hit, I can’t help but think that with such a thin bench, if one (or two!) of the players are hurt, the manager really can’t do anything during the game.

  165. Mike Snow on May 5th, 2009 4:14 pm

    Who is Darren O’Day, and is he seriously getting guys out with an 86-mph fastball?

  166. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:14 pm

    Lopez shouldn’t expect to see another two-strike pitch below the letters for the remainder of his career.

  167. littlelinny6 on May 5th, 2009 4:14 pm

    I think Griffey needs to sack up and hit. How can they send Sweeney up there against a RH sidearm dude? Our bench doesn’t apparently exist. I’d rather see Cedeno up there.

  168. Lauren, token chick on May 5th, 2009 4:15 pm

    Hey! Let’s have some more innings!

  169. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:15 pm

    To infinity and beyoooooond!

  170. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:15 pm

    I can’t take this F’ing offense the whole year.

  171. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:15 pm

    Oh, and…

    3. A short stop like that Texas kid

  172. zzyzx on May 5th, 2009 4:16 pm

    OK, FSNW, enough with keeping the speed up forever. That’s vaguely interesting but if I’m trying to multitask, I’d like to see the count/outs more than how fast the last pitch was.

  173. Mike Snow on May 5th, 2009 4:17 pm

    Sidearm, I guess that helps explain things.

  174. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:17 pm

    Dave S actually advertised the games with the Royals by mentioning Bloomquist and Jose Guillen.

  175. zzyzx on May 5th, 2009 4:18 pm

    What the hell?

  176. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:18 pm

    F’ing Aye… How do you spell “DL”?

  177. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 4:19 pm

    That can’t be good…

  178. Gregor on May 5th, 2009 4:19 pm

    what’s going on?

  179. dsmiley on May 5th, 2009 4:21 pm

    I’m listening on the radio, didn’t see what happened…I hope Kelley’s OK.

  180. zzyzx on May 5th, 2009 4:21 pm

    Kelly dropped to the ground after throwing a pitch. Something to do with his side.

  181. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:21 pm

    Kelley went down on that last pitch with some sort of side injury. Maybe his hip or a lower rib.

  182. UpOrDownMsFan on May 5th, 2009 4:22 pm

    I have to go pick up the toddler from daycare… then head home. Had to mow the lawn after the 9th on Sunday, then got to see 3 more innings when I was done, so who knows, maybe I’ll be back…

    Hope Kelley’s okay.

  183. JMHawkins on May 5th, 2009 4:22 pm

    As I watch Sweeney hit, I can’t help but think that with such a thin bench, if one (or two!) of the players are hurt, the manager really can’t do anything during the game.

    We still carrying 12 pitchers? Check.

    Our bullpen’s workload over the last week? 24 IP total, which includes a doubleheader, a 15 inning game, and Carlos Silva not making it out of the 4th in his last start. For crying out loud M’s, quit wasting roster spots.

  184. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 4:22 pm

    Rangers pitching. Nine innings. One hit. Ugghhh.

  185. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:22 pm

    Kelly dropped to the ground after throwing a pitch. Something to do with his side.

    Too much fried chicken?

  186. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:23 pm

    I didn’t realize my other post had gone up.

    Uhhh… go M’s?

  187. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:24 pm

    Why did Kelley come out before throwing a pitch?

  188. Axtell on May 5th, 2009 4:25 pm

    I’m at the game Kelley threw then collapsed…he was helpedd the field with his left arm supported. Looked like elbow problem.

  189. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:29 pm

    UGH Not good.

  190. CMC_Stags on May 5th, 2009 4:30 pm

    How slow is Andrew Jones now if they are pinch running for him?

  191. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:30 pm

    On his second to last pitch, he was acting like something wasn’t right. He was moving around, stepped off, shook his arm, stretched a little, the umpire actually came out from behind the plate at one point, presumably to see if he was OK.

    Then he got back on the mound, threw a fairly slow pitch, and dropped like a stone.

  192. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 4:31 pm

    On tv it looked like he was grabbing his thigh or hip, but who knows. I’m watching without sound, so I’m not sure if they said anything…

  193. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:32 pm

    Hey, “The Killer B’s” are up in the bottom half.

    Addendum: God damn it. Yuni finally gets to a ball in the hole but has no play for an out. 3-1.

  194. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:34 pm

    so much for Stark. He’s throwing batting practice..even the two outs were hit hard it looked like.

  195. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:35 pm

    If it IS an elbow, that is very bad. Hope it is a ribcage muscle or something.

  196. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:35 pm

    If it IS an elbow, that is very bad. Hope it is a ribcage muscle or something.

    I call hip.

  197. Coolalvin206 on May 5th, 2009 4:36 pm

    We had a golden chance to put space between the Rangers and us, instead we crap all over ourselves and now have a .5 game to show for it.

    And can we pick up a friggin bat?

  198. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:37 pm

    Ugh.. Well, there goes that AL West lead..

    Seriously, if something isn’t done to get this team scoring some runs, we’re screwed.

  199. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 4:38 pm

    Even if we lose this, the M’s still have a half-game lead. Not that it feels like it.

  200. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:39 pm

    God damn Denny Stark.

  201. Paul B on May 5th, 2009 4:39 pm

    And that’s the game. Talk to you all tomorrow.

  202. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:39 pm

    This game turned shitty pretty quickly.

  203. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:39 pm

    Good grief . . .

  204. argh on May 5th, 2009 4:39 pm

    Well, Stark’s not going on my Christmas card list.

  205. xxtinynickxx on May 5th, 2009 4:41 pm

    Yuni needs to be traded tonight……and stark well he goes back to AAA…..if we had extra MR….

  206. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:42 pm

    *double post*

  207. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:43 pm

    At least it won’t be another 1 run game.

  208. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:44 pm

    Branyan! What a stroke. The start of a six-run 10th?

    (Please, baseball gods…please.)

    Follow up: BELTRE!

  209. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:44 pm

    Y’all didn’t expect ALL our scrap heap bargain buys to pay off, did you?

    I’ll be so glad when Jack Z can finally stop making payments on a few diamond crusted turds so he can spread the money around equitably and build a REAL roster.

  210. Mike Snow on May 5th, 2009 4:46 pm

    Well, Stark wasn’t Zduriencik’s bargain buy.

  211. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Now see, as I understand it, if we had strung together those doubles in the bottom of the ninth instead of the tenth, we would have won this game. ‘sigh’

  212. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Branyan! What a stroke. The start of a six-run 10th?

    (Please, baseball gods…please.)

    Follow up: BELTRE!

    Man on second. Nobody out. Tying run is in the dugout . . .

  213. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Sims just called our second string catcher “Bob” Johnson.

    “Bob Johnson’s on deck.”

  214. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Didn’t say he was. But he IS off the scrap heap.

  215. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 4:48 pm

    Zoinks, I guess there’s a reason (or a few) why Stark hadn’t pitched since 2004.

  216. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:49 pm

    balentein’s first 5 pitches were balls, whiffed two of them. What a terrible at bat.

  217. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:49 pm

    Yeah. TWO Tommy John’s. :)

  218. Mike Snow on May 5th, 2009 4:49 pm

    True, and I didn’t mean to imply that all Zduriencik’s reclamation projects will work either. I expect nothing of Chad Cordero, let alone Jeff Zimmerman.

  219. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:49 pm

    Sims just called our second string catcher “Bob” Johnson.

    I love it. That’s what I’m going to call him from now on.

  220. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:50 pm

    Gameday is calling Kelly’s injury an “injured chest.”

  221. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:51 pm

    Sims said they are calling it a strained oblique for Kelley.

  222. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    I’ll take that. As long as it’s not an elbow or shoulder.

    That said, who the hell is running the core strengthening workouts??

  223. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    Strained oblique. Well, that’s good as long as he doesn’t breathe it won’t hurt.

  224. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    So what’s the point of bringing in your closer with 1 out and a 5 run lead?

    (to face Rob Johnson???)

  225. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    Sims said they are calling it a strained oblique for Kelley.

    Darn. I was hoping it really was an injured chest. Obliques can be lingersome. And yes, I just coined the word “lingersome.”

  226. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:55 pm

    Oh God, why is Gutierrez bunting with one out and down by five in the 10th? Who writes this script.

    Also, dear Mike: send out a second batch of rally fries. We are desperately in need of a rally.

  227. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:55 pm

    So what’s the point of bringing in your closer with 1 out and a 5 run lead?

    So we can all enjoy the classic closer-in-a-non-save-situation-meltdown. I hope.

  228. xxtinynickxx on May 5th, 2009 4:56 pm

    should be bases loaded….

  229. ScottBrowne on May 5th, 2009 4:56 pm

    Excuse me, Mr. Umpire?

    THOSE WERE ALL BALLS

  230. hark on May 5th, 2009 4:56 pm

    Gutierrez just got boned by the ump. Twice. At this point in the game, he should have thrown his bat down and jawed with the blind plateswain. If he’s ejected, who cares, we lost.

  231. alexD on May 5th, 2009 4:56 pm

    wow, did gut just look at 3 consecutive strikes?

  232. ScarTheBall on May 5th, 2009 4:56 pm

    Looks like the umps strike zone got bigger this inning.

  233. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 4:57 pm

    Does the ump’s strikezone look as inconsistent on TV as it does on Gameday?

  234. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 4:57 pm

    Home plate umpiring has been god awful this year.

  235. JerBear on May 5th, 2009 4:58 pm

    Yeah, I think the friggin ump just wants to go eat dinner…

  236. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 5:00 pm

    Two Tommy John surgeries equal one retirement.

  237. et_blankenship on May 5th, 2009 5:00 pm

    Freaking Yuni, man. 11 strikes today, all swinging, at least seven of which weren’t even strikes.

  238. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 5:06 pm

    We need the guys in this lineup to be more patient. Get on base by any means necessary. And Yuni is definitely NOT helping there. I’d also like to see Ichiro take more pitches too. We are 2nd to LAST in MLB in walks.

  239. Jeff Nye on May 5th, 2009 5:11 pm

    Okay, tomorrow’s matchup has to be in violation of the Geneva Convention somehow.

    Carlos Silva vs. Sir Sidney Ponson. Ugh. I think I’ll fire up Netflix streaming on the Xbox 360 tomorrow night.

  240. Axtell on May 5th, 2009 5:13 pm

    So today and yesterday were the first two games I’ve seen at safeco…can someone tell me is the crowd always so passive? They never get loud for 2 strike counts hell they only got up twice in either game for 2 strike 2 out pitches…is this normal?

  241. hark on May 5th, 2009 5:15 pm

    Axtell–

    Yes. Perfectly normal.

  242. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 5:18 pm

    I think the crowds lately have pretty low expectations.

  243. cdowley on May 5th, 2009 5:20 pm

    So today and yesterday were the first two games I’ve seen at safeco…can someone tell me is the crowd always so passive? They never get loud for 2 strike counts hell they only got up twice in either game for 2 strike 2 out pitches…is this normal?

    No, it’s usually much better than it has been. I haven’t been so far this year, but both games I managed to get to last year (June? against the Tigers and Feierabend’s start against the Yankees in September) were much more active from a crowd perspective. Same was generally true when I’ve gone in previous years as well (tho it had been a few years… damn living on the other side of the state and being broke!).

  244. mrmitra on May 5th, 2009 5:26 pm

    Now we are a mere half a game ahead of the Rangers. At least we have the Royals to play. Oh wait, you say they aren’t the roll overs they’ve been the last few years? Shit.

  245. joser on May 5th, 2009 5:30 pm

    Axtell — there are games at Safeco where there are loud, rowdy fans. They show up once or twice a year, and cheer for the Red Sox.

    If Mariners fans want to be that in-your-face and passionate, they go home, boot up their computers, and post comments that get [moderated] here.

    Darn. I was hoping it really was an injured chest. Obliques can be lingersome. And yes, I just coined the word “lingersome.”

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. And “lingersome” is a lovely coinage.

  246. joser on May 5th, 2009 5:32 pm

    Also, remember: Griffey has verbiage in his contract relating to attendance. So if there’s anything wrong with the fans, it’s Griffey’s fault.

  247. Breadbaker on May 5th, 2009 5:33 pm

    Okay, tomorrow’s matchup has to be in violation of the Geneva Convention somehow.

    Carlos Silva vs. Sir Sidney Ponson. Ugh. I think I’ll fire up Netflix streaming on the Xbox 360 tomorrow night.

    I’d be bringing in seismographs.

  248. Jeff Nye on May 5th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Don’t fake moderation tags, joser, or I’ll moderate you!

  249. msb on May 5th, 2009 5:46 pm

    So,no left-handed bats, and now no bullpen.

    I’m guessing the lead in the division is going away soon.

  250. phouston on May 5th, 2009 5:50 pm

    I don’t think there is a huge problem with the bullpen, I think it’s Denny Stark not really being a major league pitcher

  251. mshope on May 5th, 2009 5:54 pm

    So, losing hope already people? Still in 1st place. Missing Greinke & Meche in KC, and everybody will be rested for tomorrow evening.
    Come on M’s fans, keep the faith. It’s still early. Let’s see another month or 2 from now.

  252. kenshabby on May 5th, 2009 6:06 pm

    Time to deep-six that 12th pitcher and sign Jim Edmonds to a contract for the remainder of the year. (Or Geoff Jenkins.) Can Edmonds play 1B? I’m sure he’s still a good outfielder.

  253. alexD on May 5th, 2009 6:10 pm

    Not losing hope. We were in that game until the very end, when we put in a guy who has yet to prove his abilities and he got bent over by one of the best offenses in the AL on a day when our bullpen was burned out and with multiple injuries.

    I will start losing hope when we are regularly losing games we never had a chance to win.

  254. JMHawkins on May 5th, 2009 6:15 pm

    Man, Pittman is brutal on Silva in the postgame. Hassleman suggested making him a setup guy, and Pittman said

    “Carlos Silva in the seventh inning? That’s about the time you want to see his car peeling out of the parking lot.”

  255. Axtell on May 5th, 2009 6:30 pm

    When does cedeno realstically become available to replace yuni? When does guti get moved to second in the lineup? When can we give beltre some time to figure out how to swing again?

    Disheartening to hear that safeco fans aren’t more into it, and it wasn’t just 2 strike pitches. I wonder how the players feel when they go on the road and see the differences.

  256. wabbles on May 5th, 2009 6:38 pm

    For the record:
    Dave Kingman had a lifetime walks-to-strikeout ratio of 0.335 or 608 walks to 1816 strikeouts.
    Yuni has a lifetime walks-to-strikeout ratio of 0.344 61 walks to 177 strikeouts.
    So Yuni’s ratio is better than Kingman’s after all! (Although those stats don’t include today’s game, of course.)

  257. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 6:39 pm

    Hopefully they feel like performing better.

  258. jephdood on May 5th, 2009 6:45 pm

    Dave Kingman was there for his 28 bombs and .478 SLG% every year.

    If Yuni could do that, I would overlook his lack of walks.

    But.. he doesn’t. :-)

  259. joser on May 5th, 2009 7:28 pm

    Sorry, I was trying to use them like meta-quotes, sort of. Oh, nevermind.

    Somebody asked about this in yesterday’s game thread, but I only found this today: Felix showing his appreciation to his defense. There’s your “clubhouse chemistry” (cue boom-waka-waka music).

  260. Diehard on May 5th, 2009 7:49 pm

    The bullpen is shot and the last thing they needed was extra innings again today. Every game went at least into the bottom of the ninth in this home stand. The bottom line is with the offense struggling, the Mariners don’t match up well against a team that slugs the ball like the Rangers do. We can’t expect our pitchers to win every 1-0. 2-1 game.
    Hopefully the bullpen can get some rest and Morrow will be back soon.

  261. joser on May 5th, 2009 8:42 pm

    Morrow is out until Saturday at the earliest — 15 day DL retroactive to April 24.

    Per Drayer, Kelley is probably not traveling with the team on the roadtrip, and Wakamatsu called his injury “devastating” to the bullpen.

  262. pgreyy on May 6th, 2009 1:17 am

    I was at the game again today (Terrace Club seats are sweet!) and it would have been a very different game had Kelley performed as expected in that situation. His injury threw everything into flux…and this wasn’t Denny’s day.

    However, I wanted to address the “what’s wrong with the M’s fans” meme.

    How excited did you expect the crowd to be in this game? One hit and one run, unearned, until the game was out of reach.

    The crowd around me sure lit up with Wlad’s throw to Rob Johnson (even if they didn’t put the replay up on the big screen to let most of the crowd know exactly what just happened.) But then, the M’s bats wasted that momentum and the crowd’s enthusiasm quite efficiently in their meager efforts at the plate in the bottom half of that inning.

    Trust me, when the M’s give the fans something to cheer about…the fans react like good fans should.

    On the other hand, this weird thing that self-critical M’s fans do, demanding that all of the fans respond, like sheep, in some pre-determined way to arbitrarily specific game conditions, rather than intuitively to the ebb and flow of the game–that’s barely better than the wave, in my opinion.

    When you’ve got a powerhouse pitcher mowing down the opposing line-up, then, yeah…cheering for the punch out when he’s got two strikes and two outs on a batter makes sense…and M’s fans do respond to that, instinctively. Not JUST because there’s two strikes and two outs, but because there’s something worth cheering for happening.

    The problem isn’t with M’s fans. It’s up to the M’s to actually give us something to cheer about.

    This game, I think the fans cheered exactly as much as was deserved.

  263. Axtell on May 6th, 2009 10:21 am

    [nope]

  264. Axtell on May 6th, 2009 4:26 pm

    Wait a minute, I wasn’t questioning anyone’s fandom, I simply said in to the point above that the M’s DID give us plenty to cheer about last night, in Bedard’s brilliant outing…but the lack of enthusiasm, especially in 2-strike counts as contrasted by other parks around the league, was especially disconcerting. I asked for feedback if that was the norm (as I’ve only been to 2 games there) and the general consensus it was, and wanted to know why the Seattle crowd is so passive.

  265. DMZ on May 6th, 2009 4:32 pm

    No, you went into fans/not fans and what — specifically — a fan’s duty was. Them’s the rules.

  266. Jeff Nye on May 6th, 2009 4:52 pm

    In any case, moderation metacommentary doesn’t belong in comment threads. If you have a question about why your comment was deleted, send an email.

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