This Will Make You Laugh

Dave · June 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

The Mariners High-A affiliate in the California League, the High Desert Mavericks, have scored 14 runs tonight in the same game that center fielder James McOwen set the league record by getting a hit in his 36th consecutive game. McOwen also homered, as did two of his teammates, as the Mavericks lit up Lake Elsinore’s starter for 11 runs in 4 2/3 innings.

They’re losing by 18. I’m not kidding. Here’s the box score. Lake Elsinore is up 32-14 as I type this. Thirty-Two to Fourteen.

Gotta love baseball at altitude.

Update: They weren’t done – the final score was 33-18.

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22 Responses to “This Will Make You Laugh”

  1. JMHawkins on June 28th, 2009 7:32 pm

    They need to take a cue from the folks at Coors Field, only I don’t think a humidifier will be enough. Maybe just leave the game balls soaking in barrel of water behind home plate. The ballboy wouldn’t even need to bring new ones out, the ump could just walk over, fish one out of the barrel and shake it a couple of times before throwing it to the pitcher.

  2. Sidi on June 28th, 2009 7:33 pm

    I was screaming that going for two made no sense…

  3. BTJP on June 28th, 2009 7:42 pm

    Poor Jose Yepez might go through his whole minor league career with a 135.00 ERA and 12 home runs per inning average.

  4. fiftyone on June 28th, 2009 7:43 pm

    Rats, Sidi beat me to it… Still, they could have tried an onside kick in the ninth, nothing to lose when you’re down by two scores that late in the game.

  5. Sports on a Schtick on June 28th, 2009 7:50 pm

    Good luck to Jay trying to recap that mess.

  6. Evan on June 28th, 2009 8:08 pm

    We scored 18 runs and only drew one walk?

    The organisation really needs to preach patience. The other guys drew 13 walks – we drew 1.

  7. Dave on June 28th, 2009 8:12 pm

    Walking in High Desert is kind of stupid. If you can make contact, it’s probably leaving the yard.

  8. robbbbbb on June 28th, 2009 8:15 pm

    Man alive, High Desert is punishment for pitchers, isn’t it. I can see the Mariners minor league co-ordinator now. “I find your lack of faith disturbing. If you do not please me, I shall have you exiled to High Desert!

  9. Mike Snow on June 28th, 2009 8:22 pm

    Wow, both teams went the entire sixth and seventh innings without scoring.

  10. Jay Yencich on June 28th, 2009 8:31 pm

    Good luck to Jay trying to recap that mess.

    It takes up half a page. :/

  11. mark s on June 28th, 2009 8:45 pm

    How do you evaluate anyone from all that?

    Pretty neat though, a baseball team scoring like a football game.

  12. Jay Yencich on June 28th, 2009 8:51 pm

    How do you evaluate anyone from all that?

    Ideally, you don’t.

  13. Carson on June 28th, 2009 9:11 pm

    I coach a 6th grade team, and we completed our perfect season on Wednesday with a 42-6 win.

    I emailed the league director about implementing a mercy rule and.. she said no.

  14. Breadbaker on June 28th, 2009 10:21 pm

    Wow, both teams went the entire sixth and seventh innings without scoring.

    They needed to catch their breaths.

  15. kenshabby on June 28th, 2009 11:22 pm

    Was this played at Adelanto, or on Mars? One of my favorite stats comes from Lake Elsinore’s leadoff hitter Brad Chalk–9 ABs in a 9-inning game.

  16. diderot on June 28th, 2009 11:45 pm

    On the year, Jo Yepez has not hit four home runs…and given up four (granted, he’s only had a third of an inning to build up his homers allowed).
    Does that make him the definition of league average?

    But more importantly, wouldn’t his ERA be a lot lower if he’d just been allowed to catch himself (the Rob Johnson CERA factor)? And if he shakes himself off, whose fault is it?

  17. diderot on June 28th, 2009 11:46 pm

    OK, should be ‘has now hit four homers’…

  18. Axtell on June 29th, 2009 12:00 am

    A couple things looking at the box score really stood out (beyond the ridiculous score):

    every batter for Lake Elsinore had at least 2 hits, the leadoff batter went 4-9(!), and they had a total of 45 baserunners.

  19. John D. on June 29th, 2009 2:02 am

    Thirty-Two to Fourteen.

    Gotta love baseball at altitude.

    Update: They weren’t done – the final score was 33-18.

    As our broadcasters might say, “High Desert’s rally just fell short.”

  20. Evan on June 29th, 2009 10:33 am

    Walking in High Desert is kind of stupid. If you can make contact, it’s probably leaving the yard.

    And if the goal were to win games in High Desert, that would be relevant.

    The purpose of High Desert is to develop players. I would think that it would be a great place to teach patience because it would require so much discipline to take pitches when you know that solid contact equals four bases.

  21. Red Apple on June 29th, 2009 11:43 am

    Do you think the org will wise up and decide that this is not a good place to have a minor league team? Think of the psychological damage it inflicts on pitchers and the false hope it instills in hitters!

    They should wear cheap trucker’s caps and the outfielders should place cups of beer nearby in the grass…play only 5 innings…have a 10-run rule…

  22. Dave on June 29th, 2009 12:24 pm

    And if the goal were to win games in High Desert, that would be relevant.

    Go try convincing the players that their goal on any given night isn’t to win. Your perspective is not their perspective.

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