Game 118, Yankees at Mariners

DMZ · August 16, 2009 at 11:39 am · Filed Under Mariners 

Chamberlain v Fister.

1 o’clock.

Nice day for a win.

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98 Responses to “Game 118, Yankees at Mariners”

  1. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 11:49 am

    As long as Bucknor and his shin-low strike zone isn’t behind home plate again, that is.

  2. The Kid 24 on August 16th, 2009 12:29 pm

    Lets hope and then more.we need a MIRACLE after the last three games.(for that matter after how our season has gone).

  3. Liam on August 16th, 2009 12:44 pm

    Russell back in the number 2 slot after dropping off a cliff.

  4. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 12:48 pm

    Whoever this New York Vinnie person is, I’m channeling the channel on the pregame show. Something tells me I’m going to not like what he has to say.

  5. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 12:53 pm

    God, I miss the edit function.

    ‘changing the channel’

  6. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 1:07 pm

    Juneau –

    Just an FYI, in case you haven’t heard him before on the post-game show…though Vinnie is from NY, he grew up in Queens and was/is a Mets fan.

    Thus, he absolutely loathes the Yankees — much to his credit. :o

  7. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:16 pm

    Ah, well, I just imagined that Vinnie was going to give us all sorts of insights about being gritty and needing to man-up and get those uniforms dirty.

    I did enjoy Jeter’s interview; much nicer to hear him giving Ichiro a tonguebath instead of others giving him one.

    Also interesting to hear how he’s so impressed at how well Ichiro speaks English. Really? Hmmmm…

    Nice, Mister Fister, nice.

  8. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 1:28 pm

    Sorry, j_f…didn’t mean to sound like I was being “that guy” just then.

    And I don’t always agree with NYV on everything, either…though he is occasionally entertaining.

    As for Fister…a great start! Let’s hope he can stay in this groove.

  9. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:32 pm

    I didn’t take it that way at all–besides, we can’t get into a flamewar; it appears we’re the only people here!

    And yes, very nice Fister! Too bad about that first hit by Jeter.

    I did laugh cynically when one of the keys to the game was to drive Joba the Hutt out early.

  10. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 1:40 pm

    I’m not sure what the weather’s like there today…but I think the sun and warm is actually enticing a lot of folks outside here today after what was a rather-gloomy-for-the-middle-of-August week we just had.

    The Joba the Hutt ref is too funny as well!

  11. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:43 pm

    That was closer at the plate than I expected! Go, Ichiro!

    Odd that Jeter stopped at second.

  12. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 1:44 pm

    Uh oh…Jeter just passed Luis Aparicio for the most hits ever by a shortstop.

    I expect Rizzs to be in tears at any moment over that reality.

  13. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:51 pm

    but I think the sun and warm is actually enticing a lot of folks outside here today after what was a rather-gloomy-for-the-middle-of-August week we just had.

    No distractions here; it’s pouring rain. Sorry cruise ship tourists! Your track suits and white tennis shoes will get soaked!

    Funny, Dave mentioned when Jeter tied the record, but thankfully no tonguebath on breaking it.

    Ooo…interesting story on why Wak doesn’t want to get thrown out of the game. No Lou for him!

  14. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 1:53 pm

    Interesting – Niehaus just said Wak told him he doesn’t want to get thrown out of a game because he’s trying to teach discipline; that’s why he didn’t become the first tossee himself by arguing the strike=three call on Langerhans last night.

  15. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 1:54 pm

    Oops, you said that already.

    Sorry that I interrupted the private convo that you two are having here. :)

  16. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:55 pm

    See, A-rod is EVIL.

  17. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 1:56 pm

    No, please stay! This was getting all weird, like were on one of my sister’s knitting blogs.

  18. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 1:57 pm

    Sorry that I interrupted the private convo that you two are having here.

    Actually, we were wondering where everybody else was at.

    Oh, and…J-LO!!

  19. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 1:59 pm

    Heh, my wife knits – she’s going to Stich and Pitch night with gf’s on the 27th.

  20. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:00 pm

    I was just going to yell, stop swinging at the first pitch, and then decided to shut up. Interesting to hear it’s on purpose though, Lopez doesn’t want the pitchers to get ahead of him. Okay.

    Nice. Perfect time for a test of our emergency broadcast system. Back just in time to see that Griffey somehow got out.

    What happened to the days of ‘Two outs, no problem’?

  21. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:03 pm

    I haven’t looked at Fister’s pitch count, but he’s had some quick AB’s; it can’t be too bad.

  22. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:05 pm

    I wonder why they never seem to run those things at, like, three in the morning when there’s nothing on but the ghost of Billy Mays doing an info-mercial or something.

    Also, thank you very little, Nick Swisher.

  23. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:05 pm

    Damn. I want the other Wilson back.

    Stitch and Pitch sounds like fun! Too bad the sis in in CA. She goes to Rivercats game occasionally, but I can’t imagine she would want to knit in that heat, though.

    My favorite wife moment at a game was this couple sitting behind me once at Safeco. She read a paperback book the entire game, never looking up, until it was the bottom of the ninth. Then she very carefully dog-eared her page, put the book aside, stood up and cheered wildly, and sure enough, they came back to win. That’s what I call a successful marriage.

    Well, shit. Is it me, or do the boys seem to be having trouble holding a lead lately?

  24. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:07 pm

    Angels beat the Red Sox again today, they take over the Wild Card lead.

  25. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:09 pm

    I wonder why they never seem to run those things at, like, three in the morning when there’s nothing on but the ghost of Billy Mays doing an info-mercial or something.

    I have the TV running in the background all the time, and they ONLY come on during the game. Never on “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” and certainly never during a commercial.

    I think the Rangers took over the WC, G-Man.

  26. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:09 pm

    Wife and I met in ’95, when she was not a sports fan. The Amazing Marines got he interested, but she still used to knit at games for a year or two. Now she’s into it.

  27. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:11 pm

    Damn, I meant the Rangers. Brain fart.

  28. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:14 pm

    You know, though, Baltimore has played the hell out of the Angels this weekend.

    Too bad the M’s couldn’t capitalize on a little of that.

  29. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 2:15 pm

    Joh!

  30. vern on August 16th, 2009 2:15 pm

    I love Kenji. I like to feel that every hit he gets is a pin in the Rob Johnson voodoo doll.

  31. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:15 pm

    Damon’s going to be exhausted running around in that corner.

    And uh, bad slide there, Joh. Good thing that Noodle Arm was throwing the ball back in.

  32. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:17 pm

    Call me crazy, but it seems like Kenji has actually been starting to hit the ball a little again lately — in the rare opportunities he’s gotten to play, that is.

  33. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:17 pm

    What a big hot mess.

  34. flashbeak on August 16th, 2009 2:17 pm

    2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Anyone else thinking we won’t score?

  35. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:17 pm

    Nice by Swisher, poor by Jeter.

  36. flashbeak on August 16th, 2009 2:20 pm

    What a surprise! We don’t score with 2 RISP and less than 2 outs!

  37. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:21 pm

    2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Anyone else thinking we won’t score?

    Well, as the saying goes: Two On…So What?

    Oh, wait.

  38. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:29 pm

    Joba’s panting like a big ol’ dog in the heat. Knock him around!

  39. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:32 pm

    Joba’s panting like a big ol’ dog in the heat.

    Could you imagine watching him start a game against the Rangers down in Arlington on a typical evening?

    That would not be pretty.

  40. vern on August 16th, 2009 2:36 pm

    Two outs…two on. I feel that I’ve seen this show before.

  41. msb on August 16th, 2009 2:38 pm

    Not a re-run!

  42. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:38 pm

    Nice to see Guti get that hit.

    Now come on, let’s do it again!

  43. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:39 pm

    GUTI!!!

    Also, a bit of heads-up baserunning by Branyan there as well…

  44. vern on August 16th, 2009 2:39 pm

    Focus groups didn’t like the other ending.

  45. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 2:40 pm

    Yesssss!

  46. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 2:41 pm

    Focus groups didn’t like the other ending.

    Ha! I knew it was all about marketing!

  47. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 2:41 pm

    Also, a nice piece of hitting by “Hands” there!

  48. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:44 pm

    Another baby with no hat! The humanity! Perhaps Sims will send his hat over since he mentioned the need for one too.

  49. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 2:48 pm

    What’s the USSM wisdom on Fister? I haven’t, um, been paying as much attention since we started sucking more.

    He seems pretty damn impressive today, at least.

  50. Liam on August 16th, 2009 2:50 pm

    Dave on June 15th, 2009 8:52 pm

    Fister = Tall Jakubauskas.

  51. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 2:51 pm

    Heh. And less grinchy, one presumes.

  52. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:54 pm

    Wow, Damon cannot throw. It’s like a catapult is tossing the ball in.

  53. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 2:59 pm

    I dunno, Lauren, his MLB picture is sort of scary in a different way. A bit, I’m so sexy.

  54. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 3:00 pm

    There’s something odd going on with the lighting on his left cheek, no? Makes it look like maybe he has piercings with chains connecting his nose and ear.

  55. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:03 pm

    You’re right, Lauren. And I call manscaping on those brows. I’m trying to think of any good MLB photo I’ve seen, though.

    Come on, random Yankee’s pitcher. Like Ichiro’s ever going to steal again, just to show up.

  56. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:06 pm

    Is this the definition of a contact hitter? These Lopez at-bats are always amusing, if nothing else.

  57. Lauren, token chick on August 16th, 2009 3:12 pm

    Zrally Zdurienciks!

  58. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:15 pm

    Yeah, welcome to our nightmare, Mr. Z’s family.

    Who mentioned Jeter’s man tights yesterday? He is the last player wearing the scary tight long pants, right?

  59. Scottdids on August 16th, 2009 3:16 pm

    Shouldn’t Jack Zduriencik be off signing Ackley and not hanging with the family about now?

  60. diderot on August 16th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Fister = Tall Jakubauskas.

    Couldn’t we just hope he’s our Kevin Slowey? That would be nice.

  61. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:25 pm

    Oh, shit, Griff! Your Scootaround surely had a higher gear!

  62. Bremerton guy on August 16th, 2009 3:26 pm

    I like to feel that every hit he gets is a pin in the Rob Johnson voodoo doll.

    I seriously don’t understand the Rob Johnson hate here. Group-think, maybe?

  63. Liam on August 16th, 2009 3:26 pm

    Is anyone else getting annoyed by the “Everybody clap your hands” beat that they keep playing?

  64. diderot on August 16th, 2009 3:30 pm

    I seriously don’t understand the Rob Johnson hate here.

    I don’t think it’s hate at all. Just continued amazement at the disparity between his actual performance and what the team apparently sees.
    In other words, if a guy can’t hit and can’t catch, can his ‘leadership’ really be a help?

  65. apunetid on August 16th, 2009 3:34 pm

    Aceves!

  66. apunetid on August 16th, 2009 3:38 pm

    Can anybody explain Gaudin’s Gameday picture to me?

  67. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 3:39 pm

    Ichiro’s hit makes up for Jeter’s 3 cheap hits today.

  68. LefebvreBelebvre on August 16th, 2009 3:42 pm

    Would one of the moderators please post on the need to at least consider re-signing Erik Bedard this coming off-season?

    I know, I know: [ot]

  69. G-Man on August 16th, 2009 3:42 pm

    A couple more runs sand Bautista could finish this game.

  70. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 3:45 pm

    Well, I go out and run for an hour and what happens?…WOWEEEEE!!! :)

  71. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:45 pm

    Can anybody explain Gaudin’s Gameday picture to me?

    AAEIII!! Don’t do that again!

    These Devil’s pubs thing that pitchers have going these days is extremely disturbing and needs to stop.

  72. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 3:50 pm

    Who mentioned Jeter’s man tights yesterday? He is the last player wearing the scary tight long pants, right?

    Maybe he’s trying to impress whichever young starlet/pop star/model he’s dating this week.

  73. pgreyy on August 16th, 2009 3:54 pm

    Hey Liam,

    The “Everybody Clap Your Hands” thing actually makes me laugh–as a former nightclub dj. It’s from “The Cha Cha Slide” which is basically a modern line dance with square dance-style calls…and everybody jumps in and does the same dance, like sheep.

    I’m ironically pleased at how it works just as well at the stadium.

    I’m also ironically amused enough to enthusiastically sing the “slick pick-up trucks, big timin’ in a small town” line from Branyan’s at bat music (“Hillbilly Deluxe” by Brooks & Dunn (RIP))

    And Diderot is spot on about it not being “hate” for Rob Johnson here…but no needless and unreasonable “love” either.

  74. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 3:54 pm

    Is anyone else getting annoyed by the “Everybody clap your hands” beat that they keep playing?

    Yes!

    Though, unfortunately, they seem to be doing it all around the sports world at the moment.

  75. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 3:57 pm

    Maybe he’s trying to impress whichever young starlet/pop star/model he’s dating this week.

    Shoot, they pointed out the Flavor of the Month at one of the previous games. Kate Hudson? Or is she here with A-rod?

    I remember being surprised that he hadn’t gotten married yet. Isn’t it about time to marry some Tifani from the marketing department and start squeezing out little Jeters?

    Sweet, Joh.

  76. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 3:58 pm

    Good job, Kenji!

  77. jld on August 16th, 2009 4:03 pm

    Are we going to see Washburn in Detroit? The probable pitchers page has a ‘to be announced’ line for the starters of the final Tiger’s game. Does anyone know where they are in their rotation?

  78. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 4:03 pm

    Actually, yeah, A-Rod and Kate are an item these days…though I remember a few years back when it seemed like Jeter was doing the whole “Flavor of the Month” thing with a series of celebrity hotties as well — Mariah Carey being amongst them.

  79. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 4:06 pm

    Congrats on your first MLB win, Mister Fister!

    And against the rotten Yanks, no less! :)

  80. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 4:07 pm

    yeah, I remember her being a brunette, whoever the flavor was for Jeter. Damn. I hate getting old.

    Sims said something about Washburn being up during the Detroit series, not sure which game, jld.

    And WHOO! HOO! for Mister Fister! He gave it to the Yankees, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

  81. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 4:10 pm

    Are we going to see Washburn in Detroit?

    Well, Wash went eight shutout innings on Friday night against the Royals…so I’m guessing we’ll probably get him in one game of this upcoming series against the Tigers.

  82. Liam on August 16th, 2009 4:12 pm

    Washburn should be scheduled to pitch against the Mariners and RRS on Thursday.

  83. Scottdids on August 16th, 2009 4:16 pm

    Jeter has been dating Minka Kelly from Friday Night Lights for awhile now. Lucky bastard.

  84. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 4:20 pm

    Jeter has been dating Minka Kelly from Friday Night Lights for awhile now. Lucky bastard.

    Oh, sheesh, no kidding!

  85. samregens on August 16th, 2009 4:47 pm

    Man, it’s nice being on the right side of a blowout.

  86. diderot on August 16th, 2009 5:02 pm

    Jeter has been dating Minka Kelly from Friday Night Lights for awhile now. Lucky bastard.

    And for anyone who likes sports, good writing and good acting, I highly recommend this show. If you haven’t seen it, it’s worth going back and watching from the start.

  87. roulf on August 16th, 2009 5:18 pm

    Aw, I was hoping Fister would get a chance to pitch against Detroit. Apparently, its been his childhood dream to pitch against his longtime buddy Dusty Ryan in the majors (Detroit catcher), and they’ve both been called up this year from triple-A. Although, it looks like Dusty hasn’t been playing much lately anywho.

  88. Bremerton guy on August 16th, 2009 6:31 pm

    don’t think it’s hate at all. Just continued amazement at the disparity between his actual performance and what the team apparently sees. In other words, if a guy can’t hit and can’t catch, can his ‘leadership’ really be a help?

    Johnson’s OPS for July was .810 and for August it’s .774. Seems to me that lately he’s been hitting just fine.

  89. Bremerton guy on August 16th, 2009 6:32 pm

    Oops, sorry, messed up the block quotes.

    I don’t think it’s hate at all. Just continued amazement at the disparity between his actual performance and what the team apparently sees. In other words, if a guy can’t hit and can’t catch, can his ‘leadership’ really be a help?

    Johnson’s OPS for July was .810 and for August it’s .774. Seems to me that lately he’s been hitting just fine.

  90. Jeff Nye on August 16th, 2009 6:42 pm

    Heeeere we go again.

  91. kayjay on August 16th, 2009 7:04 pm

    I mentioned man tights. Jeter dated Halle Berry years ago. I vaguely remember Berry politely saying he was a jerk. The man tights and the starlets make me think ‘cough, Rock Hudson, cough’. Now I have to check out Fister’s brows.

  92. juneau_fan on August 16th, 2009 7:58 pm

    I don’t know about moving into Rock territory–he’d have to do the mirror kiss like A-rod before I went there–but it’s sort of sad and pathetic when the women stay the same age but the dude keeps getting older. I mean, everyone wore man tights…15 years ago.

  93. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 10:18 pm

    Jeter dated Halle Berry years ago. I vaguely remember Berry politely saying he was a jerk.

    Then again, she was married to David Justice for awhile as well…and, if I remember correctly, that wasn’t exactly a match made in heaven, either.

  94. Joe on August 16th, 2009 10:48 pm

    …the women stay the same age but the dude keeps getting older.

    Yes, the metaphorical matthew mcconaughey, and so the celeb pop-tart TMZ circle is complete.

  95. kenshabby on August 16th, 2009 10:48 pm

    So…now the Mariners have won the last four (maybe five) games I’ve attended. This after they’d won around 15% of the games I’d attended up until this little streak.

    On a side note, I was surrounded by Yankee fans today, just as I was surrounded by Red Sox fans at the game I went to in May. Red Sox fans are worse.

  96. Joe on August 16th, 2009 10:50 pm

    BTW, I was watching a channel that was running a sports ticker, where they were listing players and injuries, and for a moment it looked exactly like this:

    Adrian Beltre (testicle)
    David Wright (head)

    And suddenly I realized our gay porn meme had escaped USSM….

  97. kayjay on August 16th, 2009 10:52 pm

    Oh yeah-her comment was about how horrible her taste in men was. I suppose my dislike of Jeter makes me suspect he does the mirror kissing. It is good man tights have become passé.

  98. scott19 on August 16th, 2009 11:18 pm

    Red Sox fans are worse.

    Somehow that doesn’t surprise me…give them a couple of WS trophies to beat everybody over the head with and all of a sudden they think they’re the masters of the freaking universe.

    Though I suspect the most obnoxious chowderheads at Bosox games are probably the ones who have so little connection to New England that they wouldn’t know a fresh Maine lobster if it reached up and snapped them on the nose. :)

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