Game 159, A’s at Mariners

DMZ · October 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm · Filed Under Mariners 

Oh, vagaries of chance. Doug Fister, who starts tonight, is regarded as a surprise, a revelation, a top contender for next year’s rotation, depending on who you listen to. But if you start stacking him against the other rotation guys, well… it’s not that great. Fister’s below-average K rate comes with a better-than-average walk rate, and he’s given up a lot of taters. In terms of pick-your-advanced-metric (say, FIP) he’s between Jason Vargas and Carlos Silva. And well behind Jakubauskas, who might get to relieve Fister tonight.

It’s not that I’m down on him. But it seems like the sentiment about Fister, who is a no-expectations fair-results guy, is a lot different than Ian Snell, who came in with the headcase baggage, or Vargas, who actually has performed a lot better than Fister.

In fairness, he is eight inches taller.

Can we please have a Branyan appearance tonight? Please, Wak? Give the people what they want (an album that contains one of my favorite songs, “Destroyer.” There’s a story. Don’t ask).

Comments

43 Responses to “Game 159, A’s at Mariners”

  1. trtlrock on October 1st, 2009 5:53 pm

    Woo-hoo! Go Kinks!

    Add it Up is the hidden gem on that album…

  2. joser on October 1st, 2009 6:21 pm

    Destroyer is such a good song the Kinks recorded it twice (the other time as “All Day and All of the Night”).

  3. DMZ on October 1st, 2009 6:23 pm

    Next you’re going to tell me Luna just re-did lyrics for someone else’s song to produce “Dizzy”

  4. joser on October 1st, 2009 6:29 pm

    Well, Branyan might get a token AB but we don’t want him to (further) hurt himself.

    Anyway, he knows how to give the people exactly what they want.

  5. joser on October 1st, 2009 6:32 pm

    And if the chord progression for those Kinks songs didn’t exist, neither would at least half of ACDC’s oeuvre.

  6. Liam on October 1st, 2009 6:35 pm

    It seems that Mariner fans fall for anyone who can string together a few good starts.

  7. joser on October 1st, 2009 6:48 pm

    Say, didn’t there used to be a writer around here who was all over reports of cheating in baseball — you know, like pine tar incidents? What happened to that guy?

  8. Liam on October 1st, 2009 6:52 pm

    I thought you were referring to Joe Mauer stealing signs.

  9. Liam on October 1st, 2009 7:04 pm

    Ok, now Mike Blowers has hit it big–the front page of digg.com

    Psychic Announcer Nails Homerun Prediction [Vid]

  10. Breadbaker on October 1st, 2009 7:14 pm

    Is that Junior saying goodbye to Dave?

  11. msb on October 1st, 2009 7:17 pm

    That was unexpected.

  12. joser on October 1st, 2009 7:19 pm

    Fister sending a little sympathy out to Jamie Moyer there, I guess…

  13. Liam on October 1st, 2009 7:19 pm

    I didn’t know that Fister had another splitter.

  14. msb on October 1st, 2009 7:20 pm

    Ouch.

  15. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 7:21 pm

    It sure did feel as though Junior’s starting his own little farewell tour.

    Even that, or he expects ol’ Dave to be put out to pasture this winter?

  16. Mike Snow on October 1st, 2009 7:34 pm

    Hall makes a play on defense!

  17. msb on October 1st, 2009 7:39 pm

    Yay!

  18. Breadbaker on October 1st, 2009 7:40 pm

    That was Mr. Adrian Beltre.

  19. Liam on October 1st, 2009 7:45 pm

    Whoever we get to play third base should wear that blowup of Adrian Beltre’s head.

  20. msb on October 1st, 2009 7:51 pm

    I thought the whole Duncan story was odd. The best line on the Mauer/signs story was Gardy “That’s why we’re three games back — we’re stealing signs”

  21. Mike Snow on October 1st, 2009 7:57 pm

    Okay, Sims just suggested a “pick to click” for Lopez of a home run or double to right field. Look, it only works when you suggest something that actually has a chance of happening.

  22. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 7:57 pm

    What shenanigans, Ichiro.

  23. Liam on October 1st, 2009 8:02 pm

    “That’s why we’re three games back — we’re stealing signs”

    I just wish they would come clean when they are caught. The excuses made in that article are very childish.

  24. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 8:04 pm

    The Condor would have had that.

  25. Paul L on October 1st, 2009 8:05 pm

    What did Junior do with Dave? They were referring to it in the booth but my recording doesn’t go back that far.

  26. Liam on October 1st, 2009 8:05 pm

    The replay showed that it bounced off the scoreboard higher up, so that was a double all the way. Hall taking his sweet time getting to it after that made it a triple.

  27. Liam on October 1st, 2009 8:10 pm

    What did Junior do with Dave? They were referring to it in the booth but my recording doesn’t go back that far.

    At the start of the first inning, Junior came into the broadcast booth with a poster size blow up of an old picture taken during Spring training of Dave Niehaus interviewing a very skinny Ken Griffey Jr.

  28. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 8:11 pm

    Junior brought a big blown up picture from 1997 of the two of them together. Dave was in shorts!

  29. Paul L on October 1st, 2009 8:13 pm

    Thanks!

    I don’t know if he’ll be back or not, but this is the happiest I’ve ever seen him.

    I’m glad he came back.

  30. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 8:14 pm

    Yes, it felt very ‘it’s been great, Dave, think of me when you look at this.’

    I’ve got this whole theory that Junior’s doing his own private farewell tour in his head. If so, classy way to do it.

  31. msb on October 1st, 2009 8:37 pm

    This game has had so many unusual elements.

  32. msb on October 1st, 2009 9:38 pm

    But, still, a win!

  33. DaveValleDrinkNight on October 1st, 2009 9:50 pm

    I missed the memo. How did the Condor nickname come about?

    If we already have a Condor, doesn’t that mean that Fister needs a nickname?

    How about “The Ferret”?

  34. wetzelcoatl on October 1st, 2009 10:01 pm

    Fister doesn’t need a nickname, his name says it all. Maybe a picture to describe the action.

  35. Liam on October 1st, 2009 10:03 pm

    I missed the memo. How did the Condor nickname come about?

    This is what wikipedia has to say,

    Saunders was nicknamed “the Condor” by Mariners first base coach Lee Tinsley via Mariners broadcaster Dave Sims.

  36. juneau_fan on October 1st, 2009 10:09 pm

    Saunders must have felt great. Rookie, just up, and you’ve got a cool nickname already!

    You only need to look at Fister’s MLB picture for picture that describes the action. Yikes.

  37. joser on October 1st, 2009 10:24 pm

    Condor? I’ve been thinking of Saunders more as the Cadborosaurus — something from around Victoria that we hear about but rarely see.

    Junior brought a big blown up picture from 1997 of the two of them together. Dave was in shorts!

    It was 1989 Spring Training, according to Rizzs.

  38. DaveValleDrinkNight on October 1st, 2009 10:31 pm

    Well, there it is then for Saunders. Was just wondering.

    I think Fister probably craves a nickname.

    Imagine going through High School named Fister.

    Yeeeeeessshh!

  39. Kazinski on October 1st, 2009 10:40 pm

    It’s always great to beat the A’s we took the season series from the A’s 14-5. We just drubbed them this series, and the M’s are a much worse offensive team than the A’s.

    The M’s are last or tied for last in the AL in AVG, OBP, OPS, runs, and BB. The A’s are last in ISO and HR. And even though the A’s aren’t very good offensively, they’ve scored 131 more runs than the M’s.

    It is just amazing that we’ve won 83 games with an offense this horrid. Viva la defense.

  40. joser on October 1st, 2009 11:33 pm

    Imagine going through High School named Fister.

    I don’t know when he had his growth spurt, but if he was 6’8″ in high school, and an athlete, I don’t think anybody said anything to his face. Lest he demonstrate on them that, you know, it’s more than just a name.

    I hope he doesn’t have a sister, though. And yeah, there’s a rhyme, but I’m not going there.

    It is just amazing that we’ve won 83 games with an offense this horrid. Viva la defense.

    And yet there are still people who insist a run saved is not as valuable as a run scored.

  41. vj on October 2nd, 2009 2:16 am

    I know I’m not supposed to ask but does your fondness of the song have something to do with this?

    From Wikipedia: The lyrics are based on The Kinks’ song “Lola” which is about a transvestite. In this song, the guy becomes paranoid after taking Lola back to his place.

    Anyway, I just resolved to dig out my Kinks LPs over the weekend and listen to them a bit.

  42. msb on October 2nd, 2009 8:34 am

    Ah, but it wasn’t just shorts– it was rather short shorts, knee socks, and a t-shirt from a restaurant.

  43. GripS on October 2nd, 2009 9:05 am

    What I like about Fister is that he doesn’t lose his composure or show emotion when he’s struggling. He’s done pretty well for a guy who doesn’t have a real fastball or an out pitch.

    I see him as a potential #5 in the rotation or a long relief guy next season.

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