June 11, 2003 · Filed Under Mariners · Comments Off on  

This just in: Sasaki back on the disabled list, this time because he served as his own bellhop. Hmm. I suppose we’ll see Julio Mateo come right back from Tacoma? I always knew there were benefits to having your AAA team a mere 30 miles away.

Oh, and folks? Derek isn’t kidding about that Puerto Rico story. I heard it too.

June 11, 2003 · Filed Under Mariners · Comments Off on  

Is there any way to get blogger’s fricking archives and permalink to work properly? Seriously, we’re baffled, and since it means people can’t link to us like they want to, it’s ticking off our readers and that’s an easy way to tick us off. Come on, we know you’re all running your own blogs out there, toss us a hint. [update: oh, that’s just great, now that I’m playing around with it, the permalinks are working. Arrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh. All I want to do is write about the Mariners (sobbing)]

June 11, 2003 · Filed Under Mariners · Comments Off on  

Overheard at Safeco Tuesday, June 10th.

“The Expos are playing a lot of their games in Puerto Rico this year.”

“What? Why?

“They’re almost all Puerto Rican.”

“No they’re not.”

“Seriously.”

“What about, uh… Schneider?”

“He’s German-Puerto Rican.”