July 16, 2003 · Filed Under Mariners · Comments Off on  

We need some content today, so, I’ll dutifully report that Felix Hernandez just struck out the side in the first inning. In other news, he’s also cured cancer, found Osama Bin Laden, and convinced Tim McCarver to never broadcast another baseball game again.

We’ll be renaming this blog the U.S.S. Felix shortly.